Simon Jones

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Human Life Now Entirely Taken Up With Checking Things

Humans now have something to do in the dead time between checking their phones and checking their iPad.<p>Corporate worker Jonathan Shultz said it was a …

Weird Family Puts Dead Tree In Corner Of Living Room

Saying it was ‘tradition’, the Beeker family from Brisbane today put a cut-off piece of dead pine tree in a plastic bucket next to their TV.<p>Local …

New Department Store Innovation Enables Customers To Send Christmas Gifts Directly To Land-fill

A major low-cost department store says it is ‘cutting out the middle man’ by allowing customers to send its range of cheap plastic toys, low-quality …

Secretary Of Labor Assures Nation There Still Plenty Of Jobs For Americans Willing To Outwork Robots

WASHINGTON—Addressing the continued plight of the nation’s long-term unemployed, Labor Secretary Thomas E. Perez offered his assurances Tuesday that …

Reporter covering storm blows Internet away

Experts Now Recommend Taking Photos Of 3 Meals A Day

People should try to upload pictures of three balanced meals a day – one in the morning, one in the middle of the day, and one in the evening – …

Unclear If Star Wars Toy For 42 Year-Old Man Or 4 Year-Old Son

There was confusion in the Walsh household today after a <i>The Force Awakens Figurine Playset</i> was wrapped under the Christmas tree without a name …

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Star Wars Merchandise Announces New Film Tie-In

A new feature length film has been rushed into production to be ready in time for the next instalment of Star Wars merchandise.Executives at the …

Supermarket Looking To Hire Casual Self Checkout Machines For Busy Christmas Period

A local supermarket has put the call out for self checkout machines that are available to work Friday nights and weekend shifts in the lead up to …

Irregular Sleigh Vehicle Towed Back To North Pole

A large sleigh, which was attempting to smuggle thousands of presents into Australia, has been turned around and towed back to the North Pole, …