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New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

Well, folks, the deed has been done. The last remaining monument to the Confederate War-Losers Of America in New Orleans has been decapitated, LOLed …

Black History

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

CLUTCH THE PEARLS! General Michael “Lock Her Up” Flynn has invoked his Fifth Amendment right to <i>shut the fuck up for once</i> and told the Senate he won’t …

Donald Trump

What Even Is This? Fabio (Yes, That Fabio) Goes On NRATV To Tell Weird Lies About Guns

In a recent broadcast of NRATV’s “Stinchfield” show, erstwhile romance novel cover hunk Fabio stopped by to tell all of California to start hoarding …

Los Angeles

Trump Didn’t Say ‘Israel’ To Russians, YOU Said ‘Israel’! But Yeah He Gave Russians Israeli Intel, Like You Said.

Good news! Donald Trump is currently in Israel because he is the president of the United States, and he has solved once and for all the controversy …

Donald Trump

Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They’re Dead

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump’s first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95 million, …

Wilbur Ross

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At All!

You may have heard that a Democrat is running for Montana’s sole Congressional seat! His name is Rob Quist, he’s a banjo-playin’ liberal who’s …

Rob Quist

Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids’ Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine

As F. Scott Fitzgerald supposedly said, the rich are different from you and me. Especially if they get anywhere near the defendant’s table in a …

Crime

Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit

There isn’t an amount of money you could pay me to try and enter Society; it is an overly manicured place where surprisingly average-looking people …

Donald Trump

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

For Your Open Thread tonight, consider the plight of the Florida crime reporter. After a while, there are only so many stories about ladies caught …

Crime

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today.<p>Bad news, poor people, Trump is gutting the social safety net with $800 …

Rob Quist

Sinister Glowy Orb Saps Trump’s Stamina, Leaves Poor Dear ‘Exhausted,’ ‘Weak,’ ‘Sad.’

Poor Donald Trump accidentally slipped during his speech to Islamic leaders Sunday in Riyadh and departed from his prepared text, saying “Islamic …

Donald Trump

Wow, Turkey Is Being An *Unbelievable* Dick

Last week, we brought you word of the bodyguards of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan just stone-cold wilding on a bunch of peaceful protesters. …

Mike Pence

Donald Trump Set To Unveil Exciting Poor-Fucking Budget, For Poor-Fucking!

Just in time to provide a bookend for Donald Trump’s terrible education budget, the administration is expected to release its full budget proposal …

Donald Trump

‘Man Going His Own Way’ Has Special Message For The Ladies What Scorned Him

While one might think that a subreddit for MGTOWs — Men Going Their Own Way — would be full of men <i>actually</i> going their own way and basking in the …

Relationships

Obamacare Still Lumbering Along, At Least Until Trump Stabs It In The Face To Death (Some More)

At his press conference Thursday, Donald Trump gave a slightly premature obituary for the Affordable Care Act, saying, as he has before, that there’s …

Health Care

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

This week was has been <i>rough</i> on us Wonkers. But spare a thought for the brave men and women in the White House, fighting the good fight against the …

Donald Trump

Let’s Watch Elizabeth Warren Punch Treasury Secretary In The Face (With Words!)

Let’s all enjoy some video of Elizabeth Warren firmly but politely taking apart Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin before the Senate Banking Committee …

Donald Trump

Turkish Pres Erdogan Sat In His Mercedes, Ordered Goons To Attack Americans. In America.

It was horrifying to watch Turkish President Recep Erdogan’s personal bodyguards attack Americans Tuesday afternoon, on American soil, sending nine …

Donald Trump

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

This may come as a shock to you, but there are other crises going on in the world that don’t necessarily involve Trump and Russia (at least not in …

Paul Manafort

Iowa Defunds Planned Parenthood, Four Clinics Close. Happy Friday!

Planned Parenthood announced on Wednesday that four of its clinics in Iowa will close, thanks to legislation passed in March that prevents clinics …

Health Care

We’ve Seen Trump’s Education Budget, And We’re Really Gonna Miss Public Schools

And the Parade of Terrible from the Trump administration continues lurching forward: The Washington Post has seen a draft budget proposal for the …

Education

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Moments after Donald Trump and a YOOGE retinue of courtiers were wheels up on their Very Bigly Middle East Vacation, near-simultaneous scoops arrived …

Donald Trump

And Now We Dance!

Well today’s twin scoops from the New York Times and the Washington Post were a long time coming, but now that they’re here, let’s assume we can …

New York Times

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today.<p>Congress people don’t want to drop their own investigations in …

Donald Trump

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

It was the last golden moments of the Trump Administration BM (Before Mueller). After Vanky smashed his phone Tuesday night, she gave him a couple of …

Donald Trump

Mike Flynn Trump ISIS Turkey Trump Grand Jury Trump More Secret Russia Meetings … And Trump!

Last night, at the Reporters’ Witching Hour of 6 p.m. Eastern, came the bombshell Trump-Russia stories we’ve come to expect at that time of the …

Donald Trump

Roger Ailes In Hell Now, Complaining The Broads There Have Ugly Legs

Rightwing political operative and Fox News founder Roger Ailes died today at the age of 77, according to a statement from Fox News which included no …

Roger Ailes

Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

The announcement only moments ago that the Trump Justice Department would appoint a special prosecutor to look into the question of Russian collusion …

Donald Trump

Red Pill Founder Takes The ‘Not Gonna Be A New Hampshire State Rep’ Pill

New Hampshire state Rep. Robert Fisher resigned on Wednesday, a mere few hours after a House committee voted to not hold the fact that he created one …

Women's Health

FBI Director Joe Lieberman? No, We Can’t Possibly Drink That Much

Donald Trump is interviewing four possible candidates to replace James Comey as FBI director, and among them is Joe Lieberman, the former Democrat …

Donald Trump