I Would Never Let My Daughter Enter A Beauty Pageant, Because There’s No Way In Hell She’d Winclickhole.com - Jessica Winthrop - Blogger, mother As a woman who has dealt with plenty of unwelcome judgment in her life, I have always been a little uneasy about the idea of beauty pageants. But …
My Sons Taught Themselves To Be Feminists Without My Help, What The Fuckclickhole.com - Shannon Butcher - Mother, Blogger As the mother of three sons, I imagined that instilling my feminist values in my children would be one of the most rewarding parts of motherhood. I …
If You’re Not A Police Officer, You Can’t Understand The Pressure You Feel In The Split Second When You Have To Decide Whetherclickhole.com - Jerry Matthews - Police Officer It goes without saying that our police should be held accountable when they’re guilty of using excessive force. But, as a law-enforcement veteran …
If People Deleting Facebook Want To Be A Part Of A Social Network, They’re Welcome To Come Connect With Friends Among Theclickhole.com - Derek McCullough - CEO of Marshalls Like most Facebook users around the world, I felt shocked and betrayed when news broke that millions of users’ data had been sold to a political data …
Every Parent Wants To See Their Child Do Well, But I’d Be Lying If I Didn’t Admit That Watching My Loser Son Fail At Everythingclickhole.com - Julie Marigold - Blogger, mother When you give birth to a child and you hold that miraculous being in your arms for the first time, you can’t help but think what amazing things the …
Men, Stop Telling Women To Calm Down And Swim Perpendicular To The Riptideclickhole.com - Lisa Manford - Blogger Listen up, men, because there’s a condescending habit you need to cut out right now. When you automatically assume a position of superiority over …
Toys ‘R’ Us Is Going Out Of Business Because America Wasn’t Ready To Accept A Celibate Giraffe Mascotclickhole.com - Dave Brandon - CEO of Toys R Us When I became CEO of Toys ‘R’ Us, I was excited for a chance to lead one of America’s most well-known toy stores into a new era of prosperity. …
SatireI Did Everything I Could To Buy ClickHole, But Their Editorial Integrity Won Out Over My Billion-Dollar Offers, And I Respectclickhole.com - Elon Musk - Blogger, Entrepreneur From electric cars to space travel to brain-computer interface technology, I am constantly expanding my portfolio to include big, forward-thinking …
We Need To Talk About Paying College Athletes For A Couple Seconds So Our Consciences Can Rest Easy And We Can Enjoy Marchclickhole.com - Jared Simmons - Blogger If you’ve filled out a March Madness bracket and have your next three weeks planned out to catch the maximum amount of basketball action, you’re just …
‘The Hunger Games’ Gets So Much Wrong About How Forcing People To Fight To The Death For The Enjoyment Of Wealthy Elitesclickhole.com - Old Spice It’s no secret that Hollywood exaggerates and embellishes stories in order to make them more exciting, and I’m the first to enjoy a larger-than-life …
As Hard As It Can Be To Remember, There Are Some Things In Life That Are Just More Important Than Ratsclickhole.com - Phil Anderson - Blogger I don’t pretend to know everything about life. Hell, sometimes I don’t even know where my car is parked. But there are a few things I’ve learned in …
Every Night I Lie Awake, Worrying About The Possibility Of Coinstar Technology Falling Into The Wrong Hands (By Jens Molbak,clickhole.com - Jens Molbak - Founder of Coinstar As founder of Coinstar, I invented the machine for a single purpose. I envisioned a world where, with my advanced coin-sorting technology, people …
Ram’s Use Of Martin Luther King In A Truck Commercial Is Proof Of Just How Low Corporations Will Stoop To Get Americans Theclickhole.com - Jack Dorfman - Blogger Last night, Ram ran a commercial during the Super Bowl that featured audio of a Martin Luther King Jr. sermon overlaid onto footage of its trucks. …
You Never Fully Understand What It’s Like To Have A Child With Autism Until You See One At The Park And Then Speculate Aboutclickhole.com - Melissa Stevenson - Blogger, mother Raising a child is no easy task, and when it comes to children with developmental disabilities, parents face an additional set of challenges that …
The Problem With ‘The Flash’: Why Doesn’t Flash Have Bugs Splattered On His Face After Every Time He Runs Really Fast?clickhole.com - Jerry Hogan - TV Critic Before I get into it here, let me be clear: There’s so much about The CW’s The Flash that I think is great. It’s got superhero fun with just enough …
If We Don’t Protect Endangered Species, Our Kids Will Inherit A World Where A Silverback Gorilla Riding A White Rhino Intoclickhole.com - Emily Schultz - Blogger It’s an incredible experience to watch a child become inspired by the majesty and diversity of the wildlife on this planet. But human activity is …
My Solemn Promise To You Is That Whether Or Not Net Neutrality Is Repealed, The Website Will Remain An Absolute Nightmareclickhole.com - Al Roker - Weatherman, webmaster Tomorrow the FCC will vote on whether or not to repeal laws protecting net neutrality. The outcome of the vote could have profound consequences and …
Banning Athletes Who Abuse Performance Enhancers Will Finally Create A Level Playing Field For The All-Night Olympic Villageclickhole.com - Janet Rechard - Blogger The Olympics are meant to showcase the pinnacle of human athletic achievement, but doping scandals in recent years have muddied that noble spirit. No …
Every Middle-Class Family Should Have Money Set Aside For An Unexpected Emergency Like Republicans Having A Majority Inclickhole.com - Eric Leaf - Blogger It’s no secret that life can throw bad news at you right out of the blue. For those of us who aren’t fabulously wealthy, an unexpected bump in the …
It’s Time To Stop Arguing The Semantics Of The Word ‘Terrorism’ And Start Actually Doing Something To Fund Itclickhole.com - Jon Cosgrove - Blogger It seems that every time we experience a national tragedy, discussion always gets bogged down in the semantics of which horrible acts should or …
Taking Care Of Your Elderly Parents Can Be A Beautiful Experience If They’re Very, Very Sexyclickhole.com - Jessica Longford - Blogger I dreaded my parents getting older. I’m not proud to say it, but the idea of having to care for the people I had relied on for so much of my life …
Thanksgiving In My Family Is Always Tense Because I Read News Outlets Owned By Liberal Billionaires And My Uncle Reads Newsclickhole.com - James Morris - Blogger As much as I enjoy Thanksgiving, I can get pretty stressed out thinking about the charged political conversations that always seem to break out …
Maybe A Humble Mall Pedophile Taking On The Washington Establishment Is Exactly What This Country Needs (By Roy Moore)clickhole.com - Roy Moore - Politician, blogger For far too long, the out-of-touch elites in Washington have been governing for their own benefit at the expense of average, everyday Americans. Now …
As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual Misconductclickhole.com - Brent Hartford - Blogger, male feminist America is now confronting its endemic sexual harassment problem and finally holding powerful men accountable for their crimes against women in an …
Now That Trump Is Ending The Senseless Ban On Elephant Trophies, My Wife Can Finally Get The Elephant Head Transplant Sheclickhole.com - Ken Garrett - Blogger There has been no shortage of debate over all the policy that has come out of the Trump administration, and I myself can’t say that I support much of …
