JezebelAir Canada Woman Wakes Up Totally Alone on Empty, Parked Air Canada PlaneJezebel - Lauren Evans My reoccurring nightmares often involve planes, and they often involve total abandonment. But until today, it’d never occurred to my subconscious to …
JezebelJohn Stamos John Stamos Is Almost Ready to Acknowledge the College Admissions ScandalJezebel - Lauren Evans I love it when a celebrity finally “breaks their silence” on an issue that no one was necessarily waiting for them to weigh in on. Have you been at …
JezebelBorder Patrol Two Joes Too ManyJezebel - Esther Wang How much Diet Dr. Pepper do you think I’ll need to get through the Democratic primary debates this week? One Joe running for the Democratic …
JezebelYarn Nazi Knitters, Fuck OffJezebel - Frida Garza Some things are sacred. Ravelry, the online knitting community that provides space for members to share patterns for everything under the sun is one …
JezebelMegan Rapinoe Snapshots of the US Women's Soccer Team Destroying Their EnemiesJezebel - Frida Garza It’s the most wonderful time of the year—soccer time, baby—and today, we are celebrating the U.S. women’s soccer team advancing to the quarter finals …
JezebelKirsten Gillibrand Kirsten Gillibrand Attended the Mariah Carey School of Debate PreparationJezebel - Esther Wang The first two Democratic presidential primary debates are happening later this week, and on Monday we got a glimpse into how the candidates are …
JezebelForrest Gump I Ate a 3,000-Calorie Lunch at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and I'm a Better Woman For ItJezebel - Ashley Reese I’ve never seen Forrest Gump in its entirety. This hasn’t proven to be much of a problem, honestly: Forrest Gump references have been so arduously …
JezebelAziz Ansari Babe, You Deserved BetterJezebel - Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Babe.net could have been a good website, and for a time, before it shut down in February, it really was. Its lack of self-consciousness and weird …
JezebelGeek How Horny Are the Star Wars Movies?Jezebel - Frida Garza In 2002, I went to the movies with my mom to see Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones—a choice that, to this day, makes little sense to me. As …
JezebelJudith Krantz Judith Krantz, Queen of the 'Sex and Shopping' Novel, Has DiedJezebel - Kelly Faircloth Judith Krantz, a towering figure in American popular culture who defined her era in a series of bestselling novels filled with sexual escapades and …
JezebelBig Little Lies The Big Little Lies Kids, From Least to Most HerbyJezebel - Clio Chang A friend of mine who is thinking about having her first child told me recently that her biggest worry was that her kid would turn out be a herb. I …
JezebelJeff Goldblum I Remain Puzzled by Jeff Goldblum and Emilie Livingston's Matching Date-Night ShirtsJezebel - Frida Garza Jeff Goldblum and his wife Emilie Livingston were photographed wearing matching half-floral, half-Hawaiian print Prada button-ups, paired with a …
JezebelBernie Sanders Bernie Sanders and Ilhan Omar Are Teaming Up to Cancel All $1.6 Trillion of Existing Student DebtJezebel - Esther Wang On Monday, Representative Ilhan Omar and Senator Bernie Sanders will introduce a pair of companion bills in the House and Senate to completely …
JezebelAT&T Happy Pride From AT&T and the $1.8 Million It Gave to Anti-LGBTQ+ and Republican CandidatesJezebel - Frida Garza Pride is a time to celebrate and honor the LGBTQIA+ people who have fought for equal rights before the law—sometimes literally, like the crowds at …
JezebelKhloe Kardashian The Kardashians Finally Unleashed Their Wrath Upon Jordyn Woods on TVJezebel - Joan Summers I was originally going to kick this off with an allegory about a traveling race of aliens that must strip planets of their natural resources to …
