Anna Rosenblum Palmer

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Toddler Proverbs Part Two

Toddlers, as we all know, are very wise. As such, I present further well-known toddler proverbs.<p>1. Fortune favours the bold enough to throw a tantrum …

Parenting

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Donald?

I think I have the solution. I know how to fix this. The Trump administration has given us alternative facts and fake news (which they claim is …

Elections

Retired. Or not really.

Got a question for you. I was chatting online with a friend last week about how busy I was preparing for the launch of my new business, when he asked …

Retirement

How to be a good human

If you’re lucky, your parents instilled lessons about how to be a good human. And if you’re super-lucky, the lessons stuck. But in case they didn’t, …

Networking

Why I was a cheating cheater

It’s easy enough to blame my affair on my dead dad.<p><b>The Husband</b><p>My husband and I met at Brown University. J was tall and golden and tanned. I imagined …

Sharing all of my crazy stories of being mom. I bet I can make you laugh...

It’s that time of year again that everyone is Irish, at least for a day. Americans celebrate this “holiday” so much, that the people living in <b>Ireland</b> …

Holidays

The Arrival

I took the train into the city because of the snow and now I worry about being able to get back home. Boston’s transit system has not aged well and …

Bagels

A Complete Guide to the College Scholarship Essay

<b>The College Scholarship Essay</b><p><i>Feared by students everywhere, the college scholarship essay can be a stumbling block between applying for scholarships</i> …

5 Reasons To Wear Wedges

The humble wedge shoe has been around since 1935, when Italian designer Salvatore Ferragamo designed the orthopaedic wedge; followed by the wedge …

An Interview With FoPo

<b>In my last post I was talking about some new discoveries, including cauliflower pizza and Tony Lozzi’s cauliflower bread recipe – using cauliflower</b> …

Food

Margaretha Montagu's Workshops

Equine-guided Growth Workshops based on Mindfulness Meditation<p>Imagine spending a week in the presence of these magnificent creatures while learning …

Getting off.

For the last decade of my father’s life he was a virtual shut it. He shuffled down the glass hallway between our house and studio in his slippers …

Getting back on track with your fitness goals - Sizzling Towards 60 & Beyond

My week has been pretty mixed in all areas, so not feeling on top of the world. I’m not going to beat myself up though. We all have our up and down …

Self-improvement

4 quotes to help you learn to Be Kinder to Yourself - Sizzling Towards 60 & Beyond

Want to know why you aren’t feeling fit and fabulous?<p>Perhaps you are too busy being there for everyone but not taking the time to be kind to yourself?<p>…

Create an Editorial Calendar with Amber Temerity

Do you have an editorial calendar for YOUR online business?<p>You KNOW consistency is key in making a success of your business, but how do you follow …

Content Marketing

How Dating Teaches You to Run a Business - Amber Temerity

A friend of mine recently gave her information to an online company that specializes in paying people for their used laptops. She wasn’t sure if she …

Small Business

Email

When we first heard there was a possibility of it coming, we got excited. Chatter began in different groups and we waited anxiously to hear the big …

Grocery Stores

5 Ways to Spoil your Date in the Luxuries of Baybrook Mall

When I moved away from Houston only two and a half years ago, Baybrook was my go to mall. It was a mall, a clean mall, but nothing to write home…or a …

Travel

The Zen RN

<i>In the still, small moments of the dark of the night, I often catch myself wondering and worrying what would happen to my children if I were to …

Eleven Signs You have Nailed this Parenting Thing

We worry about teaching our kids resiliency, kindness and how to eat a balanced meal. We are focused on the wrong things. If your kid can’t make a …

Can this shallow marriage be saved?

If you know anything about my life, you know that my husband Patrick qualifies for sainthood. But I’m a little worried he is slipping in a few areas. …

Marriage

Going Sugar-Free, Part 2: Changing Your Diet

Sugar, Sugar Everywhere<p>As I spoke about in my previous entry, there’s sugar in nearly all processed food. I’m not certain as to WHY you’d want pork …

Eating

Low Carb Crepes

Breakfast with keto or when you’re sugar-free doesn’t need to be <i>only</i> bacon and eggs, or butter coffee, or … nothing… if you’re into intermittent …

Dessert

Going Sugar-Free, Part 1: Know Your Enemy

Why Purge Sugar?<p>As humans, our bodies normally operate in a state called “glycolysis” in which we burn sugar for energy (the other metabolic state is …

Eating

Half-assed free ways to promote your blog posts

Just because I know 20 ways to promote a blog post doesn’t mean I promote my blog post 20 ways. It is a big huge blogging world out there and it can …

Internet Marketing

Kinder, Simpler, Bushier Days

I miss The days, Not so Long ago, When we Could laugh About Jeb Bush. We all knew Jeb Would never Carry on The family business, But it Was fun To …

Streaming

How to Find Scholarships for High School Seniors

<i>Are you wondering how to find scholarships for school?</i><p>Today’s post is a guest post from <b>Lifestyle Blogger and College Scholarship Winner</b>, <b>Emma</i> …

College & University

Browned and Tan Cookies

If you are looking for a cookie chock full of flavor and chips this is the one for you! Browned butter deepens the flavor and butterscotch chips and …

Baking

The Ugly Side Of Blogging No One Talks About

Scroll through my feed on Pinterest and you would think that tons of bloggers are rolling in money, free travel and products.<p>Scroll through my feed …

Digital Media

Toddler Lessons

It is Toddler Lessons: Part Eight, and we are learning the toddler rules of grammar.<p><b>1. Interjections</b><p>Interjections are good. Toddlers use them as much …