Austin Mayse

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The Shopkins Baroness Speaks: It’s Lonely at the Top

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin I am a warrior Goddess, all that I survey is mine. Hoards of people have submitted to my irresistible charm and hang …

Naked Lady Dances on a Wrecked Big Rig, Stops Traffic and Our Hearts

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffinIn the latest dispatch from Texas’ bar-brawl with Florida for most nonsensical state in the union, a Houston woman …

Post On Request: Nail File Jesus

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffinI have really great people in my life that I’m lucky enough to call, “friend.” Where I am quite the gin-soaked …

How To Lose 10 Pounds in 3 Days!!!

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffinWhat if I told you that you could lose TEN POUNDS in just THREE DAYS? This Easter your hamhocks won’t have to shimmy …

More Plot Twists Than Dynasty

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffinShimmy into your finest evening gown, or put on a Botany 500 Suit and meet me on the terrace for elaborately …

Photobombs Away!

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffinFor the past Five years, I’ve been your curator of crazy, a Nostradamus of nonsense. Yes, it’s hard to believe we’ve …

Paperback to the Future

The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffinIf you’re like me, vast swaths of your childhood were devoted to voracious reading. Maybe it’s because the internet …