JezebelCardi B Cardi B and Offset Drop $100,000 on 'Baby Bling'Jezebel - Joan Summers Question: Would you spend $100,000 on jewelry for your kid’s first birthday? I ask, mostly because Cardi B and Offset have dropped that exact amount on …
JezebelMary J. Blige Mary J. Blige Fully Embraced Her Queendom at the BET AwardsJezebel - Clover Hope While presenting Mary J. Blige with a Lifetime Achievement Award on Sunday night, the BET Awards rightfully described her as a force through which …
JezebelNik Wallenda I Highly Disapprove Of This Terrifying, Foolhardy Tightrope Stunt That I Definitely WatchedJezebel - Anna Merlan On Sunday evening, two siblings from the famous Flying Wallenda family— a multi-generational, very famous, tragedy-ridden circus dynasty— walked a …
JezebelMeryl Streep The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 3Jezebel - Hazel Cills When it was announced that Meryl Streep would be joining Big Little Lies season two as Celeste’s (Nicole Kidman) mother-in-law Mary Louise, who comes …
JezebelPlay buttonLizzo Please Enjoy Lizzo's Performance of 'Truth Hurts' at the BET Awards, Flute IncludedJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein One of 2019 greatest (few) joys has been watching Minnesota singer Lizzo skyrocket to stardom following the release of Cuz I Love You, her third album …
JezebelKellyanne Conway House Democrats Will Vote on Subpoenaing Kellyanne ConwayJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein Earlier this month, the United States Office of Special Counsel recommended Kellyanne Conway be fired from her job as Lead White House Leaker, having …
JezebelAndrew Dice Clay Roseanne Barr and Andrew Dice Clay Have Joined Forces to Save America's Racist JokesJezebel - Rebecca Fishbein In the Year of Our Lord 2019, comedy is under siege. PC Police and Twitter account-wielding SJWs patrol Laugh Factory after Laugh Factory, hunting …
JezebelReindeer 'Reindeer Yoga' Is the Latest Trend in Exercising Near Animals That Don't Give a ShitJezebel - Emily Alford Citing a natural aptitude for yoga among reindeer, the Running Reindeer Ranch in Alaska is now offering people the opportunity to contort themselves …
JezebelMourning Alice Cooper and His Wife Have a Death PactJezebel - Emily Alford Alice Cooper, a celebrity I mostly only know as teaching me Milwaukee facts in Wayne’s World, has a death pact with his wife, which is a totally okay …
JezebelHyde Amendment Joe Biden Was Still on His Hyde Amendment Backtracking Tour at the Planned Parenthood 'We Decide' ForumJezebel - Emily Alford Nearly all the Democratic candidates in the 2020 presidential race came together to rally for abortion rights at the June 22 Planned Parenthood “We …
JezebelBrett Kavanaugh Trump's Response to E. Jean Carroll's Accusations Sure Sounds Like a ThreatJezebel - Emily Alford On Friday, New York magazine published an excerpt from E. Jean Carroll’s forthcoming memoir in which she accuses President Trump of a 1990s sexual …
JezebelU.S. Customs and Border Protection 'I Have Never Seen Conditions as Degrading and Inhumane': Scenes From the Border CampsJezebel - Esther Wang One of the most shocking, if wholly unsurprising, cruelties of the Trump administration has been its treatment of children crossing the United …
JezebelGolden Eagles Saturday Night Social: Say Hello to the Cat-Fox, Nature's Most Darling Little AbominationJezebel - Emily Alford I will admit that this headline is clickbait because I wrote it before reading the article about the Corsican cat-fox, so I naturally believed it to …
JezebelJussie Smollett Jussie Smollett Might Be Prosecuted After AllJezebel - Emily Alford A judge in Illinois has ordered a special prosecutor to look into how unspecial prosecutors handled the Jussie Smollett case, in which the Empire star …
JezebelJill Soloway Jill Soloway Will Replace Bryan Singer as the Director of Red SonjaJezebel - Emily Alford Jill Soloway, creator of Transparent and I Love Dick, will replace Bryan Singer as the director of Red Sonja on the heels of a damning piece in the …
