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13 Times Tumblr Was Fan-F*cking-Tastic

Bad days build Tumblr days and Tumblr days are a treat for us all.So remember, when you feel yourself getting stuck in the Swamp of Sadness, go and …

Man Opens up About His Experience Playing Golf With Trump — It Smashes the Media Narrative

On Monday, Taylor Funk and his dad, Fred, played 18 holes of golf with President Donald Trump at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, …

Dude masters Darude’s ‘Sandstorm’ using only a potato

In 1999, Finnish DJ Ville Virtanen, better known by his stage name “Darude,” released “Sandstorm,” an electronic dance song that would hit the number …

Comic for 2017.12.10

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic

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This new meme about loud noises goes to 11

One of the greatest strengths of memes as a medium is their versatility, their ability to comment on even the most specific situations. And, because …

The latest Minecraft meme is frickin’ hilarious

Server operators on online multiplayer games can set up restrictions and ban certain behavior. Servers geared for young children are particularly …

18 Scarily Funny "It" Memes That Will Make You Sh-It Yourself With Laughter

After all that screaming you deserve a laugh.

This Wendy’s sign war is the hottest beef they’ve ever served (11 photos)

At this point, you probably already know that Wendy’s is savage on Twitter. They’ve roasted just about everybody. But sometimes they start beef in …

Trump's legal team apparently doesn't know how to use spell-check

All across the country, middle school English teachers are crying.<p>After James Comey's jaw-dropping testimony today, President Trump's legal team …

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Skydiving From the Edge of Space

How Alan Eustace, a Google engineer on the edge of retirement, broke the world record for high-altitude jumping<p>On May 8, 2013, Alan Eustace, then the 56-year-old senior vice president of knowledge at Google, jumped from an airplane18,000 feet above the desert in Coolidge, Arizona. Anyone watching …

These 13 Stories Are So Unbelievable Because They're Literally Lies

Lying online is extremely easy to do, but it's becoming increasingly easy to detect as well.<p>These days people don't just make up little white lies to …

15 Self-Proclaimed "Geniuses" Who Have the Social Skills of a Hot Dog

We get it, you think you're a real smart cookie with extra derivatives sprinkled on top.<p>But gosh darn diddly shit, no one cares! I mean, people care …

10+ Of The Happiest Dog Memes Ever That Will Make You Smile From Ear To Ear

If there’s one indisputable truth in this world, it’s this: dogs are awesome. They make bad things good and good things better, which is why we’re …

This Blind Student Is Winning The Internet With His Awesome Sense Of Humor

This Texas student may be blind, but he still knows a good joke when he sees it.<p>"Guy I go to school with is blind and has the most awesome sense of …

Man-hating fish jumps out of water, nails water skier in the penis

A renegade fish on a mission to destroy humans landed a direct hit on a water skier in Japan recently.<p>A member of the Waseda Waterski Team known as …

IKEA Responds To Balenciaga’s $2,145 Bag That Looks Exactly Like IKEA’s 99-Cent Tote Bag, And It’s Hilarious

For those of you that don’t know, pricey fashion brand Balenciaga recently released a new bag. Worth $2,145. But that’s not the funniest part. No. …

Angry Mom Accidentally Texts 35-Year-Old Guy Instead Of Her Daughter, And Things Escalate Quickly

A 35-year-old man from Wisconsin was enjoying his day off from work recently when a text suddenly appeared in his inbox. “Hunny please grab milk and …

Literally Just 18 Really Good, Nice Tweets

Your regular reminder that not everything is awful.

Literally Just 17 Dick Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh

"I think he's got a boner to pick with me."

Watch this guy bowl a perfect 300 in less than 90 seconds

Most people who don’t stay in their own lane get dragged for it, either metaphorically or literally. This guy ended up breaking the bowling world …

Watch these New York City rats battle over a free bagel on the subway

You’re waiting for the subway in the morning, and you’re probably hungry. What do you do if you see a free bagel just sitting there, waiting to be …

Samsung only needed 1 emoji to destroy this guy's dick pic joke

Whatever you do, don't mess with Samsung on Twitter.<p>They will burn you, and burn you <i>hard</i>.<p>It all started with this cheerful tweet about the Galaxy …

32 Memes You'll Laugh At If You're In A Relationship With Food

Food will never, ever, let you down.

BREAKING THE GAME | Happy Room #6

MOTHER NATURE FIGHTS BACK | Spring Comes Armed

Best father ever creates unbelievable cardboard armor for his son

Get ready for some serious childhood envy.<p>Warren King is a full-time father and artist with a pretty unconventional product: cardboard sculptures.<p>"I …

Tickle Me Elmo Without Fur Is Horrifying

We're so sorry.<p>Well, it’s official: Naked Tickle Me Elmo is the nightmare fodder you’ve been avoiding your whole life.<p>Check out this terrifying video of a furless Tickle Me Elmo doll, tweeted by the Canada Science and Technology Museum in Ontario.<p>WHO HURT YOU, ELMO? WHO DID THIS TO YOU? We’re …

Summer Camp

30 Expelled Students Share What Got Them Kicked Out of School

Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college …