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The Eurovision Incident Highlights the Unique Problems Britain Faces…

Hi, this year was quite an interesting year for <b>Eurovision</b>. And considering the world of Eurovision- which can include (but is not limited to) …

Europe

So we’ve got rid of the House of Lords. Now What?

<b>Bloody Lords.</b> Bloody blocking Brexit, blocking the people’s will. Bloody Lords, doing their job holding the Executive to account. Bloody doubting a 1 …

United Kingdom

Greenpeace Showcases New Ad in Cinemas

Greenpeace are often associated with protest and acts of civil disobedience, but the pressure group are making a splash on the big screen too.<p>Last …

Pollution

Thoughts from a non anti-semitic Labour Member

<b>Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance.</b><p>That is a quote from the late film maker Albert Maysles. What it means, is that nuance- meaning the small …

Remember, No Russian.

<i>**forenote- I was thinking of calling this article ‘I executed an entire airport, does this make me capable of murder?’, but I thought better of it,</i> …

4 Predictions for the Future of Social Media

<b>Not dead.</b> Hopefully you know that by now on this blog. Bloggers are notoriously emotionally unstable- and may take prolonged periods of absence- but …

Why Ditching Trident Wouldn’t Mean the End of Us.

Britain, if you didn’t know, is right in the middle of a colossal identity crisis. Not just because of the massive constitutional changes we are …

Our Big 2017 Review

<i>This ‘review’ was written over the course of the entire year. Also, it get’s a bit better at about June- so I’d keep reading even if you get bored.</i> …

Why you should vote me blog of the year

<b>There’s always been something a bit different about this blog. I know you feel it too.</b><p>Not just that many of the articles have incorrect spelling …

This Simple Rule Could Mend Politics

IMMEDIATLY.<p>Hiya. You may or may not remember that in our last article, we spoke about <b>Jacob Rees-Mogg</b>, and why we deserve better than him as a leader …

Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Media Industry

What You Need To Know About Jacob Rees-Mogg

As someone who identifies as a socialist today, there’s still a part of me that prefers Margaret Thatcher to Theresa May. Man, politics must be …

United Kingdom

Life’s Crucial Lessons Taught Through Stock Photos

Hi, Ordinary Author here. You may remember that time when I said I was so low on ideas, and my writers-block so bad, all I could produce for you was …

Puberty

The Story Behind The Elbow Patch You Never Wanted To Know.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Weeks of nothing on this blog- and now this: a post about elbow patches. But let’s face it, there probably won’t be …

Fashion Industry

Why November Is A Big Month For Activists

<b>Hacker</b>. For you, the term may depict a pale and pasty specimen- who says he’s been on a date, by which he means chatting to Siri in a coffee shop. …

Mr. Robot

5 Predictions For Doctor Who S11

Hey. No less than a day ago, the new show runner for Dr Who – Chris Chibnall- set out his plans for the next season of Who, which include a revamped …

Should Directors Direct The Trailer?

Sup. We all have different tastes in film, and I’m sure that we’ve all been to a film and not got what we expected- at some point in our lives. But …

Movies

Like A Dog’s Purpose, But Good.

<i>**I just realised after reading this article the whole way through, it seemed a bit far fetched. But I do like the look of this film, and imma upload</i> …

Why Greenwich Is The Perfect Trip For Geeks.

Hello- and welcome back to the series where we look at a particular place I’ve visited, and why it is <b>perfect for geeks</b>. Otherwise known as my …

This Spring-Loaded Charger Can Smash A Car Windscreen.

Hiya. As you may know, Ordinary Author is always on the look out for new and INTERESTING bits of tech (actually it’s not). But I came across this new …

6 People That Could Be Apple’s Next CEO

With Tim Cook Announcing his retire- just kidding. However, old Timmy can’t be CEO at Apple forever- and it’s important we brainstorm possible future …

Apple Event Predictions (September 2017)

Hi all, hope you’re well, and if you’re not then eat an apple a day, and if you can’t be bothered to do that- just buy a MacBook Pro.<p>You probably …

Thank You For Reading!

<b>Dear Readers,</b><p>Today marks the one year anniversary of creating this blog. Obviously, back then, it wasn’t called ordinary author- it was</i> …

How Much Do You Own Above and Below Your House?

20 years ago, people would have thought we were crazy, but one of the most asked questions of this year has been about land- specifically in the …

Chickens

6 Tips To Genuinely Prepare For The Apocalypse.

As fun as going solo against 10,000 zombies with a samurai sword sounds, something tells me it would be a little different in real life. I’m by no …

Farm-to-table

Shadow Wishing- A Sci-Fi Short Story.

<b>I don’t normally write fiction, but recently I had the sudden urge to write a short story. This is that story. So make sure you’re sat comfortably,</b> …

Empathy

My 10 Fav. Songs On Soundcloud

Hiya. I’m in a slump. It’s the holidays- all the time in the world to write about things on my blog and pretend I am popular- I mean, um, I am. But I …

New Star Wars Footage Comfirms a Major Fan-Theory

Lucasfilm ltd are back at it again, and are continuing in their tactical campaign of releasing various bits of footage leading up to the release of</b> …