Donald Trump The pee tape isn’t real, and other things we learned from the Mueller Reporttheoutline.com - Drew Millard Special Counsel Robert Mueller is done investigating Donald Trump’s dastardly deeds. Turns out Trump is an idiot. Around 11 a.m. on Thursday, Attorney …
The Future My astrology app hates me and I can’t get enoughtheoutline.com - Arimeta Diop I never asked to be dragged like this... wait, maybe I did. My morning routine before my morning routine — you know, in which I cleanse and tone while …
Marriage AAFU: How do I let go of my marriage?theoutline.com - Brandy Jensen I want to save our relationship, but I don’t think my wife does. Brandy Jensen, The Outline’s Power editor, has made a lot of mistakes in her life. …
Apple Apple owes everyone an apology and it should start with me, specificallytheoutline.com - Casey Johnston Its butterfly keyboard design has failed, but Apple has yet to substantially admit that it has made a very big mistake. Recently, in a discussion …
Memes God saw all that He had memed, and behold, it was very epictheoutline.com - Samuel Argyle An interview with Epic Christian Memes, Instagram’s largest Christian-themed meme page. I was raised in a Christian family; my mother is Catholic, and …
The Future The people behind @Ask_Spectrum are very nice considering everyone wants them deadtheoutline.com - Drew Millard Basically the only thing good about Twitter is that it offers a more efficient (and possibly more human) way to get your internet turned back on. I …
Guadalajara Meth, murder, and malandros in Guadalajaratheoutline.com - Stephen Woodman The hip-hop scene in Guadalajara, Mexico has become the soundtrack to the nation’s drug war, but the artists making it say that music can offer an …
Danny Boyle Iconic English label Creation Records is getting a Danny Boyle-backed movietheoutline.com - Samuel Argyle Alan McGee, who founded the label behind Oasis, My Bloody Valentine, and many more, will be the subject of a new biopic. This morning, Deadline …
The Future Keep Instagram hornytheoutline.com - Arimeta Diop The platform's latest announcement suggests the campaign to sanitize the internet of sex is going strong. Facebook is for keeping up with your family, …
Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders is going full Larry David for 2020theoutline.com - Drew Millard The senator conquered a Fox News town hall by letting loose his sense of humor. Sen. Bernie Sanders appeared on Fox News for over an hour last night, …
United States Lost translationstheoutline.com - Terena Bell U.S. readers want books from around the world, so why can’t publishers deliver them? When it comes to literary translation, American publishers have a …
Thinking about climate means becoming human for the first timetheoutline.com - Tom Whyman Part three of a three-part series on how philosophy contends with our possible annihilation. Parts one and two of this series have mainly discussed …
The Future The worst weather is windtheoutline.com - Casey Johnston You might think it’s other weather. You would be wrong. Rain sucks; it gets things wet. Snow sucks; it is cold and buries things. But wind is the …
Anime How to make a great anime adaptationtheoutline.com - Eric Thurm First, get earnest. Second, get expressionist. Finally, get corny. Like a villain intent on world domination, Western film studios have grown …
The Future The sneaky way pharmaceutical companies use celebs to market their drugstheoutline.com - Jessica Meiselman Influencer marketing has created new layers that allow giant corporations to circumvent the rules around sponsored content. Julianne Hough has been …
Time Travel Tomorrow 158: Written in the starstheoutline.com - Ryan Houlihan The celestial bodies say "drink Pepsi." Tomorrow 157: Apple is at your service Tomorrow 156: The secret knowledge Tomorrow 155: 2020 battle royale Tomorrow …
Black Metal Black metal has a real Nazi problemtheoutline.com - Kim Kelly But it has little to do with one infamous figure. It’s never a particularly good time to be a black metal fan, but whenever our beloved, bastardized …
DystopiaWhat we loved this week: ‘Enter the Gungeon’ sucks up our time, ‘3%’ explores the dystopia, ‘You’re the Worst’ concludestheoutline.com 8 cards Here’s the entertainment that got us through the week of April 8, 2019.
Dear hiring manager, you’re welcometheoutline.com - Elena Botella Why is a job candidate supposed to thank an interviewer, rather than the other way around? In his 15th-century book Littleton’s Tenures, Sir Thomas …
Thesaurus The thesaurus is good, valuable, commendable, superb, actuallytheoutline.com - B.D. McClay In defense of the much-maligned reference book. As reference books go, the thesaurus, these days, is one step up in respectability from the rhyming …
Joe Biden Please... god... anyone but Joe Bidentheoutline.com - Alex Nichols Biden would be an awful choice for the 2020 Democratic nominee even if he respected women’s personal space. The biggest political story of the past …
Jamie Dimon wants a kinder, gentler capitalism. Shut up, Jamie.theoutline.com - Drew Millard The CEO of JPMorgan Chase has some ideas about how to make capitalism a little nicer, now that the tide is turning against capitalism. Every year, …
Black Lives Matter The radical possibility of common sensetheoutline.com - Matt Hartman Clear, persuasive political messages require making people see the obvious. Good punk music is obvious. That’s the whole point: it strips away all the …
Game of Thrones Closed captioning saved my relationship with ‘Game of Thrones’theoutline.com - Sean Neumann The hit HBO show asks you to retain a Citadel’s worth of information. Subtitles will help. Some websites have weeks of ‘Game of Thrones’ coverage. We …
Game of Thrones Out Westeros Podcast, Season 1 Episode 0: Valar Dohaeristheoutline.com - Outline Staff The Out West team returns to discuss the new and final season of ‘Game of Thrones.’ Some websites have weeks of ‘Game of Thrones’ coverage. We have a …
Game of Thrones Content is comingtheoutline.com - James Yeh How ‘Game of Thrones’ coverage broke the internet. Some websites have weeks of ‘Game of Thrones’ coverage. We have a day. I. A SONG OF EYEBALLS AND …
The Future NASA, please do not encourage people to think we will move to Marstheoutline.com - Arimeta Diop Though exciting, the prospect betrays a dark possibility for the future of life off Earth. NASA is enlisting the help of universities throughout the …
Game of Thrones The joy of comparing things to ‘Game of Thrones’theoutline.com - Jeremy Gordon NBA players, U.S. politicians, ‘Drag Race’ stars — over the years, everything has been fit into the Westeros template. Some websites have weeks of …
Listen up bitches, it’s time to learn incorrect things about someone you’ve never heard oftheoutline.com - Rosa Lyster Why do people love yelling about random historical figures online and how do we stop it? I recently learned that Charlotte Brontë was very interested …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logo How to think against the apocalypsetheoutline.com - Tom Whyman Part two in a three-part series on how philosophy contends with our possible annihilation. Recently, I have found myself overcome at times by a …
