President Donald Trump again called for national unity on Wednesday night and said he had toned down his rhetoric, hours after suspicious packages with potential explosive devices were found to have been
Two new books explore what unbelievers actually believe. Daniel Seeger was twenty-one when he wrote to his local draft board to say, “I have concluded that war, from the practical standpoint, is futile
It doesn't take much effort. When you have depression, there are few things more frustrating than someone telling you to 'have a cup of tea' or to 'have a hot bath' so that everything will feel better.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump, Jr., has taken a DNA test that reveals that he is “fifty-per-cent idiot,” Trump confirmed on Tuesday. Speaking to reporters at a press conference in Trump Trump
New York’s empty storefronts are a dark omen for the future of cities. These days, walking through parts of Manhattan feels like occupying two worlds at the same time. In a theoretical universe, you are
Three sisters drifted apart after a tough childhood. A nudist club brought them back together. To visit the Avatan Nudist Club in East Bethel, Minnesota, about 30 miles north of Minneapolis, you drive
When someone asks you a question, it helps to know specifically what is being asked. For example, if someone asks you, “have you boofed yet,” don’t answer unless you know exactly what that person means
The Witch will get you good and ready for Halloween. Horror films love to update classic monsters. Blood sucking vampires become emo hunks, cackling witches become sassy teens, stumbling zombies learn
The monsters are always more frightening when you know they could be real. There's something a little more comforting about a horror movie when you know it could never happen. A Quiet Place is jarring,
The subject of the Ford-Kavanaugh hearings was dignity. Christine Blasey Ford detailed an assault on her dignity that has haunted her for most of her life. (“Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter,”
It disproportionately affects women. "It's not something I have, it's something I am." That's how Rebecca Bunch, a character on the CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, played by Rachel Bloom, described herself being
true World leaders laughed Tuesday after President Donald Trump said in a speech to the United Nations General Assembly that his administration had accomplished more than any other in American history.
They didn’t take the president’s bragging very seriously. One of President Trump’s favorite attacks on his political opponents is to say that the world is “laughing” at the United States. But on Tuesday,
Donald Trump questions why Brett Kavanaugh's accuser didn't call the FBI after alleged assault - CNNPolitics
Washington (CNN) — President Donald Trump deviated from his previously measured comments about the woman who has accused his Supreme Court pick Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault when he questioned Thursday