Brandon Ritchie

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DNA At the Fringes: Twins, Chimerism, and Synthetic DNA

DNA tests are thought to be conclusive proof—of crime, of family relation—but in some cases, our genetic material acts in mysterious ways.<p>Plenty of …

Shoefiti Hanging Lamp

Sneakers laced together and tossed over power lines. Also known as Shoefiti, it's an image we all know well with a meaning we...aren't quite as sure …

Ritot Projection Watch

August 2014 Update: Sadly, it appears that the Ritot watch is yet another crowdfunding scam. Thanks to commenter Bea Foroni for posting this article …

eCool 3 Feet Under Cooler

All this cooler needs to keep beer cold is a shovel and 3 feet of ground. So, yeah. <i>Throw one eCool in the bug out bag, Mama!</i> Buried in the earth (and …

Swirlio Frozen Fruit Dessert Maker

Big Boss Swirlio. Damn. A frozen fruit dessert machine came up with that name before I did. He's not even intimidating or dressed in a floor-length …

DUMB AND DUMBER TO Photo - Harry and Lloyd Take a Shower

Giveaway: Black Zirconium & Wood Ring

I'm not into hugging trees, but after seeing WedgeWood Rings' black zirconium series lined with woods as rare as Russian Bog Oak, and as comforting …

GoPlug Powered Bags

I kind of like the idea of sitting on a park bench with a backpack sporting an electrical outlet. Typing away on a laptop plugged into something that …

Game of Thrones Wax Seal Coasters

Why yes, House Lannister, you can hold my Bud Light Lime, collecting its condensation and dribblings in the shallow basin of your golden lion wax …

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Reloadable Confetti High Fives

Did you know that National High Five Day is just 2 weeks away? Wait, let me back up. Did you know there exists such a thing as National High Five …

Giveaway: Nintendo Controller Coffee Table

This Nintendo controller won't help you navigate Link through the dungeons of Hyrule, but it will help you navigate beer and Cheetos from knee level …

Mary Jane Polystone Statue

I still can't believe they once let snaggletooth Kirsten Dunst play Mary Jane Watson. Sideshow Collectibles' statue would have made a better ultimate …

Slothzilla Shower Curtain

So...I guess Slothzilla sounded better than King Sloth or Sloth Kong? Or maybe it's creators were just taking a page out of sloth the animal's own …

Giveaway: Tactical Beer Mug

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer it in a mug with an AR-15 carry handle and laser sight mounted to its mil-spec 1913 scope rails. …

How to Live with a Huge Penis

Puberty was a really uncomfortable and difficult time for me. To the point that my mama went out and hired a shrink. At the end of the second session …

How to Pee with Morning Wood

A self-help guide to dealing with the enormous issue I face first thing in the morning every single day of my life <i>and</i> it's packaged as whimsical wall …

Comics Coasters

Jason and Katie Lister of Apocalypse Fab must know that two of my favorite things in life are superheroes and beverages that sweat rings onto my …

A Snap-On iPhone Gadget That Adds Physical Camera Controls

The past few years have seen some clever experiments aimed at making smartphones act more like cameras and vice versa. We've seen standalone cameras …

Experience life, love, and death through emoji in this haunting music video

Experimental musician Daniel Lopatin, also known as Oneohtrix Point Never, released an entirely emoji-based music video for his song "Boring Angel," the opening track on his newest LP. Emoji have been taking over recently, especially in music videos: Katy Perry used them in a lyric video for her …

HipShotDot - LED Gaming Sight

Know what your TV needs? A suction cup. Not sold? How about a suction cup housing an on-screen LED red dot sight attachment for gaming guns? The …

HALO V 3X - 32" Switchblade

Better known as the Gargantuan Beast, Marfione Customs' HALO V 3X is a 32" out the front knife begging to battle Bigfoot and become the next addition …

Morph Fire Paintball Gun Converter

<i>This isn't a toy: it's power incarnate.</i> That's how the guys at Morph Fire feel about their 656 converter packs, which turn paintball guns into 600 …

Darth Vader Lightsaber Portable Charger

The Jedis may have the Force, but the Dark Side has power. Tons of it. Enough to take your iPhone, Android, or Windows mobile phone from dead to …

Immersion - Gamer Rage Headset

My 13-year-old nephew has had gamer rage for, like, 5 years now. Oh man, he used to get <i>SO MAD</i> when the levels got harder in <i>Super Mario Galaxy</i>. …

Transformers: The Covenant of Primus

<i>Star Wars</i> gets an entire series of transforming vaults revealing the histories and dogmas of its most famous characters, so it only makes sense that …

Giveaway: foc.us tDCS Headset for Gamers

Enter to win the foc.us, a brand new transcranial direct current stimulation (tDCS) headset. Designed to increase brain plasticity and make synapses …

Firearm-Mounted Axe Heads

Since <i>The Walking Dead</i> started again, I've been thinking I need a new zombie-decimating weapon for use in my daydreams about stuffing them with …

The Dash - Wireless Smart Earphones

The Dash is a set of wireless in-ear headphones. It's also a self-contained MP3 player. And a Bluetooth headset. A microphone. A USB stick. A heart …

Waterwolf MXP 3 - Waveless Surfboard

Surfing without the waves. Stand up paddle boarding without the work. Water skiing without the boat. Waterwolf's MXP 3 is an electric surfboard …