Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

20 IMAGES

– Friday!

– My weekend plans

– This is what we call a veteran move

– The key is to keep the song playing in your head

– Hi Haters. Bye Haters

– This beer label

– Serendipity

– Obi on his off days

– omg those legs | omg those abs!

– Perfect

– Penny for your thoughts

– Oh deer

– When you click a link even though you’ve been warned not to

– When your friend says ‘look at this’ and you know it’s going to be gross and you do it anyway

– More like every generation ever

– A little early Halloween inspiration for lazy people

– Lovers in a dangerous time

– Gotta hand it to him

– To the victor go the spoils

– Until next week

10 ARTICLES

– How to steer a spacecraft into Saturn

– Haunting Relics of a Country That No Longer Exists

– The Case Against Civilization

– Gregory Berns Knows What Your Dog Is Thinking (It’s Sweet)

– Photos From Burning Man 2017

– How All 32 NFL Teams Got Their Names

– America’s Latest Utopian Experiment

– Movies, patriotism, and cultural amnesia: tracing pop culture’s relationship to 9/11

– Does Blotting Pizza With a Napkin Really Do Anything?

– The Drone King: A newly discovered short story by Kurt Vonnegut

5 VIDEOS

EAR’S TO THE WEEKEND

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