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Whale Almost Swallows Diver By Accident (VIDEO)

When Rainer Schimpf was diving off the coast of Port Elizabeth, South Africa, to watch the annual sardine run, he came across an unexpected visitor -- a 50-foot-long, 40-ton Bryde's whale.<p>The sardine run attracts a variety of predators, including sharks and birds, but Schimpf was not prepared for …

"Melting Man' Mannan Mondal Searches For Answers

For 50 years, Mannan Mondal has lived with a strange condition that makes it look as if his face is melting.<p>Mondal is known across India as the "melting man," because of the large lumps sagging from his face. He is also missing an eye socket, an ear and most of his teeth.<p>Despite his medical …

Party Like a Caveman at This Cave Nightclub in Cuba

Disco Ayala, in Trinidad, Cuba, is not your average party destination. It’s located on the outskirts of town, in a natural cave that was once the …

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Strip Club Employee Takes Off Clothes, Masturbates In Jail: Cops

Her time behind bars was touch and go.<p>Lakeisha Johnson, a 29-year-old employee of strip club Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami, was suspected of stealing an iPad after Broward County deputies allegedly spotted her jumping fences behind homes in the Florida town early Monday morning.<p>Deputies say when they …

Key Gets Stuck Inside Woman In 'Sex Sent Me To The E.R.'

A Canadian couple's kinky role-play session ended with a woman being taken to the hospital with handcuff keys got stuck inside her.<p>The couple, identified only as Jason and Michelle, were in Van Nuys, California, when they decided to role play that she was a beautiful princess and he was a …

Teens Get Criminal Charges After Food Fight On 'Taco Day': Cops

WSMV Channel 4<p>The only real crime here is a waste of tacos.<p>High school students in Lebanon, Tennessee are facing criminal charges after a food fight they allegedly started in their cafeteria on "Taco Day," the Lebanon Democrat reported.<p>"We all stood up and said 'food fight!' And just started …

See The Selfie That Got Two Phone Thieves Nabbed

#DumbSelfie.<p>Two alleged iPhone thieves were arrested in New York over the weekend after they sent a grinning selfie to the cell phone owner's mom, PIX 11 confirms. Khayyam Alexander, 16 (seen below on the left), and Fehti Nekrouf, 18, swiped a 14-year-old boy's phone at a music venue on April 17 in …

Woman Struck By Flying Buzzsaw Blade While Walking In Manhattan

A woman was hit by a flying, three-foot buzzsaw blade while walking past a construction site in midtown Manhattan Tuesday.<p>NBC New York reports the buzzsaw's blade broke off from the tool and then traveled nearly 100 feet in the air before slicing her leg.<p>The construction crew was working to fix a …

Donald Sterling Saga Immortalized In Porn Parody

If you thought the scandal between Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling and his estranged girlfriend V. Stiviano couldn't get sleazier, guess again.<p>Now the conflicts between Sterling and Stiviano have been turned into a scene for CuckoldSessions.com, a porn website specializing in videos …

6 Hilarious PornHub Ads, In Case You Needed A Reminder To Masturbate

These sexy, safe-for-work porn ads make us wish we were working from home today. You know, to uh, investigate the product further.<p>Popular porn paradise, PornHub, reached out to porn enthusiasts everywhere in March, challenging them to create the best safe for work advertisement. The winner will not …

Real Life Transformer Shocks Pedestrians By Actually Transforming

It may just look like a giant remote control car, but you'd be mistaken.<p>While traveling in downtown Indianapolis, The Huffington Post's senior science editor David Freeman stumbled across what can only be described as a real life transformer.<p>The talented street performer has not only perfected …

Cocaine Balloon Bursts In Pilot's Stomach: Cops

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player<p>The flight may have landed, but this suspect was just starting to get high.<p>A Texas pilot booked himself a direct trip to the hospital when a balloon of smuggled cocaine burst in his stomach, according to authorities.<p>Stanley Rafael Hill, 49, …

Stupid Criminal of the Week Stages Fake Burglary

Mondays are the pits for many people, because this day starts their work week. Dwayne Yeager was no exception; so badly did he want to avoid going in to the job on Monday, that he did something really dumb to get out of it.<p>That’s because, according to deputies, his wife didn’t want him to miss work …

Doctor Places Bolt Cutters On Man's Penis

You've heard of nuts and bolts but what about this combo: a penis and bolt cutter?<p>Emergency room physician Dr. Leonard Herman had to use that tool to save a man's, uh, tool from possible gangrene.<p>"The patient had a steel ring around his genitals," Herman said. "If we don't get the ring off, …

'Freakshow' Star Morgue Attempts Life-threatening Sword Swallowing Stunt

As if sword swallowing wasn't challenging enough, try having someone attack the blade with a whip.<p>That was the extremely dangerous idea behind a crazy stunt attempted by Venice Beach Freakshow stars Morgue and Asia Ray.<p>In the life-threatening performance, Morgue gobbles a blade that has a board …

