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THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR. HAVE YOU SEEN MY XANAX? I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT

THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR. HAVE YOU SEEN MY XANAX? I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.<p>NO. I HAD A HEADACHE, SO I TOOK THE LAST OF YOUR ASPIRIN. THEN I FELT REALLY GOOD FOR A WHILE. THEN I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE … FIVE HOURS. I WOKE UP AND ATE ABOUT FOUR MICROWAVE MEALS. NOW I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE SUNSET BECAUSE IT’S A CONSTANT SOURCE OF UNDERAPPRECIATED BEAUTY IN THIS CHAOTIC AND SEEMINGLY CRUEL WORLD. DON’T YOU AGREE?<p>OBVIOUSLY THOSE WERE MY XANAX, DAVID, AND I HATE …

OH HEY, GIRL

OH HEY, GIRL. YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK? YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WORKED DOUBLES ALL WEEKEND. NO REST FOR THE WICKED, THOUGH. I HAVE TO BE AT THE PILATES STUDIO IN LIKE, 20 MINUTES. I JUST POPPED HOME FOR A QUICK POWER COSMO AND A SPEED TINKLE.<p>IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU. WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SEE MY THERAPIST MORE THAN I SEE YOU. YOU’RE LIKE THE INVISIBLE ROOMMATE. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN AT THE OFFICE. YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE TODAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?<p>MY AVIAN STUDIES PROFESSOR SAYS IT’S OPPRESSIVE TO MARGINALIZED FLOCKS FOR US TO MONOPOLIZE CRUMB RESOURCES. PLUS, I DON’T KNOW, YOU KNOW? IT’S JUST LIKE … IS THIS A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE? SHOULD WE MAYBE HAVE OTHER INTERESTS? AND THIS HAS CHEESE ON IT. DO I LIKE CHEESE? DO I REALLY? OR HAVE I BEEN CONDITIONED TO LIKE IT BY SOCIETAL PRESSURES?<p>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT’S FOOD! WE SPEND TWENTY HOURS A DAY WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR MINISCULE BITS OF FOOD! JUST EAT IT!<p>BUT …

HEY, CAN YOU MAKE ME ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU DRINK WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT KEVIN AND HOW HE LEFT YOU FOR THAT STEWARDESS?

HEY, CAN YOU MAKE ME ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU DRINK WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT KEVIN AND HOW HE LEFT YOU FOR THAT STEWARDESS?<p>MIGHT AS WELL MAKE ONE FOR YOURSELF SINCE I JUST SAID THAT.<p>LONG DAY, YOU KNOW? I WAS JUST GOING TO HAVE A NICE, QUIET NAP FOR TEN OR TWELVE HOURS BUT THEN I FOUND AN OLD CRUMPLED UP RECEIPT YOU DROPPED AND I SMACKED IT AROUND FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. WORE ME RIGHT OUT.

TOO OFTEN WE ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE RULED BY FEAR

TOO OFTEN WE ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE RULED BY FEAR. WE SUCCUMB TO SELF DOUBT AND FAIL TO UNLOCK OUR FULL POTENTIAL. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU LET THAT NAGGING VOICE IN YOUR MIND TALK YOU OUT OF GETTING WHAT YOU REALLY WANT, RIGHT? I MEAN, I ALMOST DIDN’T COME INTO THIS NARROW BOX CANYON AND CORNER YOU IN A DENSE THICKET OF IMPENETRABLE UNDERBRUSH BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID I MIGHT NOT BE FAST ENOUGH, BUT I DIDN’T GIVE IN TO THAT FEAR. I DIDN’T LISTEN TO THAT LITTLE VOICE, AND I’M REALLY PROUD OF THE WAY …

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