She-Genius

49 Added | 2 Magazines | 1 Like | @She_Genius | I am unique and occasionally make mirth. I like spaghetti, but everyone likes spaghetti, and you wouldn't remember someone who likes spaghetti, would you? No, of course not. So, yes, beause i am unique, there are no other ones who are also me.

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Corielle Heath Laaspere

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#FunFact: Great whites have an excellent sense of smell. Through electromagnetic sensors in their pointed snouts, these giant fish are able to pinpoint a drop of blood from over a mile away and a seal colony from two miles' distance. #NatGeoWILD #sharks (Photo Credit: Aquavision)

BREAKING: Paramedics Rescue Stanley Cup From Esophagi of Unresponsive Boston Bruins

The Frankfort Chamber of Commerce hosts a golf outing every summer.<p>There was a time when this outing featured a team-theme and costume contest, but, …

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Pull Over Before Sleeping

There’s no IDEAL way to rouse another person from a peaceful slumber while they’re operating a vehicle.<p>Most human beings are startled by the sound of …

I Am Much Too Busy

I apologize for my prolonged post-less stints.<p>I wish I had more time to write for no money, but I’m very busy with things like reading in a pool …

And that’s the best way to respond to: “WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?”

<b>Conversation with Victor after the 40,000th time I failed to answer my phone:</b><p>Victor: I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU. <i>WHY DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING ANSWER</i> …

Tut Tut, It Looks Like Rain

In a alien and dangerous land, where you must NEVER GO, called “Indiana,” a wanna-be thug oppressed my best friend’s happiness. So, I peed on …

good news for people who hate boring news (updated)

Here’s something that happens:<p>Okay. So, this part is actually fine.<p>People being nice is the coolest. Everyone should try it.<p>But here’s where things …

Why Vine Is Ripe for Comedy

Over the past several years, Twitter has played a huge part in a comedy renaissance still going strong. Entertainers use the platform to take …

I May Hulk Into a 26 Storey Marshmallow

I may be absent from blogging for a few weeks because, last night, my dogs failed to assassinate me with poison ivy.<p>Every evening, I take them for a …

I Am A Better Artist Than Stephen Hawking

Sometimes, I forget that I am a shittier drawer than Stevie Wonder.<p>In these moments, I realize that all of my previously wretched pictorial creations …

The Vagina Dialogues, Day 1: How to Treat a Gunshot Wound to the Coot

Today’s discussion of periods brought to you by:<p>(“The Vagina Dialogues:” A Menstrual Series in 3 Days)<p><b>DAY 1:</b><p>As my Vagina awakes one morning from …