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The most dangerous drug isn't meow meow. It isn't even alcohol ...

I'm a lightweight; always have been. I didn't get properly drunk until I was 25, on a night out which culminated in a spectacular public vomiting in a Chinese restaurant. Ever wondered what the clatter of 60 pairs of chopsticks being simultaneously dropped in disgust might sound like? Don't ask me. …

Emma Thompson and 11 celebrities get naked with dead fish

<b>Emma Thompson and 13 other celebrities have been getting up, close and personal with an array of fish.</b><p>And by getting personal, I mean getting their …

Fish

26 Pictures That Will Make You Want To Burn The Internet To The Ground

BURN IT ALL DOWN.

The Sky News General Affection Song

YouTube

Adam and Joe Discuss "Taffin"

Translation

UK storms: Huge waves crash into Newlyn, Cornwall

Fierce winds have whipped up stormy seas along the south coast of the UK, with "severe" flood warnings issued for many stretches from Cornwall to Hampshire.<p>Adrian Keast filmed these waves crashing into Newlyn in Cornwall.<p>The Met Office has warned of 80mph gusts of wind across south and south-east …

Santa brand book

Get on brand for Christmas, with the awful/wonderful #SantaBrandBook from @quietroomtweets bit.ly/SantaBrand

Go Hard Or Go Home - The Hubmann Brothers

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BBC One - Doctor Who, ‘Doctor Who: 50 Years’ Trailer

The 29 Stages Of A Twitterstorm

Let's go on a tour of the anger factory.

The Innovation of Loneliness

Alan Partridge: the 'A-ha!' moments

From Radio 4 to the big screen, via the Linton Travel Tavern: how did Alan Partridge become the man he is today? As his new film Alpha Papa is released, Steve Coogan and his writers talk to Stuart Husband about the character's past, present and future.<p><b>1. The rise</b><p><i>Alan Partridge made his debut as a</i> …

How I became a national treasure

Last week on Mid-Morning Matters, my radio and TV show (there's a webcam), I hosted a phone-in that questioned for the first time Jesus's ability to …

Bill Oddie's BankWatch

Rainforests

Space Oddity

Funniest Crucible moments of 2013

Comedian Andy Zaltzman takes a look back at some of the funnier moments of the 2013 World Snooker Championship, including Ronnie O'Sullivan's masterful performances after a year out from the sport and crowd-pleaser Dechawat Poomjaeng.<p><b>Available to UK users only.</b>

Clarkson would be proud: Tracks left by Nasa's Mars rover reveal obscene penis picture on the red planet

Jeremy Clarkson would be proud: Nasa rover really DID draw a 'gentleman sausage' on Mars<p>Reddit users spotted unfortunate pattern in picture posted on …

Has every conversation in history been just a series of meaningless beeps?

It's a fact of modern life that any human aspiration – from dropping a dress size to preventing your own suicide – will spawn a series of how-to …

We didn't own an Ipad

James Bond