Simon Suijkerbuijk

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Paracord Braiding: DIY Instructions + Basic Paracord Projects

As times get tougher, people around the country have begun to do what they can to lead simpler, more efficient lives, as we in the survival community …


‘PHRASING!’ Inside Jokes Only ‘Archer’ Fans Understand

One of the things that makes <i>Archer</i> such a beloved program is the team relentlessly busting each other’s chops. The show captures much of what it’s like to work in a dysfunctional office; after all, the head of the company is insane, her son is far too highly placed, and everybody’s underpaid and …


Archer Season 6 - Adam Reed (Creator) Interview


11 Writers Who Started Late

Forget “under 30” or even “under 40” lists. Some of the world's most celebrated writers didn’t hit their literary stride until their mid-forties or …


Stromae Delivers a Heart-Wrenching Performance of "Formidable"

Belgian singer <b>Stromae</b> (né Paul Van Haver) belongs to that rare class of European mega pop star (and we mean mega—his music videos on YouTube have been played more than half a billion times) who has yet to reach commensurate heights in America. In part that may be because he sings in French; but his …


Al-Qaeda seizes control of major airport and oil terminal in Yemen

Terror group's branch in Yemen consolidates control over much of the country's largest province, as UN chief calls for immediate ceasefire<p>Al-Qaeda militants seized a provincial airport on Thursday in war-wracked <b>Yemen</b>, where the jihadist network's deadly local franchise has exploited growing …

Al Qaeda's bench of leaders dwindles

<b>(CNN) —</b> While the fight against ISIS in Syria and Iraq holds the world's gaze, a simultaneous transformation is getting less attention: the deterioration of al Qaeda.<p>In an audio message released Sunday, al Qaeda confirmed that two of its leaders, known as Ustad Ahmad Farooq and Qari Abdullah …


Why knuckle cracking makes a popping sound, and why it might be beneficial

When muscle joints are pulled apart there forms a tiny cavity filled with gas which then collapses, creating a popping noise.<p>The wince-inducing sound of knuckles cracking is caused by a small bubble building up in the fluid of the fingers then ‘popping ‘, scientists believe, and it could even be …


What I Learned from Giving Up Porn for a Month

Is jerking off in front of a screen limiting our imaginations and harming our orgasms?<p>I remember the moment I figured it might be time to quit watching porn. Half of my Facebook friends were sharing this story, which links out to a bunch of tests that tell you whether the amount of jerking off at a …


Things I Learned About Pleasing a Woman from Legendary Porn Star Nina Hartley

After deciding to try to be a bisexual, I thought it was smart to take a class on how to properly operate the female body. Who better to learn from than Nina Hartley?<p>​I have no idea how to please a woman. Hell, I can hardly please myself. But, by God, <i>I want to</i>. Desperately. And so, in the interest …

Jarvis Cocker

A Boy's Guide to Not Being a Dick This Summer

The summer is full of ways to make people hate you. Let's firm up a few other summer-related issues that you might not be so au fait with.<p>Inevitably, summer is coming. There's plenty of room here to cite some recent articles about heatwaves, climate change, and girls wearing shorts, but you're not …

Cardiovascular System

Kids Telling Dirty Jokes: Jon