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This Was Your Life: The Global Warming Denier

This is the 34th episode in an ongoing series in which Loki and his supernatural friends taunt the recently deceased at the gate to the afterlife.<p><b>See</b> …

Climate Change

This Was Your Life: The Trump Supporter

This is the 33rd episode in an ongoing series in which Loki and his supernatural friends taunt the recently deceased at the gate to the afterlife.<p><b>See</b> …

afterlife

This Was Your Life: The Doctor

This is the 32nd episode in an ongoing series in which Loki and his supernatural friends taunt the recently deceased at the gate to the afterlife.<p><b>See</b> …

afterlife

Floating islands could solve extreme poverty, refugee crises and pollution

There are currently about 100 million people who are living homeless because they had to flee a war zone, and there are just as many homeless people …

Poverty

How to solve extreme poverty and every refugee crises forever

The most popular Youtube vlogger is Pewdiepie, a Swedish man-child who posts videos about playing video games and acting silly in his computer room. …

Poverty

Should transsexuals be allowed in the military? A politically agnostic veteran’s perspective

<b>Note:</b> I served in the U.S. Air Force from 2000-2007. My job code was 3C0X1 (Communications computer systems operator). My highest rank was E-5 (Staff …

U.S. Air Force

Outline of the plot to Star Wars: A New Hope

Star Wars

Plot outline of Inception

Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor: A cautionary tale

I don’t follow sports. I don’t like pop culture, and I don’t approve of normalizing violence. So you’d think I wouldn’t watch The Ultimate Fighting …

UFC

Billionaires won’t save you and Socialism won’t kill you

In 2010 I wrote an essay titled, “The fundamental problem with the economy,” in which I argue poverty exists because most business owners pay their …

June 2017

When you’re learning a skill, don’t worry about failing. Just worry about not quitting.<p>Typically, you can’t be drunk and working towards …

Introduction to crypto currency and Steemit.com

<b>INTRODUCTION TO CRYPTO CURRENCY</b><p>Crypto currency is like stocks. Neither have any inherent value. The only reason they’re worth money is because people …

My theory on the most important factor in the price of crypto currencies, and how that applies to STEEM

If you haven’t heard of Steemit.com, it’s a blogging platform that pays you to post blogs with the site’s proprietary crypto currency called STEEM. …

My brother is a chef on a boat, and he illustrates the menu every day

My identical twin brother works as a chef on a boat that stays out at sea for months. He started drawing pictures illustrating the meals on the menu …

My theory on sexual morality and gender labels

If an American turned on their television in the 1950’s, they’d see women cooking and cleaning the house, and men going to work in business suits. …

My theory on just about every conspiracy theory

<b>Aliens</b><p>The universe is too large for there to not be other life forms. However, it’s also too large for aliens to receive radio transmission from …

This Was Your Life: The Traffic Cop

This is the 31st episode in an ongoing series in which Loki and his supernatural friends taunt the recently deceased at the gate to the afterlife. …

Santa Fe

My theory on why so many women have rape fantasies

I was raised in the Bible Belt where women hid their sexuality under poker faces and bland dresses. Growing up watching Disney movies, I came to the …

Feminism

What I think about Satan

One of my readers E-mailed me recently and asked what I thought about Satan. This was my response: “I don’t think much about Satan, but I did write a …

Demons

This Was Your Life: Two Social Justice Warriors

This is the 30th episode in an ongoing series in which Loki and his supernatural friends taunt the recently deceased at the gate to the afterlife. …

Comics

Plot break down: Good Will Hunting

In my ongoing quest to understand film script plot structure, I’ve broken down the plot of Good Will Hunting. My notes are my interpretation of the …

Writing

Tales From The Wise Sloth: The Time I Got HIV

In 2005 I was a Senior Airman (rank E-4) in the U.S. Air Force. My job title was 3C0X1, aka Communications Computer Systems Operator, aka all-purpose …

U.S. Air Force

Tales From The Wise Sloth: The Time I Got Shot

When I was thirteen years old, I lived with my two brothers and my father in New Braunfels, TX. Our father was a rage-aholic who would scream at us …

Crime

Plot break down of “Avatar”

I created a detailed break down of the plot to the movie, “Avatar,” which I chose for two reasons. First, it’s the highest grossing movie of all time …

Writing

An imagined conversation with my abusive, narcissistic father

I haven’t spoken to my father in over ten years, and I’ve often imagined how our next conversation may go, if it ever happens. I needed to vent this …

Family

Plot break down of “The Twilight Zone,” Season 1, Episode 1 Where is Everybody

This is a break down of the first episode of The Twilight Zone. For the past year I’ve been experimenting with different ways of breaking down movies …

Cinematography

Plot break down of “Avenger’s Assemble,” Season 1, Episode 5: Blood Feud

A Wise Sloth fan E-mailed me recently and asked if I could break down the plot to the fifth episode of the cartoon TV show, “Avengers Assemble.” So I …

Marvel Universe

Tweets by The Wise Sloth: Sept 2016-Feb 2017

Click here to view my first collection of Tweets, or visit my Twitter page. Whenever I fail at something, I imagine myself as a young Babe Ruth …

Women's News

Excerpts from my upcoming book about film script plot templates

I’m currently working on a book that explains the standard film script plot structure used in all those Hollywood movies that seem to have the same …

Storytelling

Why won’t people just give Trump a chance?

I’m going to explain why people won’t just give Trump a chance by using an analogy: Once upon a time, there was an old woman named Amy who ran an …

Love