Play buttonParis Hilton Where Are All the Butts in Paris Hilton's 'Best Friend's Ass' Video?Jezebel - Emily Alford The video for Dimitri Vegas, Like Mike, and DJ Paris Hilton’s serviceable new club song “Best Friend’s Ass” has a lot of pop culture references, a …
Aldi Great, Now Flour Might Kill UsJezebel - Emily Alford In a world where measles is deadly again, and every surface will soon be coated by an impenetrable layer of drug-resistant fungus, pancakes were my …
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Does Not Have to Answer Questions About Having Kids Just Because She's Almost 30Jezebel - Emily Alford For women (or at least for me), 30 is the age when the world becomes allowed to ask questions about whether or not we’re going to dust off the old …
Natalie Portman Moby Is SorryJezebel - Emily Alford Moby, a man who erroneously believed he dated an 18-year-old Natalie Portman when he was a 33-year-old man, is sorry that he continued to insist they …
Houses Unspouse My House Is a Show About Getting Rid of Your Ex's Ugly ShitJezebel - Emily Alford Much more satisfying than the always ill-advised breakup bangs is the breakup home renovation, where one gets rid of all their fugly relationship …
Boston, MA Saturday Night Social: Life Finds a WayJezebel - Emily Alford Anna the anaconda has gone full Jurassic Park at the New England Aquarium and produced offspring with no help from a male. Just like in the film, Anna …
Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog Is Getting His Teeth Fixed, You MonstersJezebel - Emily Alford Weeks after Twitter demanded its childhood be protected from the blight of human teeth on a CGI hedgehog, Paramount has announced that the Sonic the …
Wolves Listening to Author Naomi Wolf Being Proven Wrong On-Air Is Physically PainfulJezebel - Emily Alford Some sounds cause physical discomfort in many people: nails on a chalkboard, dentist drills, anything the president says. And then there is a noise …
Mississippi 'Here We Go Again:' Judge Blocks Mississippi Abortion BanJezebel - Emily Alford In a “strongly worded” injunction, a federal judge has blocked Mississippi’s “heartbeat bill,” which bans abortions after the six-week mark. On May …
Ariana Grande Ariana Grande Would Like Fans to Stop Grabbing Her FriendsJezebel - Emily Alford Ariana Grande has once again had to issue a social media directive to her fans regarding their behavior: this time to tell them to stop touching her …
Rex Tillerson Donald Trump Calls Rex Tillerson 'Dumb as Rocks'Jezebel - Frida Garza • Did Rex Tillerson and President Trump ever like each other? Once, approximately 5 million years ago, in December 2016, Trump gassed up his then-pick …
The Time Your Summer Fling Ended in DisasterJezebel - Maria Sherman It was 87 degrees and humid here in New York City on Monday, and I was not prepared. That is much too hot for spring. Then I looked at a …
Play buttonEd Sheeran Ed Sheeran, Chance the Rapper, and PnB Rock Will Not Make Your Ears BleedJezebel - Maria Sherman If I have to hear this, fine: Ed Sheeran feat. Chance the Rapper and PnB Rock, “Cross Me” - I don’t particularly care for Ed Sheeran, save the one …
Meghan McCain This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Us Praise For Joe Biden And a Promise to Never Walk Naked Through Whoopi Goldberg's HouseJezebel - Lisa Fischer The only thing Meghan McCain likes talking about more than her father is the idea of her parents watching her have sex. For someone who doesn’t seem …
Robert Pattinson If You're Still Calling Robert Pattinson a Sparkly Vampire, You're Not Paying AttentionJezebel - Crystal Ponti Robert Pattinson made his first big impression on me as Cedric Diggory, a Hufflepuff Seeker, in the 2005 blockbuster Harry Potter and the Goblet of …
Topshop Topshop Closing All U.S. Stores Following Owner's Sexual Harassment AllegationsJezebel - Frida Garza More evidence that the death of retail is upon us: Topshop and Topman’s London-based parent company, Arcadia Group, has filed for bankruptcy in the …
Vegetables This Tomato Drama Is *Chef's Kiss*Jezebel - Hazel Cills Did you know that only five percent of tomatoes sold in the U.S. as San Marzanos, the fanciest of tomatoes for cooking sauces and grown specifically …
Coney Island Did You Know: Coney Island Visitors Used to Rent Their Bathing SuitsJezebel - Kelly Faircloth Before everyone heads off to the nearest body of water to show off their cute new swim looks, you should know that a century ago, many visitors to …
Republican Party The Republican Party is Absolutely Banking on Biden's Terrible Record to Bring Him DownJezebel - Esther Wang Joe Biden, who continues to lead the extremely early polls for the Democratic presidential nomination, has—rightfully—faced scrutiny from …
Giambattista Valli This Is How You Do ItJezebel - Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Before you ask, yes, I would like for you to listen to Montell Jordan while reading this blog—it’s Friday morn, and I feel reborn... the AmfAR Gala …
Nancy Pelosi Republicans Are Very Invested in Painting Older, Powerful Democratic Women as FrailJezebel - Esther Wang On Thursday night, Donald Trump tweeted out a misleadingly edited video of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. First aired by the Fox News blowhard Lou …
Lizzo Lizzo Says She Was Down to Pull a Titty Out for Hustlers MovieJezebel - Frida Garza Lizzo could be a life coach, just based on the sheer number of gems she dropped in her Breakfast Club interview, which aired on Friday. During the …
Queen Elizabeth II Queen Elizabeth II Went to an Experiential Pop-Up Grocery StoreJezebel - Kelly Faircloth Queen Elizabeth II has made another visit to a grocery store. No, even better—Queen Elizabeth II went to a pop-up “experience” in honor of British …
Babies You Don't Need to Be a Baby to Love NightlightsJezebel - Hazel Cills The other day I convinced myself I needed some sort of lamp, though I absolutely did not need a lamp. Specifically, I wanted a glowing, rainbow, LED …
Birmingham, UK Dionne Warwick Doubts Beyoncé's 'Icon' StatusJezebel - Rich Juzwiak Oh lordy, Dionne Warwick has an opinion about kids these days. In a video interview with Essence posted this week, the undisputed legend openly …
Millie Bobby Brown Beep Beep, Get Out of Millie Bobby Brown's Way!Jezebel - Maria Sherman Millie Bobby Brown, affectionately referred to as Millicent Robert by the Jezebel staff, has earned her permit. The 15-year-old posted on Instagram …
Harvey Weinstein Harvey Weinstein Reportedly Has Reached a $44 Million Settlement to End His Sexual Misconduct LawsuitsJezebel - Esther Wang Harvey Weinstein has reportedly reached a $44 million deal to end the numerous lawsuits filed by women who have accused him of sexual misconduct and …
Anna Kendrick Will Anna Kendrick Be Enough to Get People to Pay for Yet Another Streaming Service?Jezebel - Emily Alford WarnerMedia, one of the roughly four billion new streaming services currently in the works, has announced its first anthology series, Love Life, …
Snapchat Leaked Emails Reportedly Say Snapchat Employees Accessed Data to Spy on UsersJezebel - Emily Alford Many people who distrust Facebook’s data collection practices laud the temporary nature of Snapchat, where posts disappear unless they’re …
Play buttonRomantic Comedy Marrying Millions Asks the Question: What If Rom-Coms Were Depressing?Jezebel - Emily Alford A classic tension driver in many romantic comedies is the truth universally acknowledged that rich people generally marry other rich people, both …
