Beth Klinetobe

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21 Things You Should Know About Dating A Woman Who Is In Love With Food

1. A delicious meal can make up for a semi-palatable date. If the conversation is lacking, or you prematurely reveal yourself to be psychotic, it …

16 Weird Things You Do When You’re Going Through A Lazy Streak

No shame in sometimes giving up on adulthood and letting your productive life come to a screeching halt. We all do it and whoever says they don’t is …

13 Brutally Honest Things You Need To Know Before You Date An Aries

So you’re in love with an Aries, huh? God have mercy on you. KIDDING. We are fantastic people to love. We will literally RAM you into a corner with …

Relationship Advice: The 50 Things You Need To Do For A Relationship To Last

1. Burn your blueprint.<p>Rid yourself of whatever fantasies you harbor about the bliss of coupled life. They’re not helping. There is no script, so …

13 Complaints I Have About Having Big Breasts

1. People are generally more predisposed to call them “titties” rather than “breasts” (see: Kenny Powers), because having big boobs precludes anyone …

23 Things That Happen In Your Last Semester Of College

1. Have an existential breakdown, get really meta about how four years have gone by so quickly, remain in complete disbelief that you are a senior …

8 Plausible Reasons To Stay In Bed, Eat And Watch Netflix All Day

1. There is no greater joy in life than being able to sit on your ass and eat while being mind-numbed into obsession with some obscure documentary. …

32 Songs To Blast In An Empty Apartment On A Saturday Night

We’ll call this sweatpants and pipe dreams. Staying when the rest of the world goes out can take on a very weird vibe sometimes–at once depressing, …

15 People On The Most Difficult Things You Will Learn In Your 20s

Read some life lessons provided by 15 people from Quora. If you’re just on the cusp of becoming a 20-something, or currently a 20-something, or even …

17 Reasons Cats Are The Only Life Companions You’ll Ever Need

1. They, like you, just want to sleep all day.<p>2. You meow to communicate anyway so why not just do so with someone who understands you.<p>3. They are …

16 Weird Things Best Friends Do That Prove They’re Your Soul Mates

1. They help you decipher reality through intricately theorized empirical evidence you jointly gather from Facebook and Twitter. <i>Oh, the person you</i> …

22 Things Nobody Told You About Being 22

It probably started with a rated R movie you saw when you were in middle school. Or maybe it began with a story someone’s unfiltered older sibling …

The 15 Less Noticeable Signs That You’re Becoming A Mature Adult

1. You’ve been buying lame things and getting excited about it.<p>More often than concert tickets or videogames, you enthusiastically purchase boring, …

15 Throwback Jams To Make Your Weekend Unexpectedly Epic

<i>Be it hunkering down with studies or getting back to actually working now that the summer’s over, the weekend after Labor Day tends to be a bit of a</i> …

25 Hilariously Accurate Girl Code Quotes

If you weren’t ugly in middle school, I almost don’t trust you. – <b>Jamie Lee</b><p>The strongest form of birth control has always been my personality – <b>Carly</b> …

35 Quotes For Introverts

“…I also believe that introversion is my greatest strength. I have such a strong inner life that I’m never bored and only occasionally lonely. No …

10 Disney Princes And Whether Or Not You Should Marry Them

We all know that no one is more of a model for your own future knight-in-shining-armor than a good, old-fashioned Disney Prince. While some may be …

The 7 Questions That Tell You Who You Are

Many of the answers we’re seeking are answers we already have. We just don’t know how to access them. Understanding who you are isn’t something you …

25 Things Everybody Should Try Doing Alone

1. Eating with your hands. Be liberated from the responsibility of chores. Fill your hands with food, stand over a sink and shove it all down your …

12 Lessons You Need To Learn Before Settling Down

<b>1. You don’t have to get married right now.</b> I know a lot of people who are friends with me on Facebook disagree about this, but no one is forcing you …

The Differences Between Shy, Introverted, Extroverted And Obnoxious

There have been thousands of charts made in the name of distinguishing specifics and paradigms of introverts and extroverts, but this one takes what …

28 Fruit Desserts Easier Than Pie

Pie who? Let me introduce you to your new, totally low-maintenance fruity friends: betty, buckle, crisp, crumble, grunt, pandowdy, and slump.<p>N.B. Opinions vary infinitely regarding the difference, if there is one, between a <b>crisp</b> and a <b>crumble</b>. One might have oats, but the other might too. According …

Carrot Cake with Cardamom

<i>Every Monday and Wednesday, we'll announce a new Wildcard winner: a recipe that may not have been entered in (or won) a contest, but a recipe that we've tested and loved.</i><p><i>Today: Carrot cake in its highest form.</i><p>WHO: Hollyshaner is from Florida and a food blogger at cinnamonslices.blogspot.com.<p>WHAT: A …

3 Easy, Fun and Tasty Recipes With 2 Ingredients

The Accidental Locavore has been playing around with a couple of really easy recipes. One of them does require use of your oven, but just do it in the morning before it gets hot out. And two of them are great over ice cream, not that you need an excuse!<p>1. Cilantro Vinaigrette<p>This is from The …

Meatless Monday: Breakfast-for-Dinner Waffles

<b>Meatless Monday is a global movement, a way of life</b><b>.</b> It’s not a campaign to turn everyone in the world vegetarian or vegan; in fact, many involved <i>are</i> …

Balsamic Stone Fruit Sundae

• Author: Cookie and Kate<br>• Prep Time: 15 mins<br>• Cook Time: 30 mins<br>• Total Time: 45 minutes<br>• Yield: 4<br>• Category: Dessert<p>★★★★★<p>5 from 2 reviews<p>A super simple summer …

Strawberry Raspberry Crisp

My summer love language is pink and fruity. All I want to do this weekend is put Van Morrison in my headphones, tool down the bike path at the beach, …