Trump Claims Dog Ate His Health-Care Plan
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s promise to release a long-delayed health-care plan hit a snag when his dog ate the only existing copy of the plan, the President disclosed. “I left the plan on my desk, and somehow the dog got up there and ate it,” he said. “It’s a bad dog, quite …
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