Dress Codes Parents of Public School Kids Do Not Need a Dress CodeJezebel - Emily Alford A public school in Houston, TX has rolled out a dress code for parents that is every bit as racist and gendered as the words “dress code” usually …
UFOs The Navy Has No Idea What Is Going on With These UFOsJezebel - Emily Alford Naval officers keep seeing what they call “unexplained aerial phenomena,” more commonly known to regular folk as UFOs. And now the Navy is officially …
Britney Spears Britney Spears Has Left the Mental Health FacilityJezebel - Emily Alford Britney Spears has checked out of the mental health facility where she spent a month focusing on her mental health while coping with her father’s …
Joe Biden Joe Biden Called Anita Hill to Apologize 27 Years Too LateJezebel - Esther Wang I’m tired. Relatedly, I did not have any Diet Dr. Pepper today. Joe Biden, who officially announced his presidential run today, called Anita Hill …
Olivia Munn Just Let People Do Their JobsJezebel - Diana Moskovitz Lately, I have started every single draft of every single blog with some version of the same first sentence: I am very tired. I am very tired of …
Maternal Mortality Elizabeth Warren Rolls Out Proposal to Reduce Maternal MortalityJezebel - Prachi Gupta After revealing ambitious policy proposals for affordable child care and student loan forgiveness, Elizabeth Warren has unveiled a proposal …
Real Housewives What Are These Real Housewives of Potomac Taglines?Jezebel - Clover Hope Against all odds, The Real Housewives of Potomac franchise went from mildly interesting to excellent over three seasons, in large part due to my queen …
Mason Ramsey I Am Mesmerized by This Video of the Yodeling Walmart Kid Floating Away On an Inflatable HorseJezebel - Ashley Reese On Wednesday, the Yodeling Walmart Kid, who is sometimes called Mason Ramsey, crowd surfed on an inflatable horse during a sold out concert in …
Cardi B Cardi B Can't Help That She's Popular, Okurrr?Jezebel - Lisa Fischer Cardi B may not be the Thomas Edison of the term “Okurrr,” but there’s no denying that it’s become an integral part of her brand. As her star …
Indiana Indiana Strikes a Blow to the Heart of Abortion AccessJezebel - Prachi Gupta Indiana, the state that gifted America its current Mother Boy, now has two new anti-abortion laws on its books: Come July, the state will ban the …
MTV The Demands of Positive Celebrity CoverageJezebel - Rich Juzwiak It’s been a rough week to be a star, and a rough week to be someone who listens to what stars have to say. At least, that’s what social media tells …
Catherine Pugh Baltimore's Mayor Allegedly Funneled Money Through Healthy Holly, a Self-Published Children's SeriesJezebel - Frida Garza Since April 1, Baltimore mayor Catherine Pugh has been on an indefinite leave of absence due to “health” reasons, according to the Baltimore Sun. But …
Monarchy The Monarchy Is a FictionJezebel - Kelly Faircloth The British tabloids are mad. They are mad because Meghan and Harry have drawn a set of firm boundaries around the birth of their child: They won’t …
Rami Malek Rami Malek's Characteristic Creepiness Will Make Him the Perfect Bond VillainJezebel - Maria Sherman According to NBC News, Bohemian Rhapsody’s Rami Malek will star in the next James Bond movie, currently operating under the title Bond 25, as the …
Warner Bros The Next Prince Vault Release Looks Extremely SpecialJezebel - Rich Juzwiak Some (potentially) good news (with a laundry list of caveats below): Originals, a 15-song compilation of early recordings of songs Prince wrote and …
Joe Biden The Long Shadow of Joe Biden's Legacy on Violence Against WomenJezebel - Diana Moskovitz The video, like so many videos ostensibly talking about how to save the world, begins with two white men in crisp white shirts and ties. One of the …
Britney Spears Breaking: Miley Cyrus Is 'Literally Freakishly Obsessed' With Her Hot Husband Liam HemsworthJezebel - Maria Sherman Just because it’s on Instagram doesn’t mean it isn’t real love. It just happens to be the best of both worlds. On Wednesday, Miley Cyrus decided to let …
A Star is Born Bradley Cooper Can't Let Go of A Star Is BornJezebel - Hazel Cills There could be a hundred people in a room... and I think a hundred of them would tell Bradley Cooper to please let go of A Star Is Born. Cooper went on …
Snoop Dogg Mathew Knowles Is Planning a Destiny's Child MusicalJezebel - Emily Alford Ever wondered what Destiny’s Child’s meteoric rise was like... for Beyoncé’s dad, Mathew Knowles? Well, he’s about to spill it. Knowles, the group’s …
Play buttonJoe Biden Well, Joe Biden Is Officially Running for PresidentJezebel - Katie McDonough Joe Biden is officially in the 2020 presidential race. We knew this was coming and here it is.
Netflix All Your Favorite Shows Are Probably Leaving NetflixJezebel - Emily Alford Now that Disney and NBCUniversal are getting into the streaming business, the rerun you’re probably half-watching right now while you second screen …
R. Kelly R. Kelly Didn't Show Up to Court, Lost Lawsuit Alleging Sexual Abuse of an Underage GirlJezebel - Emily Alford R. Kelly failed to show up to a Cook County Circuit Court to respond to allegations concerning the sexual abuse of an underage girl in the late 1990s …
Martha Stewart Martha Stewart Doesn't Know Who Chip and Joanna Gaines AreJezebel - Emily Alford I once saw Rosanna Arquette at a movie premiere and hid when a mutual acquaintance offered to make introductions because I felt there were no ideas in …
Pete Buttigieg Gwyneth Is All in for Buttigieg!Jezebel - Ashley Reese Where’s my Buttigieg-themed vagina steamer? Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today: Pete Buttigieg is officially Hollywood’s 2020 candidate of …
Kamala Harris What Do Democrats Actually Mean by 'Criminal Justice Reform'?Jezebel - Ashley Reese During a CNN Town Hall earlier this week, Senator Kamala Harris was asked if people in prison should have the right to vote. Harris responded that, …
Title IX Vindictive Lobbyist Writes Title IX Laws That Could Exonerate His SonJezebel - Molly Osberg If you’re a politically powerful person in America, there are a number of levers you can pull to help your disappointment of a kid stumble through …
Beyoncé Before You Let Go, Can You Cover These Classics, Beyoncé?Jezebel - Megan Reynolds The star of Beyoncé’s Netflix special and accompanying live album, Homecoming, is, of course, Beyoncé. The fifth star—after her Balenciaga boots, both …
Japan Japan's New Poop Museum, Shockingly, Looks Dope as HellJezebel - Frida Garza Who knew that you could make one of the body’s least attractive functions look adorable? A new museum in Yokohama, Japan, about 25 miles south of …
Avocado Toast TheSkimm Is Quietly Building a Terrifying EmpireJezebel - Prachi Gupta The Skimm, the easy breezy newsletter for women who like their world politics in the tone of a shampoo commercial, is rapidly expanding into a …
This Week In Tabloids: Kris Jenner Is Further Proof That the Illuminati Are Capitalists!Jezebel - Joan Summers Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers is recovering from the worst food poisoning experience of her life over the …
