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12 Types of Sex You Have in Your Late 20s

Sex where the guy won't come until he makes sure you do.<p><b>1</b><b>. Sex where you leave and go home right after because you like your bed more than this guy.</b> The sex was fine and everything, but you have a pillow top mattress and he has ... whatever this is.<p><b>2. Sex that is so good you feel angry that all</b> …

12 Things No One Tells You About Masturbation

It doesn't just involve you rubbing yourself like you're scratching a record<p><b>1. That it doesn't just involve you fingering your vagina like your finger is a penis.</b> I swear if you just told women, "Focus on the clit, ignore the rest," so many more women would've started masturbating a lot sooner.<p><b>2.</b> …

14 Things Guys Think When They're Trying to Make You Orgasm

We want to. So badly.<p><b>1. Hell yeah, we're having sex, so life pretty much can't get any better for me right now.</b> Do you have split personalities named Michael Sheen and Lizzy Caplan? Because you're the <i>Masters of Sex</i>. Well, just one Master. Master of Sex. I'm going to make her orgasm because I'm the …

14 Things Women Think When They're Trying to Orgasm

To the left, to the left.<p><b>1. "Maybe I should just take over."</b> I mean this is taking forever and I could get this done in under a minute at this point. There's no way he's not exhausted. It'd be like a mercy masturbation.<p><b>2. "My ex was so good at this."</b> Man, Jeremy was <i>on it</i>. God, we had really awesome …

13 Blow Job Problems Everyone With a Face Has

Sometimes, giving one is a delight. Other times, not so much.<p><b>1. Your partner's pubic hair.</b>It's in your teeth, on your tongue, and in your throat. It wants to take over your body and assimilate you. It's like <i>Contagion</i> but you are doing it to yourself! The struggle is real.<p><b>2. Your hair.</b> When you …

12 Sex Things Men Don't Care About

We're having sex. We could get stabbed and not notice for hours. We're not going to notice your hairy legs.<p><b>1. Whether or not your vagina smells like a field of fresh lilies.</b> If your vagina literally smells like a field full of flowers, that might be a cause for concern. But a vagina is supposed to …

Can You Spot The Sex Toy in These Photos?

Think of it as a game of Where's Waldo, except in this instance Waldo is the nickname that someone gave their dildo.<p>Because this is the sort of situation that happens to guys who live together often, the team behind Instagram account subtledildo fell into the idea for their project after trying to …

18 Dating Problems Only Women Understand

That years-old frozen pizza at home is looking pretty good right about now.<p><b>1. When he tells you he just got out of a relationship.</b> "Yeah, we were together five years. We broke up last week. It's still pretty fresh." Oh? It is? Then I'm super glad you agreed to have dinner with me without telling me …

11 Times Sex Just Feels Like Work

Sex is the best! (Except when it's really, really not.)<p><b>1. When you indulged in double dessert.</b><p>So the saying goes: Don't expect any nookie if I have eaten a pizza-size cookie.<p><b>2. When you're on your period.</b><p>Sure, sex on your period can be howling-at-the-moon amazing, but it can also just be like, …

Taylor Swift Invites Those Frat Bros to Her Concert

She couldn't shake 'em off.<p>Remember those frat bros from Transylvania University's Delta Sigma Phi who lip-synced their ways into your heart with T-Swift's "Shake It Off"? Yeah, you thought they were pretty amazing, and Taylor Swift agrees. So much so that she invited them to one of her shows:<p>Now, …

Watch These Men Try on Victoria's Secret Underwear and Feel Bad for Women

"These things are not made for my shapes."<p>From the men who tried on makeup to <i>better understand</i> what women go through every morning, a new video has been released in which they try on Victoria's Secret underwear [via Buzzfeed Video.<p>On the bikini bottom: "Actually, these fit pretty OK." Another man …

13 Sex Moves That Need to Die

Water is the anti-lube.<p><b>1. Aggressive finger-banging.</b><p>You know when you can't wait to graduate high school because you know better sex must be out there and then you're in your 20s and guys are still acting like their finger is the world smallest penis? Yeah, that.<p><b>2. Boob-honking.</b><p>I do not know who …