The Onionflipped into Local15 hours agoElon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can Seetheonion.com - The Onion StaffWASHINGTON—Wanting to ensure his closest companion in the world got a good view of the inauguration proceedings, Elon Musk held up his AI girlfriend …
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The Onionflipped into Local15 hours agoConfused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Robertstheonion.com - The Onion StaffWASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible …
The Onionflipped into Local15 hours agoJD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentextstheonion.com - The Onion StaffWASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice …
