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366 Weird Movies You Need To See

Image Credit: Audubon Films<p>The first weird film I ever remember seeing was <i>Eraserhead</i> when I was just a teenager, and man did it mess with my head. …

Behold, It’s ‘Dawson’s Creek’ With Dogs. It’s ‘Dachshund’s Creek.’

It’s been a banner week for dog reenactments. First, on Sunday, John Oliver introduced his all-dog version of the Supreme Court set to audio of a recent oral argument. Now, today, less than 48 hours later, a YouTube user named Michael Immerman has rolled out an all-dog version of the hit late-1990s …

Here’s Sasha Grey Reading Some Of The Most Sexually Creepy Texts Ever Sent

Sasha Grey has a new movie coming out soon. Nope, it’s not <i>Daddy’s Worst Nightmare 5</i>. Rather, <i>Open Windows</i> is about a man named Nick (Elijah Wood, in the role he was born to play) winning a dinner date with his favorite actress, Grey’s Jill. When she doesn’t show, however, he’s offered the …

Otter Eats At Kitchen Table

<b>YouTube Link</b><p>This otter sits and eats some kibble from a bowl at a dining table... at least for a while. Later he seems to leave his perfect table …

R.I.P. ‘True Blood,’ So Here’s A Supercut Of The Show’s Most Memorable Deaths

A scientific power ranking of <i>True Blood</i>‘s best deaths, based on the supercut below:<p>5. Sam shifting inside Rosalyn.<br>4. Lorena puking blood.<br>3. Sam gutting Maryann while he’s a bull.<br>2. Eric taking Talbot from behind, then stabbing him.<br>1. Russell’s mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore, “it” …

Here Are All The IMDB Top 250 Movies Currently Available On Netflix Streaming

We’re regularly outlining the best of Netflix’s ever-changing streaming options around here, because let’s face it: the Netflix “recommended” list might as well be your mom filling out an old Columbia House order form for you.<p>Well, one Redditor had the brilliant idea to cross-reference all of …

9 Game-Changing Facts About Monopoly

The 12 Highest Rated Kung Fu Movies On Netflix

When it comes to Kung Fu movies, fans of the genre can be incredibly opinionated on what is and isn’t a good martial arts flick. Personally, I’m more of a <i>Bloodsport</i> and <i>American Ninja</i> guy — probably because they were on TV every weekend in the early 90s — but I realize these are not considered …

Video and poll: Best of UFC's 'Fight Motion' super slo-mo highlights of 2014

Even though the second half of the UFC’s 2014 schedule will be missing one significant event, the first half has produced quite a few highlights.<p>What …

How Long Will You Survive In The Chamber?

When you have time to kill online, like a whole lotta time, you can end up deep inside a clickhole- a word that means what it sounds like it means, …

VAMPIRE SEX: The Most Fangbangingly Memorable ‘True Blood’ Sex Scenes

Here’s a fun experiment. Type in a show name followed by the word “sex” on Google, and see how many results you get. For instance, “game of thrones sex” has 62,900,000, while “californication sex” lags way behind with 4,050,000. I haven’t done “golden girls sex” or “simpsons family guy looney tunes …

Honest Porn Reviews: ‘Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’

Why do you like what you like? It’s easy to explain the movies, music, food, or whatever category of things we use to define our tastes. This isn’t the case for porn. When I was asked to review porn, my first instinct was to find a clever angle, because it felt weird and vulnerable to sincerely …

This is it, Guys! This is What we Trained For!

Who Is Cara Delevingne, And Why Is She About To Be In Everything?

She’s been called the “only true modern supermodel” and “the face of the decade,” so we’re about to see a whole more of Cara Delevingne. The 21-year-old British model is to now as Kate Moss was to the 1990s, except with a widely popular Instagram account, and to quote a profile in <i>New York</i>, “In an …

Here Are Bill Burr’s 7 Angriest Stand-Up Clips, In Increasing Order Of Angriness

We’ve long been fans of Bill Burr. Whether it be his turn on <i>Breaking Bad</i>, regular Conan appearances, excellent podcast, or Netflix dominance on Netflix, the prolific comedian always delivers.<p>Burr turns 46 today, and while I’m sure he can still find things to get heated about, a new marriage and …

Jon Lajoie Wrote The Perfect Generic Pop Song That Could Be Used To Advertise Virtually Anything

Before I ever watched <i>The League</i>, I knew Jon Lajoie from his popular and hilarious YouTube channel, filled with music videos and commercial parodies. I think the first thing of his I ever saw was Everyday Normal Guy and I was hooked. Since then, over the years Lajoie has brought us this insane …

Jean-Claude Van Damme Versus Tobias Funke

(Video Link)<p>Jean Claude Van Damme is an actor and badass martial artist who can do the splits in the most epic ways possible. Tobias Onyango Funke is …

Check Out This Extremely Helpful, Fan-Made ‘Game Of Thrones’ Interactive Map

I’m what you’d call a casual <i>Game of Thrones</i> fan — I haven’t read the books, I don’t pore over the recaps, and half the time I can’t remember who the hell this person is and where they are. So I’ve found this interactive map created by <i>Game of Thrones</i> superfan serMountainGoat especially helpful. It …

Vans Warped Tour

"The enduring spirit of the Vans Warped Tour remains as bright as ever, continuing to inspire creativity and ambition in new and exciting ways as we …

A Complete Ranking Of (Almost) Every Single Mitch Hedberg Joke

I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.<p>275. I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into the battery compartment. From an outsider's point of view, it looks like I've got it all wrong.<p>274. Advil has a candy coating. It's …

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28 Helpful Cleaning Tips For Incredibly Lazy People

Anyone who claims they love to clean is probably lying. We could all use a few shortcuts when it comes to maintaining a tidy household.

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36 Interesting Facts That Will Make You Want To Travel

That is, more than you already do.<p>1. Travel can help improve your problem-solving skills.<p>2. One out of eight jobs in the U.S. depends on travel and tourism.<p>3. Taking a vacation can lower your risk of heart disease.<p>4. Studies show that money spent on travel makes you happier than money spent on …

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69 Thoughts We've All Had While Drunk

I"M N0T eVEn DRU;NK!!!!!<p>1. I'm really tired. I'm only going to have this one drink and duck out early.<p>2. Wow, I'm already a little less tired now.<p>3. I can't wait to eat.<p>5. Why is my mom calling me? Mahm, I can't talk. I'm at a bar.<p>6. Do I want another drink... I should really get some sleep, but …

7 Quick Dinners To Make This Week

I do say food's the shit, if I do say so myself.

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The Secret Duke Porn Star Went On CNN To Proclaim Her Love For What She’s Doing

The CNN article about Belle Knox, Duke’s most famous porn star, begins as such:<p>Waiting tables at your neighborhood Applebee’s.<p>Logging a few barrista shifts at the campus coffee shop.<p>Even spending Friday night babysitting a couple of your professor’s rug-rats.<p>These, are some of the typical jobs held …

Bravo on who has the most dangerous guard in MMA

A good rivalry is one of the best ways to gain fan interest. All sports have them and combat sports is certainly no exception. Boxing, wrestling and …