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Abortion – No, It’s Not For Everyone

This topic is controversial as hell, so I put on my ex-husband’s balls. Still have em, keep em in a bag.<p>Let’s talk about the disgusting displays, the …

Feminism

Slut Shaming Sluts

Look, you don’t want to be slut shamed? Don’t be a damned slut!<p>I’ve been told that slut shaming is wrong. Women should be allowed to have …

Five Things I Learned This Week

1. If you have an abortion, you are exactly the same as Hitler. Yep, killing one baby is exactly the same as 42 million. Yep, because one dollar and …

Four Ways To Make Your Life Shorter

Everyone always goes on about how short life is, but truly, I’m looking at this eighty-year-old and he sure doesn’t feel that way. He wanted to die …

You Want To Move To Canada? Yay!

So you don’t like Trump, you’re going to escape him by going to America’s 51st state. I like when you call us America’s hat, that makes you our …

God Doesn’t Make Babies

Sex does. Dirty, wonderful, in that ditch over there, sex. Your grandma did it, she liked it!!! Your mom and dad did it, you do it. Oh wait, never …

Who Is Crazy?? Maybe It’s Me

I find that one of the worst things about being single is people trying to guess who I’m dating. Trust me, if I talk to someone it’s not because I’m …

When I Say No

Saying no has become a reasonably frightening thing in the last five years. Actually, my fear is me putting some dickhead through a window, but that …

What Single Girls Don’t Know

Guest Post From Elena, you will find Elena’s blog here.<p>Forget every Disney movie you’ve ever seen. Even if you meet the man of your dreams, once you …

The Ugly Side Of Blogging No One Talks About

Scroll through my feed on Pinterest and you would think that tons of bloggers are rolling in money, free travel and products.<p>Scroll through my feed …

Seven Reasons I’m Sleeping With Your Husband

1. You forgot him. You forgot all the cute notes he used to leave you. You forgot the reasons you fell in love with him. You forgot him and I gave …

Ain’t No Sunshine When He’s Gone

It was the worst day of my life.<p>There was no smell of coffee greeting me at the top of the stairs.<p>There was no coffee waiting for me on the table.<p>In …

Coffee

Hate Me Faster

Blah blah, go ahead and hate me. Super juicy.<p>The number of hateful comments I’ve received lately has just made me realize that my blog kicks ass. …

Viral

This Is What Anxiety Feels Like

Every day I stand at my mirror. I don’t have anxiety, I’m fine. Flips hair, I am just fine.<p>Every day I get in my car. I’m fine, I am just fine.<br>Is …

My Ugly Dress

Is it ok that you don’t like my dress?<br>We can still be friends, right? No?<p>So I bought this “cute” orange dress and learned some of my friends think …

She’s The One Who Died

11 Things To Do When Your Finances Are A Mess

<b>Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.</b><p><b>Benjamin Franklin</b><p>I’m going to come clean with you all here. While I have been busy …

Five Reasons I’m Lucky My Parents Are Dead

Please note I said lucky, not happy. I’m lucky because I never had to consider an old age home for either of my parents. With all the hype and stuff …

Sexting And Other Failures

So great, we’ve met a guy, a really nice guy. Maybe we didn’t get much of a chance to talk to him at the time, so we gave him our phone …

The 23 TV Shows We Can’t Wait to Watch in 2017

How could TV be better than it was in 2016? After such an all-time great year of shows, it’s hard to imagine the likes of <i>Atlanta</i>, <i>Stranger Things</i>, and</i> …

Sooo… You’re Dying, Let’s Make It Fun!

The first thing you should do is anything and everything to make yourself happy. If it’s at the expense of people who aren’t about to drop dead, …

Dear Hateful Baby Momma

What can I say, I’ve watched you for years.<p>I’ve watched you come up with various reasons to keep your children away from their father. I’ve seen it, …

Parenting

Stop Feeling Sorry For Me Because I’m Single

Feel sorry for me because I’m broke.<br>Feel sorry for me because when I get stressed, my right eyebrow falls out.<br>Feel sorry for me because I have an …

My StumbleUpon Story

I had a very new blog, and I was still really stupid. I woke up one day with hundreds of hits from “Stumbleupon”, but when I clicked the direct link, …

Social Media

My Reddit Story

In light of my recent Stumbleupon Story, I thought I’d share my Reddit Story.<p>I had NO clue what was happening to my name, my blog, and my world. …

Internet

Put Yourself In A Syrian Refugee’s Place

Imagine that tomorrow you wake up to find your country in ruins.<p>Suppose that many of your family and friends were killed. Suppose <b>you</b> lived in …