Greenland Greenland Tells Trump That They Are Not For Sale, Actually!Jezebel - Ashley Reese • President Trump has reportedly discussed the idea of purchasing Greenland, the autonomous Danish territory perhaps best known for not being …
Djibouti Tell Us About Your Best BirthdayJezebel - Maria Sherman Last week, I noticed Pissing Contest commenters were voluntarily describing past birthdays and asking others to share their own stories. It was a …
Play buttonMiley Cyrus Miley Cyrus’s ‘Slide Away’ Is a Gorgeous Rumination on a Failed MarriageJezebel - Maria Sherman Yes: Miley Cyrus, “Slide Away” - On her latest single, the newly separated Cyrus delivers a gorgeous rumination on a failed marriage, the youth that …
Play buttonBjörk Björk Wants to Put the Sounds of Birds in Your MouthJezebel - Rich Juzwiak Around the time Björk released her ninth adult solo album, 2017's Utopia, she suggested she was planning a live version of the LP with even more …
Sandals Should I Buy This? A Faux Fur Jacket for an Aging Raver and Slip-On Sandals for Gallivanting AboutJezebel - Joan Summers Welcome to Should I Buy This, where noted anti-capitalist Joan Summers betrays her values and encourages participation in the consumer culture …
Rustic I Hate These ChairsJezebel - Kelly Faircloth I don’t know when this specific chair became the go-to chair of every casual dining establishment in America. I don’t know what they’re …
Jeffrey Epstein Medical Examiner Quoted in Washington Post Story Suggesting Epstein Could Have Been Strangled Has Some Fairly Urgent ClarificationsJezebel - Anna Merlan This story contains graphic descriptions concerning a method of suicide. On Thursday, the Washington Post published an immediately viral report, in …
Harvey Weinstein Harvey Weinstein May Face Yet Another Indictment Leading Up to Sexual Assault TrialJezebel - Maria Sherman According to Page Six, Harvey Weinstein may face yet another indictment leading up to his sexual assault trial on September 9. The charge centers …
Employment New Trump Religious Exemption Rule Is Bad News For Those Who Are Pregnant and UnmarriedJezebel - Kelly Faircloth Something fun to worry about, amid our ongoing cavalcade of horrors: the prospect of the Trump administration making it easier to discriminate …
Chace Crawford How On Earth Did I Miss Chace Crawford's Enormous Dong in The Boys?Jezebel - Megan Reynolds The Boys is an Amazon Prime original series about superheroes breaking bad that I found myself enjoying recently against my own personal …
NRA NRA Spent Thousands Of Dollars Of Donor Funds On Hair and Makeup For CEO's WifeJezebel - Ashley Reese The National Rifle Association has been (mercifully) hounded by bad press this year: the organization has been hemmhoraging money for decades, …
Leonardo Dicaprio Reputable Podcast Host Whitney Port Did Not Bone Leonardo DiCaprioJezebel - Joan Summers If a reality television star almost hooks up with an actually famous person in the club—and Page Six didn’t report it—did it even happen? The Hills: …
Fifth Harmony It's Normani's World Now And We're Just Living In ItJezebel - Hazel Cills When girl group Fifth Harmony imploded, it was clear that Camila Cabello had come out on top as a bonafide solo artist with her hit “Havana.” But …
Millennials Eleven Percent of Millennials Are 'Always' Lonely, Which Seems LowJezebel - Emily Alford Millennials are great at killing things, but it seems we also excel at extending things, like loneliness, which experts believe millennials have …
Pete Buttigieg Pete Buttigieg Turned Down Tom Ford's Offer to Turn Him Into a Character From American PsychoJezebel - Joan Summers Tom Ford has done exactly one nice thing in recent memory: offer Pete Buttigieg a liferaft amidst a sea of slacks and blue ties. In a new Vogue …
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Cheap Mrs. Maisel Gas Made Los Angeles Traffic Even WorseJezebel - Emily Alford Los Angeles traffic is so terrible there is no punchline here; the sentence is just fact. And very often, there is not any discernible reason for …
Gigi Hadid Gigi Hadid and Tyler Cameron Have Entered the Road Trip Phase of Their RelationshipJezebel - Emily Alford We’ve already established that in August all the good celebrities are on yachts far away from the news cycle, leaving the rest of to suck popsicles …
Ghislaine Maxwell Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's Alleged Co-Abuser, Has Resurfaced at an In-N-Out BurgerJezebel - Emily Alford Jeffrey Epstein’s ex-girlfriend and alleged co-abuser Ghislaine Maxwell has been spotted at a Los Angeles In-N-Out Burger for the first time since …
Beto O'Rourke Beto O'Rourke Is Relaunching His Presidential Campaign... AgainJezebel - Ashley Reese • Beto O’Rourke is good at some things, like unflinchingly calling out white supremacy and cursing at very opportune times. He’s less good at running …
Vanderpump Rules My Favorite Comedian Is Vanderpump Rules Star Stassi SchroederJezebel - Maria Sherman An easy way to make me lose all respect for you is to introduce yourself as a “comedian” or god forbid, “comedy fan.” I’ve been this joyless and …
Hairstyling Counting Crows Singer Adam Duritz Has a New Hairdo and My Dad Has ThoughtsJezebel - Lisa Fischer Adam Duritz, the front man of Counting Crows, a band best known for their contribution to the Shrek 2 soundtrack, has shaved his signature dreadlocks. …
Play buttonBernie Sanders Bernie and Cardi B Made a Really Great InfomercialJezebel - Emily Alford The classic chemistry of the great infomercial hosts, like Cher and Lori Davis, is mostly a lost art now that Netflix has taken over our 2 A.M. …
Sneakers Is This Shoe OK? Opening Ceremony x Skechers' Energy SneakerJezebel - Maria Sherman Welcome to Is This Shoe OK?, an infrequent column about shoes that may or may not be good, as determined by me, an authority because I own shoes, and …
Ilhan Omar Funny Timing: After a Trump Tweet, Israel Bars Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib From Entering the CountryJezebel - Ashley Reese Israel will block Muslim Congresswomen Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib from entering the country, a decision made just hours after President Trump …
Ivanka Trump What Does 'Dress Like a Latina' Even Mean?Jezebel - Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Journalist Mariana Atencio recently released Perfectly You: Embracing the Power of Being Real, a book that, according to release her publisher, …
In Defense of Amy, the Best March SisterJezebel - Emily Alford A couple of years ago, I elevator-pitched my second novel as “It’s like if Little Women and Picnic at Hanging Rock were the same book.” I was only …
New York State Hundreds Have Already Filed Suit Under New York's Child Victim's ActJezebel - Kelly Faircloth In January, New York State passed the Child Victims Act, legislation which dramatically expanded the ability of victims of childhood sexual abuse to …
Lil Nas X Lil Nas X Is Bigger Than the BeatlesJezebel - Ashley Reese Lil Nas X of “Old Town Road” fame can now claim a Time magazine cover as one the many accomplishments he’s racked up so far in 2019. The 20-year-old …
Fertility Advice for the End of the World: Lasik, Water Storage, and Musings On FertilityJezebel - Ellie Shechet For former Jezebel staffer Ellie Shechet, it is nearly always time to freak out. Doom—personal, professional, planetary—awaits, beckoning at the …
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Has Landed Back in Los AngelesJezebel - Joan Summers Like a winter snow or springtime bloom, the first sign of summer’s end has come to pass—Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter have packed up their Fendi …
