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Trump Offers Pelosi $130,000 to Keep Quiet

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Trump Offers Pelosi $130,000 to Keep Quiet

The New Yorker - Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an indication that he has reached his breaking point with the Speaker of the House, Donald J. Trump is offering a hundred and thirty thousand dollars to keep Nancy Pelosi quiet, White House aides confirmed on Thursday. According to those aides, Trump floated the …

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