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How Long Is A Blow Job Supposed To Last?

The last guy I gave a blow job to made it an event.<p>I mean, it lasted almost an hour.<p>He asked me to stop several times because he was hitting his …

21 Amazing Quotes From The Amazing Book, “Bitch Are You Retarded?”

<i>Bitch Are You Retarded?</i> is the title of a real book written by Carlos J. Lee that I currently have in my possession. The subheading is particularly …

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The smart cooking sidekick that learns what you like and customizes the experience to your personal tastes, nutritional needs, skill level, and more.

Grilled Asparagus & Red Onions with Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar

Sometimes the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Grilled asparagus and grilled red onions are both fine dishes on their own – simple, …

Maple Grilled Salmon Recipe

PER SERVING *<p><b>Calories</b>400Calories from Fat200<p><b>% DAILY VALUE*</b><p>Total Fat22g34%<p>Saturated Fat5g25%<p>Trans …

Pasta with Goat Cheese, Lemon, and Asparagus

6 Servings<p>June 2009Print<p>Ingredients<p>1 pound fusilli or rotini (spiral-shaped pasta)<p>1 pound slender asparagus spears, trimmed, cut into 1- to 1 1/2-inch pieces<p>1/4 cup olive oil<p>1 tablespoon finely grated lemon peel<p>2 teaspoons chopped fresh tarragon plus sprigs for garnish<p>1 5- to 5 1/2-ounce log soft …

Smoky Bacon Popcorn with Burnt Sugar and Sea Salt

Heat a large skillet over medium-low heat and fry bacon until crispy. Once crispy and fat is rendered, remove bacon and let drain on paper towels. …

Balsamic Caprese Chicken

Meals can be separated into two categories: those that are quick and simple that you make for weeknight dinners and those that are photogenic and …

Double-Fried Chicken With Lemons and Jalapenos Recipe

<b>Note</b>: Using a deep-fryer makes temperature management easy, but a large Dutch oven, outfitted with a thermometer, works just fine. Just be sure to keep the temperature at a steady 325°F.<p><b>Read more: Sunday Supper: Double-Fried Chicken With Lemons and Jalapenos</b><p>IngredientsOne whole large chicken cut …

Cook the Book: Deviled Eggs with Smoked Salmon

Last week in <i>The New York Times</i>, Melissa Clark wrote about the plight of the cook in the hours leading up to Thanksgiving dinner. I'm sure most of us are familiar with the day of prep and cooking that leaves no time for a real lunch, where the starved host gets a bit cranky by the time the turkey …

Dinner Tonight: Tilapia with Toasted Almonds and Green Olives

Tilapia is the beige of the fish world: inoffensive and ubiquitous. It doesn't stand a chance against, well, just about every other fish around, but it's also incredible cheap and fairly adaptable to whatever toppings you'd like to add to it. This explains why I spent far more time worrying about …

Skillet Chicken Fajitas with Avocado Recipe

<b>About the Author</b>: Yasmin Fahr is a food lover, writer, and cook. Follow her @yasminfahr for more updates on her eating adventures and discoveries, which will most likely include tomatoes. And probably feta. Happy eating!<p><b>Read more: Skillet Supper: Chicken Fajitas with Avocado</b><p>Ingredients1 1/2 pounds …

Grilled Skirt Steak Fajitas Recipe

A richly flavored fajita marinade makes these grilled steak fajitas, served with sizzled peppers and onions in soft flour tortillas, an instant classic.<p><b>Read more: The Food Lab: How to Make the Best Fajitas</b><p>Ingredients<b>For the Steak Fajita Marinade:</b>1/2 cup (120ml) soy sauce1/2 cup (120ml) lime juice, …

Mark Bittman's Green Beans with Crisp Shallots

<i>This week,</i> <i>Mark Bittman</i> <i>is serving as a Guest Editor at Food52. He'll be choosing a Wildcard winner, answering your questions on the Hotline, and sharing recipes from his new Cooking Basics app.</i><p>Boiling and then sautéeing vegetables is one of my favorite preparations, as it gives you more control over …

Recipe Of The Day: Caramel Corn

Popcorn's pretty great. But caramel-sweetened popcorn, now that's something special. Caramel corn -- and we're not talking about Cracker Jacks here, but the real kind -- is perfectly crunchy, not too sweet, and has a hint of salt to it too. The best way to try <i>real</i> caramel corn is to make it …

Bacon-Wrapped Chicken Skewers With Pineapple and Teriyaki Sauce Recipe

The cure for the common skewer: brined chicken is wrapped in bacon, threaded on skewers with pineapple, grilled, and finished with a brush of teriyaki for a sweet, salty, fruity, smoky, and meaty treat.<p><b>Read more: Grilling: Bacon-Wrapped Chicken Skewers with Pineapple and Teriyaki</b> …

Smoked Gouda Mashed Potatoes

For an extra-decadent mashed potato dish, spread finished mashed potatoes out in a baking dish and top with a thin layer (about 2 Tbsp) of …

5-Minute Flatbread Pizza with Prosciutto, Arugula, and Mozzarella Recipe

This recipe is a slight cheat on skillet pizza, since it uses pre-made flatbread instead of pizza dough. Then again, it really does only take five minutes to make, so I don't feel badly about it at all. I made two personal pizzas in succession and the first one didn't get soggy or cold by the time …

Dinner Tonight: Salmon Papillotes + Creamy Cucumber Side

The trick to a fully satisfying meal is to play with balance, and this combination strikes the perfect one. Crunchy cucumbers are paired with soft, steamed salmon. A creamy sauce with lemon cools the bold flavor of peppercorns and ginger. Finally, the bit of dill in both recipes ties this Dinner …

Pan-Fried Noodles with Shrimp, Snap Pea, and Carrot Recipe

<b>Read more: Dinner Tonight: Pan-Fried Noodles with Shrimp, Snap Pea, and Carrot</b><p>Ingredients1/2 pound thin Hong Kong-style noodles6 tablespoons canola oil, divided1/2 cup water1 tablespoon soy sauce1 tablespoon oyster sauce1 teaspoon sesame oil1 teaspoon white rice vinegar1 teaspoon Shaoxing wine1 …

Sherry Pimm's Cup

1 Servings<p>Go big with garnishes--it should look like there's a garden growing in there.<p>Print<p>Ingredients<p>Recipe Preparation<p>Gently muddle a 1-inch-thick unpeeled cucumber slice, 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice, and 1 teaspoon sugar in a cocktail shaker to release juice. Add 2 ounces Pimm's No. 1 and …

Recipes

Flat Roast Chicken

How many times have I made roast chicken over the years? Thousands. How many ways? Too many to count, but every couple of years, I change my …