You Can Own The Banshee From Grand Theft Auto For Only $170,000

If you see this bad ass sports car stopped at an intersection, you may open the door, punch its driver in the face, steal it and then crash it into the nearest building — as long as you're playing Grand Theft Auto.<p>A real-life, one-of-a-kind Banshee Bravado, made famous by the GTA series, is listed …

Vegas Dancer Accidentally Pees On Bro, Maybe (VIDEO)

It's always a party when urine Vegas, man!<p>We absolutely hate it when we get peed on while positioned below a dancer in Las Vegas. Sadly, these things happen, and one bro on Fremont Street was an unsuspecting victim of Dance Move Number One.<p>Or was he?<p>At the 12-second mark of the video above, the …

High School Senior Banned From Marching Due To Giant Penis (PHOTO)

Looks like there's a "snake" in the grass.<p>A student at Nature Coast Technical High School in Brooksville, Florida was banned from marching in his graduation ceremony Thursday after etching an enormous penis on the school's football field, the Tampa Bay Times reported.<p>Officials first noticed the …

Grown Man Scared So Badly By Prank He Faints, Cries (VIDEO)

If you laugh at this prank, you're as terrible as we are, but not as terrible as the dudes who reduced this poor man to tears.<p>In a video uploaded Sunday to Youtube, an ongoing prank war between friends escalated to a whole new level of uncomfortable hilarity.<p>Without giving it away, our poor hero …

There's A Marijuana Coffee That Really Lets You 'Wake And Bake'

Your morning joe just got a little more Mary Jane.<p>Marijuana coffee is coming to the state of Washington, and the product is promising consumers a caffeinated buzz. The cold-brewed cannibis-infused coffee, called Legal, is expected to hit the market in early July, product developer Adam Stites told …

Plane Almost Lands On Sunbather In Germany (VIDEO)

A sunbather on a German beach had a close call, but it wasn't with an errant volleyball, strong currents, broken glass or any of the other usual seaside hazards.<p>It was with an airplane.<p>The beach at Heligoland is located next to a small airport, and a Piper PA-28-181 Archer II airplane came in way …

Tattoo Artist Removes Needle From His Insides 40 Years Later

If you're a do-it-yourself tattoo artist, you must accept the fact that you're going to lose a needle or two inside your body.<p>At least, that was the case for Ulf Bergstrom who, in the 1970s, lost a needle in his arm. A few days ago -- 40 years after the incident -- Bergstrom found and removed the …

Man Borrows Friend's Sex Doll To Sell Old Car On eBay

People don't usually share sex dolls. But this isn't an average case of doll-swapping.<p>A seller on eBay in the U.K. used a mannequin that looks like a sex doll to advertise his old car. The doll, which he calls Sandy, was borrowed from a friend who also uses the figure for advertising purposes.<p>The …

Don't Look Now But There's A GIANT MURDEROUS SPIDER In Your Headlight

Nowhere is safe.<p>First, the spiders made their way into our ear canals, and the Internet was nervous. Then, deadly spiders made their way into our bananas, and the Internet freaked out. NOW THE SPIDERS HAVE GROWN TO THE SIZE OF OUR HEADS AND ARE HIDING IN OUR CAR HEADLIGHTS -- IT'S TIME TO BURN IT …

World Naked Bike Ride Arouses Strong Reactions From Portland Residents

Portland is a city that celebrates the unusual and the bizarre, but apparently not the unclothed.<p>On June 7, the city hosts the World Naked Bike Ride starting at 10 p.m., where, as the name states, bikers ride the streets wearing nothing but helmets and shoes.<p>Rides will take place in more than 74 …

Plea Deal For Teen Who Attacked Boy After Sex On School Bus

A high school student accused of elbowing the groin of a 13-year-old boy who laughed at the bodily noises she made while having sex on a school bus has pleaded guilty to harassment.<p>The student, an 18-year-old woman whose name has not been released, appeared in a court in Armstrong County, …

Bottles Of Snakes Found In A Waikiki Library Dumpster

You never know what you’re going to find in a Waikiki dumpster. Sometime last week, somebody tucked four bottles of wine containing dead cobras, geckos and seahorses into one at the Waikiki-Kapahulu Public Library, where a custodian found them under stacks of old bus routes.<p>“As soon as [the …

Man's Penis Mistaken For Bag Of Vegetables: Cops

A Florida man is accused of covering his exposed penis with a plastic bag and rubbing against an unsuspecting woman at a farmer's market.<p>Luis Gonzaga, 77, was arrested Wednesday at the Volusia County Fairgrounds in Volusia County, Florida, the Orlando Sentinel reports.<p>A witness told police that …