Alma Rios

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Military Refuses to Participate in Trump’s Parade, Citing Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.<p>Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within …

Donald Trump

Sex behind bars, cocaine and The Dark Web - the depraved secret life of child killer Jon Venables revealed

When a laptop computer was found hidden behind the bed of child killer Jon Venables, it must have been hard for even investigators to predict its …

Crime

The Top-Rated Foundations That Actually Stay Put

Every woman knows that creating a flawless complexion isn’t really the hardest part of applying foundation. It’s having that flawless complexion last …

Makeup

Went on a little Prison Break adventure today, except I’m breaking in instead of breaking out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏻 #AbandonedCalifornia #Decay #UrbanExploration #urbex https://t.co/gS4Sz72ZXb

31 Genius Products For Anyone Who Thinks They Suck At Doing Their Hair & Makeup

If you're anything like me, you'll agree that words like "contour" or "smoky eye" or "waterfall braid" mean one thing: minutes, maybe hours, of …

Hair

If a woman has these 14 qualities never let her go, scientists say

People in long term relationships will someday get to the point where they need to ask themselves: Is this really the person I want to spend the rest …

Harvard

'Say My Name': The 10 Biggest Turning Points in Walter White's Breaking Bad Transformation

<b>Warning:</b> This post contains major spoilers for and violent content from all five seasons of <i>Breaking Bad</i>.<p>It’s officially been ten years since Bryan …

27 Absolutely Hilarious Dads Who Will Make You Pee-Laugh

These guys got dad jokes for days.

Kim and Kanye Chose a Very Cute Baby Name

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's third child was delivered by surrogate this week, and immediately the big question on every Kimye fan (and hater's) minds was: what will the baby girl be named?<p>With North and Saint already taken, the guesses for the newest baby's cheeky and possibly vainglorous …

This Artist Re-Created Sexist Vintage Ads With The Roles Reversed And It's Too Perfect

"Show him it's a woman's world."

18 Grandmas Who Deserve To Be Cherished At All Costs

Bless these grannies.

Creamy, Garlicky Shrimp Skillet

This super-quick and indulgent weeknight dinner takes a slight left turn from the standard fettuccine Alfredo. Red peppers and paprika transform it …

19 Little Things To Remind You The World Isn't Always A Trash Heap Of Suck

My heart.

The story behind creepy-as-hell ‘milk bath’ flyers

About a week ago, disturbing fliers began popping up around Los Angeles.<p>Featuring horror movie-worthy images, they advertised a rather unsavory …

This baby name has just been banned and it's easy to see why

There's a whole list of names that have been banned around the world [Getty]<p>But we had no idea there was actually a list of names your not allowed to …

Only Read These 18 Tweets about Pixar Movies If You're Ready To Ruin Your Childhood

Whoa.

Tourists' False Police Report Prompts Backlash In Chicago

A Minnesota couple who lied about being robbed has prompted backlash on social media.<p>CHICAGO, IL — A man and woman from Minnesota have stirred up a …

Family Sends The Most Awkward Christmas Cards For 15 Years, And It’s Too Funny

If you think you’ve already seen the funniest family Christmas card of the season, think again. Every year since 2003, the Bergeron family has been …

Celebrities Reach Out To Keaton Jones: Chris Evans Invites Bullied Boy To ‘Avengers’ Premiere

Seems half of Hollywood is reaching out to Keaton Jones – meaning the other half just hasn’t yet seen the bullied Tennessee boy’s heartbreaking …

Chance the Rapper gave a weather report on Chicago morning news

Chance also discussed his fundraising for Chicago Public Schools on the show.<p>Chance the Rapper dropped by WGN Chicago's morning news on Friday and …

lagunavibe: “Goðafoss”

Literal death machine offers a way to peacefully slip out of existence

When we talk about death machines, we’re usually speaking hyperbolically about contraptions like this one, or the rise of AI overlords that get bored with their menial tasks before rising up against their oppressors. This might start with buying up Papa Johns franchises and taking up Soul Cycle but …

Indoor Cycling

24 Harsh Truths I’ve Learned About Love In 24 Years

<b>1</b>. First love doesn’t always last.<p><b>2</b>. There will be people in your life that you will never be able to forget or stop loving.<p><b>3</b>. Don’t believe …

System Of A Down’s Guitarist Controversially Mourned The Death Of Charles Manson, A Murderous Cult Leader

Charles Manson is a universally reviled figure, and for good reason: Of course, he’s best known as a cult leader who is responsible for multiple murders in the ’60s. Manson, who just passed away at 83 years old, also has some connections to the music world: He released an album called <i>Lie: The Love</i> …

Charles Manson

14-Year-Old Pakistani Teen Rapes And Kills Neighbor’s Pet Chicken

Three months after a group of 15 boys from Morocco contracted rabies after raping a donkey, a 14-year-old boy from Jalalpur Bhattian, Pakistan, in an …

These 21 Life Hacks, Involving Everyday Objects, Are Actually Pretty Doable

Problems. Solved.<p><i>This post was translated from German.</i>

Louis C.K. Didn’t Understand Consent on ‘Louie,’ and He Doesn’t Understand it Now

On Season 4 of "Louie," the disgraced comedian directed a three-episode arc that made it clear he doesn't know the meaning of "nonconsensual."<p>One …

Comedy

Grieving Ontario dad immediately breaks down crying when surprised with puppy

The welcoming of a new dog to any family is an exciting time, but for one Guelph, Ontario man the addition of a puppy was beyond emotional.<p>James …

Pets

After Bank Denies Girl’s Card With Terry Crews On It, She Contacts Him Personally For Permission – Here’s How He Responds

If you’ve spent more than a day on the Internet, you know that actor and former football player Terry Crews Is pretty much everyone’s hero. Just a …

Dad Calls Out ‘Friends’ For Not Inviting His Autistic Son To Their Kids’ Birthday Parties

It’s hard to lean on your friends when they’re the problem<p>Christine and Shane Stephenson have a six-year-old boy named Reilly. Reilly’s got a …