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Man's Penis Mistaken For Bag Of Vegetables: Cops

A Florida man is accused of covering his exposed penis with a plastic bag and rubbing against an unsuspecting woman at a farmer's market.<p>Luis Gonzaga, 77, was arrested Wednesday at the Volusia County Fairgrounds in Volusia County, Florida, the Orlando Sentinel reports.<p>A witness told police that …

8 Quirky Spots Where You're Free To Be You And Me

Just like Austin, TX, there are a few places around the globe that are decidedly weird and off-beat. If you're into that sort of thing (you know, eccentric art and a few ex-hippies wandering about) then we've got a groovy checklist for you:<p><b>1. Homer, Alaska</b><p>Way back when, the <i>New York Times</i> called …

The 35 Most Amazing National Parks on Earth

What's the quickest way to realize how truly amazing our planet is? Simple: Visit the world's greatest national parks. We're thankful that governments around the world have set aside these amazing tracts of pristine wilderness, and with the help of the tips and photos from over 1 million travelers …

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Man Calls 911 After Wife Throws Out His Beer

Bad look, Bueno Mir.<p>Carlos Bueno Mir of West Palm Beach, was arrested after allegedly making repeated false 911 calls on Sunday.<p>Palm Beach County deputies responded to an anonymous emergency call and found an allegedly intoxicated Bueno Mir at his house. Cops said the 49-year-old man told them his …

Plane Almost Lands On Sunbather In Germany (VIDEO)

A sunbather on a German beach had a close call, but it wasn't with an errant volleyball, strong currents, broken glass or any of the other usual seaside hazards.<p>It was with an airplane.<p>The beach at Heligoland is located next to a small airport, and a Piper PA-28-181 Archer II airplane came in way …

Here's a New 'Godzilla' Trailer, Starring Beyoncé

We all know Queen Bey rules the world. But in this wonderful bit of editing, she's destroying it.<p>"I tried to warn people about what's already happening in the world. Right now, things are so serious," explains Madonna. We then see footage ripped from the trailer for the 2014 megahit "Godzilla" …

Woman Threatens To 'Shoot Everyone' Over Stale Cinnabon: Cops

She's got a Cinna-bone to pick with Burger King.<p>A South Carolina woman was arrested in a Charleston Burger King on Tuesday after police say she threatened to "shoot down the place" because she was served a stale Cinnabon roll, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.<p>Andrea Ann …

This Handwritten Note Might Be Worth $10,000

But is it the genuine article?<p>A user's silly auction of a handwritten note containing only the word, "The" on eBay Australia has attracted at least 44 bids, with the top bid at time of writing a whopping $10,099 AUD (that's about $9,320 in U.S. dollars).<p>According to eBay, the auction began on May …

Deer Falls From Sky, Smashes Mom's Car

Oh my goodness! The deers are falling!<p>A deer seemingly fell from the sky onto a Chicago highway, nearly crushing a mother and her four children, police say. Heidi Conner was driving at more than 70 mph on westbound Interstate 90 when the animal suddenly obliterated her windshield.<p>"If it had been …

How extreme isolation warps the mind

When people are isolated from human contact, their mind can do some truly bizarre things, says Michael Bond. Why does this happen?<p>Sarah Shourd’s mind began to slip after about two months into her incarceration. She heard phantom footsteps and flashing lights, and spent most of her day crouched on …

Psychology

Video Footage Shows Woman Growl, Attack Man On Train

Well this goes bad in a big hurry.<p>A video that surfaced recently on comedy website Break.com shows a woman on a train go from looking calmly through her purse, to snarling like a demon, to attacking the man sitting next to her.<p>It's not clear from the footage, which was filmed in Edmonton, Canada, …

Kindhearted Artist Turns Trash into Tiny Mobile Homes for the Homeless

Gregory Kloehn is an artist who uses his skills for a really worthy cause – building homes for the homeless. Making use of recycled and reclaimed …

