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Colorado Snow "Ribbon"

Cathy Hartt of Montrose, Colorado was on a morning walk with her dog on May 12, 2014. At a playground in Buckley Park, Hartt observed what I'm …

Anonymous Person Is Hiding Cash in the San Francisco Bay Area and Posting Clues to @HiddenCash Twitter Account

Hidden Cash is the Twitter handle of an anonymous person who is leaving stashes of cash in public places in the San Francisco Bay Area. In a recent …

Zoo Visitors in the Philippines Can Get Free Massages From Four 20-Foot Burmese Pythons

Caters News captured video of a number of folks getting massages from a quartet of Burmese pythons at the Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines. Each of …

An Amusing Test of Internet Citizenship Featuring Early Viral Sensations

Internet Citizenship Test is an amusing interactive quiz by Us Vs Th3m that tests users on their knowledge of early viral sensations like Oolong and …

Crocodile Injured by Falling Accountant

A performing crocodile was battered and bruised after being squashed by an accountant who fell on him. Both work for a circus in Russia, and the …

Brain Implant Turns Man into Passionate Johnny Cash Fan

A 58-year old man with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder underwent deep brain stimulation--a procedure which placed an electrical implant in his …

Photo Series Reveals NYC's Forgotten Island

(Boilerplant from Morgue Roof, Image Via Christopher Payne)<p>(Tuberculosis Pavilion Lobby, Image Via Christopher Payne)<p>It’s crazy to think that, with …

Poppy, A 24-Year Old Mixed Breed Pronounced World’s Oldest Cat By Guinness Book of World Records

A 24-year old mixed breed cat in Bournemouth, England has been pronounced the “World’s Oldest Cat” by the Guinness Book of World Records. According …

God, Those Teeth: McDonald's New Happy Meal Mascot

Meet Happy, McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot. Happy is happy because he just devoured the souls of countless children hoping for a Pokemon toy with …

Square Watermelons Grown in Japan as Fruit ‘Art’

This news clip from RTR-Japan highlights the art of growing square watermelons. Harvested on the island of Shikoku in Japan, the melons are grown …

The Frog that Turns Blue

The moor frog (<i>Rana arvalis</i>) looks like most other frogs, froggy and mostly brown, except during the spring mating season. That’s when the males turn …

An Interactive Visualization of Baby Names in the United States by Year

Computational design studio Zato Novo has created an interactive visualization of baby names in the United States by year. Users need only choose a …

3D-print your own lightsaber with these free files

Star Wars Day was Sunday, but the celebration is never over. Keep your fan passion going by making your own lightsaber using Ultimaker's free 3D-printed lightsaber source files, released in honor of May the 4th. The design is modeled after one of Obi-Wan Kenobi's lightsabers, so you know you'll be …

3D Printing

Pokemon Ruby And Sapphire 3DS Remakes Announced

Pokemon Omega Ruby and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire coming in November<p>Exit Theatre Mode<p>Nintendo has announced Pokemon Omega Ruby and Pokemon Alpha …

UPS Just Delivered a $400,000 Drone to Some Dude by Mistake

No one's perfect, least of all UPS. But as far as mistakes go, this is just about as bad—and expensive—as it gets. Thanks to one hell of a mixup, …

Unmanned Aircraft

Yahoo Decides It Won’t Honor Browser ‘Do Not Track’ Settings

- May 5, 2014<p>Add Yahoo to the list of websites that could give a shit less about your privacy settings. The company has reversed its previously …

Scientists can trace your ancestors to within 30 miles using DNA

You might know where your forebears lived a few generations prior, but how about the exact village they came from -- <i>1,000 years</i> ago? Thanks to DNA sequencing, it's now possible to find that out in many cases according to researchers from the University of Sheffield in the UK. The aptly-named GPS or …

Cattle Dog and Disabled Wobbly Cat Become the Best of Friends

Max the cattle dog and Ralphee the kitten are the best of friends, so much so that it doesn’t seem to bother either one of them that little Ralphee …

New, Superheavy Element 117 to Be Added to the Periodic Table

Hey, chemistry students studying for final exams: you missed a spot! It’s not your fault, though. Element 117 was just confirmed in a lab and will …

OpenWorm project wants you to help create the world’s first digital organism

Stephen Larson wants to create the world’s first digital organism, and he starting simple — with a worm. Larson has launched a Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign to raise money to create OpenWorm as part of an effort to accelerate our understanding of the human brain.<p>If his team succeeds, he says, …

Microsoft Donates $1 Billion to Help Schools Buy Under-$300 PCs

President Barack Obama’s ConnectED initiative, which seeks to provide 99% of American students with high-speed Internet and improved educational …

Wanna Own The Amazing Spider-Man 2 On Blu(e)-Ray? Because It Comes Packaged In Jamie Foxx’s Head

“Hey, you know that <i>Amazing Spider-Man</i> sequel that no one’s particularly excited for and that hasn’t even come out yet?” One Sony executive must have …

Amazing Spider-Man

A New Internet Explorer Security Flaw Leaves One-Quarter Of Web Browsers Vulnerable

More bad news in the world of online security.<p>More bad news for online security, especially if you use Internet Explorer to browse the web.<p>Last night, Microsoft announced that all versions of Internet Explorer have been affected by a "zero day" security flaw (a "zero day" flaw is a vulnerability …

The Tiny Creek That Connects the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans

(Image: wheatley_cereal)<p>There's a natural spring in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming that flows in 2 directions. One ultimately connects to the …

Canadian Pizza Chain Announces Possible Plans to Add Pizza Cake To Menu With ‘Pizza Game Changers’ Campaign

Canadian-based Boston Pizza has taken to social media to help them find new and unique ways of serving pizza. Known as “Pizza Game Changers“, the …

Stofle, The Incredibly Clever Honey Badger Who Has Escaped Every Enclosure Made For Him

It’s been reported a number of times that honey badgers are tenacious little animals. Such is the case with Stofle, a honey badger and former …

Report: NSA Used Heartbleed Security Flaw To Spy On People For Two Years

"This behavior is quite literally part of the NSA's job," said an expert. "If the NSA knows about it we can assume most major agencies in other governments know about it as well."<p>After a week of speculation from security experts, Bloomberg reported Friday that the National Security Agency has …

Exclusive: Malaysia starts investigating confused initial response to missing jet | Reuters

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia’s government has begun investigating civil aviation and military authorities to determine why opportunities to identify and track Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 were missed in the chaotic hours after it vanished, two officials said.<p>The preliminary internal …