It Was Truly Difficult to Choose the Dumbest Parts of Scott Lloyd's Semi-Autobiographical Anti-Abortion NovelJezebel - Esther Wang Scott Lloyd, whom you may remember as the anti-abortion ideologue who was so breathtaking bad at his job as head of the Office of Refugee …
Instagram Instagram Wants to Make It Harder to Be an InfluencerJezebel - Frida Garza Instagram can’t make up its mind about influencers.It’s in the company’s best interest for users to keep sharing content on the app, but it’s unclear …
Gentleman Jack's Sally Wainwright and Suranne Jones on Costume Dramas and Anne Lister's DiariesJezebel - Kelly Faircloth It’s the plot of innumerable Regency romances: Somebody with big ambitions and insufficient fortunes decides their best move is hustling an heiress …
Kidnapping 2 Middle School Girls Arrested in Plot to Kill ClassmatesJezebel - Prachi Gupta In a folder marked “Project 11/9,” two girls at Avon Middle School in Florida allegedly plotted how they would kidnap, murder, and dispose of their …
Museums The New Museum's Union Resistance Contradicts Its Radical InceptionJezebel - Hazel Cills In the late 1970s, curator Marcia Tucker was fed up with a corporate attitude that pervaded New York art museums, even the Whitney where she worked. …
My Little Pony Ride On, Finnish Hobbyhorse GirlsJezebel - Hazel Cills Everybody knows a horse girl, who possesses such zeal for her long-haired animal companions that it can often border on obsession. A horse girl’s …
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Musical 'Be Best' Eggs, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a Cop Tennis Ball, and Other Scenes From the White House Easter Egg RollJezebel - Ashley Reese Monday morning marked the 141st White House Easter Egg Roll, and First Lady Melania Trump’s team wants us to know that she meticulously planned every …
Andrew Yang Andrew Yang Wants to Be America's First Ex-Goth PresidentJezebel - Ashley Reese When it comes to the fringe Democratic candidates of the 2020 election cycle, Andrew Yang might be one of the fringiest: the44-year-old startup type, …
Marie Kondo Do Not Ask Tim Gunn to Kondo AnythingJezebel - Hazel Cills Please don’t ask Tim Gunn to make it work, at least not Marie Kondo’s way. Page Six reports that Gunn, the calm, former mentor to sweating Project …
Abortion Shattering the 'Abortion Reversal' MythJezebel - Meera Shah The other day my patient asked me whether or not the abortion reversal pill was actually effective. She wasn’t asking because she wanted to reverse …
Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth Warren Wants to Get Rid of Your Student Loan DebtJezebel - Esther Wang Elizabeth Warren, as Clio Chang recently wrote at Jezebel, is “running as a candidate who says she can see the country clearly”—and more than any …
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Would 'Never' Pull an Aunt Becky and Use Her 'Privilege' to Get Her Kids Into CollegeJezebel - Maria Sherman As Lori Loughlin and her Italian designer hubby Mossimo Giannulli grow more and more stressed about their looming sentencing in the college admissions …
Jon Snow What's Probably Coming on Game of Thrones Is Going to Fuck Up My Little HeartJezebel - Katie McDonough The most recent episode of Game of Thrones was maybe the closest thing the series will ever have to a Christmas special. Everyone was back together, …
Gendry Arya Fucks, Deal With It!Jezebel - Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Last week, after Arya and Gendry reunited at Winterfell and started giving each other bedroom eyes, there was some resistance across social media to …
Lizzo All Hail Lizzo, Who Performed 'Juice' Without Music After Coachella Fucked Up Her SoundJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein Few artists deserve a ~moment~ as much as Lizzo, whose new album, Cuz I Love You, has been on repeat on my Spotify for the last 72 hours. She’s …
Wells Fargo Kate Smith's Racist Jingles Get Her Statue Booted From Outside Gritty's HouseJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein For the last 45 years, late singer Kate Smith has served as the Philadelphia Flyers’ good luck charm, having performed her famed rendition of “God …
Game of Thrones Well Shit, I Guess Let's Chat About That Episode of Game of ThronesJezebel - Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Perhaps we should decompress after the second episode of the last season, the calm behind the storm, or the boring chapter you speed-read through …
E.coli Very Fun Study Finds 1 in 3 Overseas Travelers Will Pick Up Drug-Resistant BacteriaJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein If the rising sea levels, catastrophic storms, and CGI brand ambassadors don’t kill us, there’s always the drug-resistant bacteria, which are now so …
Schadenfreude I Am a Bad Person Who Can't Stop Laughing at This Clip of Gavin DeGraw Falling on IceJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein I’m not sure what specific primal trigger makes pratfalls funny. According to some very science-y research, watching someone fall down, provided it’s …
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex Prince Harry and Meghan Markle May Be Moving to Africa?Jezebel - Lauren Evans Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have only recently settled in Frogmore Cottage, but now, various British outlets are reporting that they may have a …
Sherman Oaks Thirty Years Later, the Cast of Saved By the Bell Is Having a Great TimeJezebel - Lauren Evans The cast of Saved By the Bell got together for dinner to celebrate nearly 30 years since the show originally aired. And, uh, everyone looks …
George Zimmerman George Zimmerman Was Kicked Off Tinder, Will Hopefully Die AloneJezebel - Lauren Evans George Zimmerman, the man who was acquitted for killing unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in 2012, has been banned from Tinder after he was caught …
Lori Loughlin Life Inside the Loughlin-Giannulli House Seems a Tad Strained NowJezebel - Lauren Evans Sometimes, being high-profile members of a widespread bribery ring can help bring two people closer together. But sometimes, it can tear them apart. …
Marijuana Saturday Night Social: Ben & Jerry's Wants White People to Check Their 4/20 PrivilegeJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein Today is 4/20, a day to joyously celebrate the consumption of marijuana and tasty snack foods. But it is also a good day to reflect on how the legal …
Missouri A Pregnant Woman in Missouri Spent 39 Days in Jail for Refusing to Make Her Kids Take a Paternity TestJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein A woman in St. Louis County has filed a lawsuit alleging her civil rights were violated when, after being arrested for refusing a court-ordered …
Brooklyn, NY Brooklyn Judge Tosses Anti-Vaxxer Parents' Lawsuit Against NYC's Health DepartmentJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein A Brooklyn judge has tossed a lawsuit alleging New York City’s health department violated anti-vaxxer parents’ civil rights by mandating vaccinations …
Bees Bees Is Risen!Jezebel - Rebecca Fishbein The fire that devastated Notre Dame earlier this week destroyed about two-thirds of its roof, yet somehow it seems the 180,000 bees living on a …
Michelle Williams I'm Sorry to Report That Adele and Michelle Williams Are Both Single NowJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein This is a dark day for heartwarming celebrity relationships. According to People, Michelle Williams has split with Phil Elverum, of The Microphones and …
Russell Simmons Jane Doe Accuser in Russell Simmons Case Will Not Have to Pay Him $10 MillionJezebel - Emily Alford Russell Simmons’s request that the woman who accused him of rape pay $10 million in sanctions has been denied by a judge and the lawsuit against …
Rashida Tlaib Man Arrested For Threatening to Kill Reps. Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Other DemocratsJezebel - Ashley Reese Good Friday not that great. Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today: A Florida man was arrested today after allegedly leaving threatening voice …
