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18 Text Messages Only Grandma Can Get Away With

Classic grandma.

Super chill guy invoices woman for first date after she ghosts him

Today in “online dating can be a nightmare” news, an Indiana woman recently went out on a first date with a guy and ended up getting invoiced for her …

Twitter

13 Kids Who Did Not Intend For Their Drawings To Be X-Rated

"My 7-year-old likes tits."

Drawing

10 Hilarious Yelp Reviews That Are 5-Star Fantastic

Most Yelp reviews are <b>boring, robotic reviews</b> about the food, ambiance, or what have you. These Yelpers, though, went <b>above and beyond</b> and earned those …

GIF Animations

Joke about people flogging a dead fly is old and needs to stop

Countless people are trying to sell a pet fly – complete with a lead on Facebook.<p>The same picture of what appears to be a dead insect tied to a …

Selling

'Fortnite' Goes Down, Prompting Pornhub's Hilarious Response

Pornhub continues to prove that it's really good at data.<p>Don’t panic, but <i>Fortnite: Battle Royale</i> servers were taken offline late Wednesday night for …

Gaming Industry

10 Travel Coffee Mugs For Moms Who Love To Swear All the F*cking Time

Being a mom means you're constantly on the go and you're probably running on very little sleep and lots of caffeine. But just because you're a mom doesn't mean you've let go of your rebel spirit — in fact, it might make you even more of a bad*ss. Plus, we're pretty sure whoever decided moms …

Coffee

Owls born outside of office window won't stop staring at workers inside

It's always nice to see animals in nature, just maybe not when they're staring at you throughout your work day.<p>According to Michael Lens' a bunch of …

Owls

Mark Zuckerberg memes are best part of his Facebook testimony

The internet jokes about the Facebook CEO looking like Star Trek's Commander Data, his "booster seat," AI dreams and senators who don't understand tech.<p>Quick, somebody friend Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. He's having a tough couple of days<p>Amid the fallout from the Facebook and Cambridge Analytica …

Mark Zuckerberg

21 Dogs Who Fucked Up, But In The Most Adorable Way

You can't even be mad at them because they're so freakin' cute!

Pets

Website posts pic of sad-looking plate of BBQ, and Twitter can’t stop laughing

If you talk about politics or religion on Twitter, you can expect that somebody is going to blast you for your opinions. But if you post something …

20+ Differences Between Cats And Dogs That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

There's a never-ending battle between cat and dog owners, trying to establish their pets as the superior ones. To recap arguments of both sides, we …

Do Waiters Ever Eat the Leftover Food off of Your Plate?

If you’ve ever eaten at a restaurant and left behind three-quarters of a basket of perfectly good fries or an untouched half of a sandwich, you’ve …

New York City

30+ Times Brainfarts At Work Were So Embarrassing, People Wished To Disappear Forever

Brains are constantly processing insane amounts of data, so it's no wonder they sometimes get overwhelmed. Recently, tumblr user debrides shared one …

Grumpy Cat wins $710,000 payout in copyright lawsuit

<b>The owners of a cat made famous online because of its permanent scowl have been awarded $710,000 (£500,000) in a case by a California federal court.</b><p>Grumpy Cat Limited sued the owners of US coffee company Grenade for exceeding an agreement over the cat's image.<p>The company only had rights to use the …

Pets

Why porn stars are dying at an alarming rate

Olivia Lua, a 24-year-old doe-eyed brunette from Philadelphia, was an instant hit when she joined the L.A. porn scene in 2016.<p>She shot dozens of scenes for hard-core movies like “Helpless Teens” before being handed a lucrative contract in April 2017 with porn producer LA Direct Models.<p>Lua — who …

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook

Have you ever taken a look at the cover of a cookbook rather than the recipes within? Don’t get me wrong, not all of them deserve to be hidden from …

Donald Trump Is Really ‘Bald’ And ‘Can’t Read,’ Claims ‘Fire And Fury’ Author Michael Wolff

Michael Wolff isn’t done bashing President Donald Trump just yet. The author of the controversial book <i>Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House</i> …

WATCH: Only Southerners Get These Weird Food Combinations

We were curious: Just how many unusual food combos have Southerners dreamed up over the years? And we’re not talking about your standard …

Breakfast

9 Things No One Tells You About Having A Cat

Secrets of the trade.

Lewis Hamilton’s ex reveals the F1 star’s ‘ugly side’ and strict pooping rules

A FORMER girlfriend of F1 world champion Lewis Hamilton says he was obsessed with threesomes — and was driven potty by people using his loo.<p>Glamour …

Motor Racing

21 Tweets About Marriage That Have Nothing In Common Except For Being Painfully Accurate

"Until death do us part, or until I murder you for being an idiot." —My wedding vows, probably.

Handy

'This place is a shithole' projected onto Trump hotel, with emojis

<b>Washington (CNN) —</b> A projection onto the front entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC, declared Saturday night that the place was a "shithole" -- the term which President Donald Trump reportedly used during an immigration reform meeting with lawmakers last week.<p>"Not a DC …

Donald Trump

This Incredibly Creepy Robot Baby Shows How Disgusting Your Carpet Really Is

Omg.<p>It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the carpets in your home are massive depositories of dirt, allergens, and microbes.<p>As we walk …

Watch: Protesters Trash H&M Store Over 'Racist' Monkey Hoodie

The mounting controversy over an H&M ad campaign widely considered to be racist resulted in a South African store being trashed Saturday. A Twitter …

I tried to buy $1 of bitcoin from a Las Vegas ATM — and it just proves how far bitcoin is from replacing regular money

LAS VEGAS - I've been in Las Vegas for a whole week, but I've only gambled twice: when I played $1 on The Simpsons slot machine in my hotel, and when I tried to buy $1 (and then, another $10) of bitcoin from a casino ATM.<p>Both times, I lost it all.<p>I had heard that the D, a casino and hotel in …

Bitcoin

Teens Are Eating Laundry Detergent Capsules in Another Insane Viral "Challenge"

Here's why that's obviously a terrible idea.<p>First, it was the "gallon challenge" and the "cinnamon challenge".<p>Then some teenagers started playing the …

A Car Somehow Crashed Into the Second Story of a California Building

A car crashed into the second story of a southern California office building Sunday morning after the vehicle went airborne when the driver hit the …

Los Angeles

Has Stephen Hawking Died And Been Replaced With A Puppet? Conspiracy Theorists Say ‘Yes’

Stephen Hawking is one of the most well-known physicists on the planet, from his theories that have changed humanity’s collective understanding of …

Conspiracies