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Bus written off after trying to come between Englishman and pint

<b>A bus has been badly damaged after trying to stop an Englishman having a pint.</b><p>Simon Smith was on his way for a beer at <i>The Purple Turtle</i> when a bus …

Piers Morgan wondering how much he'll get from new Tory policy of 'giving money to hateful shits'

<b>Telly wanker Piers Morgan reckons he could be in line for a few grand, given the latest programme of government handouts.</b><p>In the wake of the Theresa …

Google fined a record two 'DUP confidence and supply agreements' by EU

<b>Google have been fined a record two DUP confidence and supply agreements by the EU for distorting the online shopping market.</b><p>The antitrust fine is a …

Theresa May appoints Megatron to cabinet post

<b>In a surprising move, alleged Prime Minister Theresa May has appointed leading Transformer Megatron to a ministerial position.</b><p>The Decepticon leader, …

Amber Rudd launches stand-up career with ‘judge us on our record’ joke

<b>Amber Rudd hinted at starting a promising side-career in comedy yesterday with a cracking gag about the failings of her own party.</b><p>The Conservative …

CIA plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un by offering him full Trumpcare health cover

<b>The CIA are plotting to kill the North Korean leader in the most dastardly and horrific way possible by offering him full Trumpcare medical</b> …

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What is the last thing a football club needs? A stadium with ski jumps

Playing football matches at a Winter Olympics ski-jumping venue might sound smart, but it has left Gangwon FC with a ludicrous ground they don’t need<p>By Steve Price for These Football Times, of the Guardian Sport Network<p>In a world of identikit prefabricated stadia, where clubs’ identities are often …

Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In a stunning rebuke of a former close political ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday angrily resigned from Donald Trump’s 2020 reëlection campaign.<p>The abrupt resignation sent shockwaves through the Trump reëlection organization, for which Putin had …

The Evening Haröld

by | May 2, 2018 · 5:44 pm<p>IDS laughs off a mere 270 early deaths as ‘chicken feed’<p>Former Tory party leader and well-known sociopath Iain Duncan Smith …

From Python to Basil Fawlty to politics: John Cleese's funniest comedy moments

One of our national treasures, John Cleese has been responsible for unforgettable comedy for over six decades, his absurdist, farcical and idiosyncratic characters as woven into the fabric of comedy history as they are British culture itself. As he plots his return to the BBC in a new sitcom, we've …

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Trump on pace to surpass 8 years of Obama's travel spending in 1 year

<b>Washington (CNN) —</b> Donald Trump's travel to his private club in Florida has cost over an estimated $20 million in his first 80 days as president, putting the president on pace in his first year of office to surpass former President Barack Obama's spending on travel for his entire eight years.<p>The …

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