Golf Is So Boring That These Announcers Would Rather Watch A Turtle

Fact: The only thing that moves slower than a turtle is golf.<p>So it makes perfect sense that announcers for the 2014 PGA decided to focus their attention on a soft-shelled turtle prepping for a dive. It was the most exciting thing to happen the entire tournament.<p>During the 16th hole, the turtle had …

Man suspected of stealing toilet tank from Seattle restaurant | Reuters

(Reuters) - Seattle police are looking for a man suspected of stealing the toilet tank from a restaurant bathroom as workers at a Subway sandwich franchise prepared his family’s meal, police said on Monday.<p>The man went to the Subway shop in West Seattle with his family on Sunday evening. After …

Get Out Of That Tree, Goats!

Goats in trees. We love them. You love them.<p>Why are they there? When On Earth has an answer:<p>Found in the small village of Tamri in Morocco, these goats climb Argan trees in search for food. Argan berries are about the best food a Tamri goat could imagine, and to reach the fruit requires them to be …

Brain Implants Could Give People Perfect Memories And Night Vision

Soon, they could give people super senses and radically improved memory and focus.<p>"Brain implants today are where laser eye surgery was several decades ago," write Gary Marcus, an NYU professor of psychology, and Christof Koch, chief scientific officer of the Allen Institute for Brain Science in …

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Pornhub Marks Arbor Day by Planting a Tree for Every 100 Big-Wood Videos Watched

This Arbor Day season, Pornhub has found a new way to celebrate its commitment to giving America wood.<p>The adult site says it will plant a tree for …

Giant Chinese 3D printer builds 10 houses in just 1 day (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

A private company located in eastern China has printed ten full-size houses using a huge 3D printer in the space of a day. The process utilizes …

How faecal transplantation is gaining credibility

Many find the idea of faecal, or poo transplants disgusting. However a growing body of evidence suggests this could be a lifesaver, as Bryn Nelson reports.<p>This is how far a mother will go.<p>Your daughter has been sick for more than four years with a severe autoimmune disease that has left her colon …

Medicine

Hot Docs 2014: 'I Am Big Bird' Review

Hot Docs<p>Everyone has looked at Big Bird at some point in their lives and wondered what, or who, makes that oversized, yellow-feathered Muppet work. Now's your chance to meet him, in "I Am Big Bird." For 43 years, Carol Spinney has been climbing into a bird outfit and brightening the day of children …

Nevada rancher defends remarks, loses supporters

LAS VEGAS (AP) — A Nevada rancher who became a conservative folk hero for standing up to the government in a fight over grazing rights lost some of …

15 Movies You Should See This Summer

Come May, three highly anticipated movies will make their way into theaters.<p>Past the web-slinging, transforming, and roaring monsters and superheroes are a few films you may not have heard of with talent ranging from Scarlett Johansson to the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman.<p>We've gone through more …

The NYPD Promoted Itself On Twitter, And Twitter Filled Up With These Images Of Police Brutality

The New York Police Department sought to generate some goodwill on Twitter yesterday by inviting users to tweet their photos with New York City police members alongside the hashtag #myNYPD.<p>But instead of posting images of friendly uniformed men and women protecting the community, critics of the …

What are South Africa’s best climbing spots?

<i>A:</i><p>In the days following Nelson Mandela’s death, journalists reminded us of Mandela’s love of sport—of his pre-jail foray into amateur boxing and his shrewd use of athletics to unite post-apartheid South Africa.<p>Lesser known but no less impactful was Mandela’s passion for outdoor recreation and …

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How to Run a Portable Version of Windows from a USB Drive

Ever wanted a copy of Windows you can take with you wherever you go, to use on any computer you want? It's possible: here's how to install a portable …

All Videogames Are a Joke

But only some, like the recently released Jazzpunk, acknowledge their medium's inherent ridiculousness.<p>On some fundamental level, all videogames are comical. <i>Dark Souls II</i>’s stats screen—overflowing with cryptic emblems and sly description—is comic in its excess. <i>Call of Duty</i>’s AI—shooting a …