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These ferrets just have really nice hair.
"Wishing you all the best! Love, me and wine."
Are you actually the one who knocks?
Like, OK, you're a puppy, but that doesn't excuse your behavior.
Put away the carving knife, y'all.<p>"In the span of four hours, my mom went into labor, the turkey caught fire, the dishwasher flooded the entire kitchen, and the person making the stuffing didn't know you were supposed to cook the sausage before putting it into the stuffing, so we all ate raw meat." …
"Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs."
*not horny but masturbates just in case*
Spanx? More like NO THANX.
"I was twerking so hard while making dinner I threw mushrooms all over my kitchen."
*orders pizza immediately after reading this*
We all love our BFFs, but it's time to be honest: Newman's Own is ALWAYS there for you, and unlike your best friend, it's ready in 10 minutes!
Get an afterlife!
"Will you please tell me why this thing is in my house shouting about 'squatter's rights'??"
Obviously cats are the leaders of taste and class.
Personal space? The right to pee without a furry friend joining you? Absolutely not.
"It's like my life is buffering."
Talk about dedicated Disney fans!<p>View this post on Facebook
Being human is so passé. Just Saiyan.
Pizza knows best.
King of the house jungle.
There are only an estimated 4,000 to 6,500 of the elusive cats remaining in the wild.<p>On Friday, the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago announced the births of two rare snow leopards.<p>The sister cubs were born on June 16 to their 4-year-old mother, Sarani, and currently weigh about 10 pounds each, according …
"You drink like a man". "I think you mean I drink like a fish."
Welcome to the world, baby Nandita!
Every day is Wine Wednesday if you want it to be.
Traffic isn't terrible, I JUST CAN'T GET MYSELF TO LEAVE.Text Messaging
Why does my body hate me?
"Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!"
Things get weird.<p>During mating season, female walruses sit on an iceberg while the males entertain them in the water.<p>When attracting a female, male hippos will urinate and defecate, using their tails to whip it around and spray the females.<p>During or after mating, the female praying mantis will bite …Seals
We'll toast to that...but you drink first!