Amy Dempsey

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Thank You Notes 2 (Illustrated)

• <b>Author:</b> Jimmy Fallon<p>LIMITED EDITION: INCLUDES SOUND CHIP WITH THANK YOU NOTES THEME MUSIC.<p>Picking up where the first Thank You Notes left off, Jimmy Fallon has many more people and things to thank. He addresses some 200 new subjects in need of his undying "gratitude." Each page will feature one …

The Quotable Mark Twain

• <b>Author:</b> Mark Twain<p>Mark Twain was a great observer of life, and had witty things to say about all corners of life. Collected here are over 100 of Twain's most beloved quotes. This edition includes an easy to navigate subject index to help you find the quote you are looking for quickly.

Urban Dictionary

• <b>Author:</b> Aaron Peckham<p>In 1999, Aaron Peckham established UrbanDictionary.com, inviting users to define their world by compiling the most epic collection of slang ever. Since then, the site has skyrocketed in popularity, amassing thousands of definitions and edumacating millions. Users submit about …

The Complete Novels of Mark Twain (annotated with commentary, Mark Twain biography, and plot summaries)

• <b>Author:</b> Mark Twain<p>Collected in this large eBook are the published novels of Mark Twain. This edition includes an active table of contents to easily find the book you are looking for. Commentary, plot summaries and a short biography about the life and times of Mark Twain is also included.<p>This …

B Is for Bad Poetry

• <b>Author:</b> Pamela August Russell<p>Forget Shakespeare. Don’t count on Donne. Shelley and Keats: banished! And there’s absolutely no poet laureate from the golden or any other age. So fawning PhDs in love with little-understood verses by long-dead writers should go elsewhere. This is poetry for the rest …

All New Letters from a Nut

• <b>Author:</b> Ted L. Nancy & Jerry Seinfeld<p>He's back: the curse of customer service departments everywhere--Ted L. Nancy, letter writer extraordinaire whose imbecilic queries have a way of eliciting equally idiotic answers from some of the world’s biggest companies and dignitaries. <br>From the bestselling …

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

• <b>Author:</b> The Oatmeal<p>In Matthew Inman's <i>New York Times</i> best selling <i>5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)</i>, samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty …

Jokes Funny Knock Knock Jokes: 1001 Knock Knock Jokes

• <b>Author:</b> Sham<p>Jokes,Funny Jokes,Hilarious Jokes,Comedy Jokes,Best Jokes,Jokes Book,Knock Knock Jokes<p>Best Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes book.

500 Clean Jokes

• <b>Author:</b><p>500 hilarious and funny jokes organized by topic. <br>Bar Jokes, <br>Geek Jokes, <br>Blonde Jokes, <br>Husband & Wife Jokes, <br>One-liner Jokes, <br>Q & A Jokes, <br>Yo Momma Jokes.<br>Have fun and laugh!

Simon's Cat: Beyond the Fence

• <b>Author:</b> Simon Tofield<p>Simon Tofield's animations have taken YouTube by storm. This book based on the popular animated series. SIMON'S CAT depicts and exaggerates the hilarious relationship between a man and his cat. The daily escapades of this adorable pet, which always involve demanding more food, …

The Complete Chuck Norris Joke Book

• <b>Author:</b> Robert Schneider<p>The ultimate joke book filled with Chuck Norris Jokes.

flag cake

Last year, I brought a flag cake to a 4th of July rooftop barbecue. Earlier in the week, I’d harbored fantasies about making an elaborate ice cream …