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The Onionflipped into SportsSteph Curry Steph Curry Passes Wilt Chamberlain To Become Tallest Player In Warriors Franchise History theonion.com SAN FRANCISCO—Adding another milestone to an already historic career, Stephen Curry passed Wilt Chamberlain this week to become the tallest player in …
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The Onionflipped into LocalIllinois Squirrel Can’t Wait To Ruin Man’s Day By Running In Front Of Car And Getting Killed theonion.com NORTH BROOK, IL—Excited at the chance to carry his plan to fruition, a squirrel reportedly couldn’t wait to ruin a local man’s day Wednesday by …
The Onionflipped into SportsBaylor University Baylor Men’s Basketball Team Unsure How Many More Times Championship Parade Supposed To Circle Waco theonion.com WACO, TX—Celebrating the team’s first NCAA Division 1 title, the Baylor men’s basketball team was unsure Wednesday how many more times their …
The Onionflipped into PoliticsDomestic Terrorism U.S. Domestic Terrorism Rises To Historic Levels theonion.com A nonpartisan data analysis by the Center for Strategic and International Studies found that U.S. domestic terrorism incidents skyrocketed in the …
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The Onionflipped into PoliticsFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoGuns Biden Announces Gun Control Executive Actions theonion.com President Biden announced several executive actions to tackle gun violence that include regulations on “ghost guns” and other effective but limited …
The Onionflipped into LocalBehavioral Sciences Entirety Of Objectionable Human Behavior Explained To Toddler As Person Acting Silly theonion.com BATON ROUGE, LA—Noting the phrase’s ubiquity as an answer to almost every uncomfortable societal question, sources confirmed Monday that the full …
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The Onionflipped into SportsCharlotte Sports Panthers Adopt Patchy-Haired, Shivering Rescue QB Who Spent Years Abused By Jets theonion.com CHARLOTTE, NC—Bringing him into Bank of America Stadium where they washed off the grime with a nice warm bath, the Carolina Panthers adopted a …
The Onionflipped into SportsGolf 2021 Masters Offers Brief Respite To Viewers Who Barely Suffered From Pandemic theonion.com BRYN MAWR, PA—Referring to the golf classic as a welcome change of pace, sources confirmed Thursday that the 2021 Masters was offering a brief …
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The Onionflipped into PoliticsBirth Control Chile Distributes Faulty Birth Control Pills theonion.com Chile’s government distributed, and quietly recalled, 276,890 potentially flawed packets of birth control pills in 2020, resulting in at least 170 …
The Onionflipped into SportsDraymond Green Draymond Green: ‘If WNBA Players Want To Get Paid, They Should Just Hitch Themselves To Once-In-A-Lifetime Shooters’ theonion.com SAN FRANCISCO—Dismissing the pay inequities between men and women in basketball as a problem that the women have not actually worked to solve, …
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The Onionflipped into PoliticsLeadership Influential Women In Politics Through History theonion.com Whether they served as powerful elected officials or as important figureheads behind the scenes, women have been key members of government since the …
The Onionflipped into SportsFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoGeorgia (U.S. State) MLB Moves All-Star Game From Atlanta Over Voting Law theonion.com Major League Baseball is moving the 2021 All-Star Game and 2021 draft out of Atlanta in protest of a new Georgia law that has raised concerns about …
The Onionflipped into PoliticsSatire GOP Oppose Infrastructure Bill With Uplifting Reminder It’s Okay To Be A Work In Progress theonion.com WASHINGTON—Declaring that the new $2 trillion proposal was unrealistic, GOP leaders reportedly voiced their opposition Tuesday to President Joe …
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The Onionflipped into SportsNCAA NCAA Men’s Title Game Begins With Moment Of Silence Honoring Regular Season Games Lost To Covid-19 theonion.com INDIANAPOLIS—Asking those in attendance to lower their heads in memory of the shared sacrifice the entire nation made over the last year, the NCAA …
The Onionflipped into PoliticsGeorgia (U.S. State) Kellogg’s Condemns Georgia Voting Laws In Call To Overthrow Government With Absolute Cerealocracy theonion.com ATLANTA—Declaring that U.S. companies had an obligation to oppose a new state bill restricting voting rights, Kellogg’s reportedly condemned …
The Onionflipped into LocalMoney Man Opposes Taxing Rich Because He Knows One Day He Could Find $20 Bill On Ground theonion.com VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Arguing that the nation’s top earners shouldn’t be punished simply for being successful and making a lot of money, local car wash …
The Onionflipped into LocalSatire Report: Today Not One You Will Remember theonion.com YOUR LOCATION—Noting the complete lack of memorable details to help the date stick in your mind, sources confirmed Monday that today isn’t one you’re …
The Onionflipped into SportsKia Optima Blake Griffin Delays Practice Once Again To Prove He Can Still Dunk Over Kia Optima theonion.com BROOKLYN, NY—Promising his increasingly bored teammates that he just needed another few attempts to get warmed up, center Blake Griffin delayed Nets …
The Onionflipped into PoliticsU.S. Military U.S. Military Accused Of Covering Up Hundreds Of Unexplained ELO Sightings theonion.com ARLINGTON, VA—Detailing and providing blurry photos of incidents that go back almost 50 years, activists accused the U.S. Military Monday of covering …
The Onionflipped into LocalSatire Considerate Driver Leaves Note On Dog He Hit With Car theonion.com Considerate Driver Leaves Note On Dog He Hit With Car All the latest local coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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