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Awesome New Trailer for CAPTAIN HARLOCK: SPACE PIRATE

Dragon's Crown pre-orders include 64-page art book 'Dragon's Crown Artworks'

Pre-orders for PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Vita hack-and-slash game <i>Dragon's Crown</i> will come with a 64-page art book stuffed with character and environment designs from the Vanillaware-developed title, publisher Atlus announced today.<p>The limited edition soft-cover book will feature the …

Oh, Laura Hall, booze refugee, some kind nation will take you into its alcohol drenched bosom

<b>#4. Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk That You Woke Up With Sanctions?</b><p>Laura Hall is the patron saint of drunken consequences.<p>Laura Hall is the first human being to be banned from drinking in an entire country. I once got 86'ed from a bar for dry-humping a jukebox (in my defense, it was playing Journey’s “Separate Ways,” and I am but a man, with all of man’s weaknesses). That’s what it takes to get a single building to refuse to serve you alcohol again. Laura Hall did something so outrageous that an …

24 REAL R-Rated Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Pop Culture

Sometimes there’s no pussyfooting around. If your kid’s fat, you need to sit the fat kid down for a talk on the consequences of being fat. 

<b>#5. It’s Rude to Talk About Someone’s Weight</b><p>Not long ago, I had to have a heart-to-heart with my oldest son, who was rapidly out-assing month-old pants.<br>…<br>Now, given, I didn’t just walk up to him and say, “Hey, fatass! I heard you in here growing ever fatter, so I thought I’d come check out this freak show for myself.” But I did have to beat back the politeness alarms that went off when I decided that it had to become a serious conversation. Those voices that pleaded, “No, this is taboo. Talking …

Read/See This: Here's what the cast of Better Off Dead looks like now

For those of precisely the right age, there's no better John Cusack movie than <i>Better Off Dead</i>, the absurd 1985 comedy directed by "Savage" Steve …