Abortion The Abortion Bans Sweeping the Country Make Billie Eilish's 'Ears Fucking Steam'Jezebel - Lauren Evans Billie Eilish is pretty much as livid about the Great American Dismantling of reproductive rights as you and I are, telling Variety at the ASCAP Pop …
Colin Jost Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost Are Getting MarriedJezebel - Lauren Evans Two years after Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost were first seen face-locking at an SNL after-party, the two are officially engaged. Love is real! If …
Show All Men and Multimillion-Dollar Shows Must Die: A Game of Thrones Open ThreadJezebel - Julianne Escobedo Shepherd It’s the end. Here’s a space for all your feelings and thoughts and rants, though I will ban anyone for invoking Lost, cause you already know what it …
Walking He's WalkingJezebel - Lauren Evans It feels like just yesterday that Prince Louis was snoozing through his first baptism in an impossibly lacy frock. Just a short year later, he’s …
Bedbugs Dinosaurs Had Bedbugs TooJezebel - Emily Alford 100 million years ago, the T-Rex may very well have been scratching its gross red bites with its weird little arms, desperately attempting to keep …
Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Pressing Charges Against the Guy Who Dropkicked HimJezebel - Emily Alford On May 18, while Arnold Schwarzenegger made an appearance at a sports event for schoolchildren in South Africa, a man ran out of the crowd and …
Rihanna What Are Rihanna and Jeremy O. Harris Doing Tomorrow?Jezebel - Emily Alford This month Rihanna has announced plans to collect all our paychecks with her new fashion line, is rumored to be getting her body ready for a mini-Ri, …
Elizabeth Olsen Elizabeth Olsen Could Have Been the Mother of DragonsJezebel - Emily Alford Elizabeth Olsen is one of the top three best Olsens, and in a different timeline, she could have played another blonde who, until recently, ranked …
Play buttonLeslie Jones Leslie Jones On Abortion Bans: 'You Can't Make Me Small or Put Me in a Box'Jezebel - Emily Alford Last night was Saturday Night Live’s season finale, and Leslie Jones appeared on the last “Weekend Update” of the season in a full handmaid’s outfit …
Gender Reveal Saturday Night Social: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, Sloth EditionJezebel - Emily Alford A sloth going by the name Chalupa has given birth at a Colorado Springs Zoo after failing to inform zookeepers that she had been fucking. Zookeepers …
Uber Uber Will Now Offer the Option to Mute Your DriverJezebel - Emily Alford I recently had a rideshare driver ask if I was on my way “to party” at 5 pm on a Wednesday. When I muttered that I was not, he took that as an …
Queer Eye The Original Queer Eye Stars Worried They Would Have to Come Back for the RebootJezebel - Emily Alford The original cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy has done pretty well for themselves in the sixteen years since the show first aired. They’re now …
Missouri Missouri Lawmaker Apologizes for Suggesting There Is Such a Thing as 'Consensual Rape'Jezebel - Emily Alford Republican legislator Barry Hovis is sorry mistakenly suggesting that some rape is consensual while explaining that eight weeks is plenty of time to …
Kim Kardashian Say Hello to Psalm WestJezebel - Emily Alford Kim Kardashian West has introduced her fourth child to the TL and revealed that the boy shall be called Psalm. No one asked me, but I like it! Psalm, …
Trump Administration Trump Wants His Beautiful Border Wall to Resemble the Gate of MordorJezebel - Frida Garza • Trump cannot stop obsessing over the construction of a border wall along the U.S.-Mexico border, and while he made a concession with building …
The Petty Way You Betrayed a FriendJezebel - Maria Sherman This week, YouTuber drama grew so large and so petty, it finally inched its perfectly FaceTuned mug into real celebrity tabloid headlines. Beauty …
Play buttonCharli XCX Dionne Warwick and Krayzie Bone Make Beautiful Music TogetherJezebel - Maria Sherman It sure is: Halsey, “Nightmare” - Uh, Halsey is the Paul Revere of the impending nu-metal revival. Who knew? Stylistically, “Nightmare” is her take on …
Play buttonBathtubs Best Places to Cry, RankedJezebel - Frida Garza For just under $200, you can rent a room in Philadelphia for approximately three, one-hour slots a month. In this room, you are free to do nothing; …
Lavish, Aspirational, And Totally FakeJezebel - Maria Sherman Last month, 28-year-old veteran YouTuber Gabbie Hanna did what most Influencers tend to do in April—she went to Coachella and documented her …
Meghan McCain This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Groundhog Eulogies, and Her FatherJezebel - Lisa Fischer Meghan McCain knows how she was conceived, or she told Howard Stern as much during a week where the national assault on reproductive rights dominated …
Tony Robbins Motivational Speaker Tony Robbins Accused of Verbal Abuse and Sexual MisconductJezebel - Prachi Gupta Tony Robbins, a motivational speaker who is famous from infomercials, books, and self-help seminars, has been accused verbal abuse and making …
Sexual Health Trump's Global Gag Rule Is Already Closing Clinics WorldwideJezebel - Esther Wang Donald Trump’s reinstatement of the anti-abortion global gag rule, which bars non-governmental organizations that provide abortions or even talk …
Social Work Please Look at King Edward VII's Custom-Made Sex ChairJezebel - Kelly Faircloth The Victorians have been notoriously stereotyped as a staid bunch. Feast your eyes upon a magnificent piece of evidence to the contrary: a replica of …
Play buttonEd Sheeran Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber Desperately Want to Be MemesJezebel - Frida Garza Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber are vying for the song of the summer with a new single about... social anxiety? The premise of their new music video for …
The Royal Fantasy of Mothering Without ScarcityJezebel - Kelly Faircloth Once again the Windsors have welcomed a baby—and nobody is more excited to celebrate than American magazines. Royal coverage has long been a pillar of …
Busy Philipps Busy Phillipps's Farewell Roast Could've Used More RoastingJezebel - Frida Garza Busy Philipps’s late-night show is coming to an end after just one season. On Thursday night, Philipps said goodbye to Busy Tonight with the help of …
Arrested Development JoJo Siwa Explains Why She Dresses Like a 5-Year-OldJezebel - Ashley Reese Teen mogul and future overlord JoJo Siwa wants everyone to know that she actually loves dressing like a Lisa Frank/Gem/competitive cheerleader …
Abortion Warren and Gillibrand Propose Protecting Abortion by Federal LawJezebel - Prachi Gupta This week, Alabama Republicans ushered in the most oppressive, punitive anti-abortion legislation in decades, accelerating a years-long effort to …
A Guide to All the Best, Worst and Hmm-Est 2019 TV PilotsJezebel - Clover Hope Television networks previewed their funnest and stupidest pilots for media and advertisers this week, as part of annual Upfronts season. Some of …
Charities There Is No Safe Way to Kiss a CowJezebel - Emily Alford The Austrian government has released a statement warning that the “Cow Kiss Challenge” is probably not safe and definitely gross. On May 15, a Swiss …
