Thump Publishing Limitedflipped into NewsThump "You shouldn't have had so many children if you can't afford to support them", Boris Johnson told newsthump.com Boris Johnson is really struggling on his enormous salary. The Prime Minister of the UK and father of anything between three and nine children has …
Thump Publishing Limitedflipped into NewsThump Your dustbin counts as a safe place to leave a parcel, Amazon confirms newsthump.com The large receptacle marked “Domestic refuse” outside your house is a perfectly safe place to leave any parcels, Amazon has confirmed today. Bins, …
Thump Publishing Limitedflipped into NewsThump Donald Trump's cognitive decline escalates as he continues to attack opponent he ran against four years ago newsthump.com American voters have today been left concerned about Donald Trump’s very obvious cognitive decline, after the President posted a campaign video …
Thump Publishing Limitedflipped into NewsThump Exorcists called in to investigate destructive poltergeist discover family just owns a cat newsthump.com A family plagued by a terrible spectral presence which wreaked havoc in their home at night turned out just to own a cat, it has emerged. The Williams …
Thump Publishing Limitedflipped into NewsThump "Parents will use meal vouchers to buy drugs" insist people who believe drug dealers accept vouchers newsthump.com Drug dealers do not accept “vouchers” as payment, it has been revealed this morning. In the latest addition to The Big Book of Bullshit Narratives to …
Thump Publishing Limitedflipped into NewsThump Concern for Priti Patel after Ocado discontinues virgin's blood newsthump.com There was concern for Priti Patel, Home Secretary and complete fucking bastard, after Ocado announced that they would no longer be offering virgin’s …
