WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Having been turned down by several previous choices for the job, Donald J. Trump broke with tradition on Monday by picking his television remote to be his new chief of
The hacker said he was one of the good guys but others could exploit the same vulnerability. Andy Gregg was in his back yard a few weeks ago when he heard a voice he didn't recognize inside his house.
The cascade of reports that we know about might be just the tip of the iceberg. Until Friday morning, Terry McKiernan had 178 Jesuit priests on a list of abusive clergy members in the U.S. His list grew
Republicans carried out their plan to strip authority from the incoming Democratic governor, and what was remarkable was how little disagreement there was about why they did it. In the early-morning hours
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Demonstrators booed outgoing Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker on Tuesday during a Christmas tree-lighting ceremony, at times drowning out a high school choir with their own songs in protest
A former Minneapolis police officer “intended” to kill Justine Ruszczyk Damond when he shot the Australian woman multiple times last year, prosecutors argued as they seek to charge the cop with a more
Employees of the company Explo Systems were sentenced on Friday for a criminal conspiracy involving Army explosives. A federal judge sentenced five men on Thursday for their roles in a 2012 explosion Louisiana
Sex robots are everywhere at the moment (not literally – you won’t find them marching down the street just yet), but figuratively, as a growing number of ‘robot brothels’ divide public opinion as they
In a moment one could imagine as a harrowing scene straight out of Disney’s “The Lion King,” footage shared by BBC Earth recently captured a lion’s intense struggle to fend off more than 20 hyenas. The
It's happening with cannabis. But how would a world of legal stimulants work? Class A stimulants are, once again, having a moment. More people are taking cocaine and MDMA in Britain now than they have
Paul Manafort, President Trump’s former campaign chairman, signed a deed on Oct. 25 in his Virginia prison that transferred his five-bedroom mansion in Florida’s Palm Beach Gardens to his wife for $10.
Robert Swan Mueller III wears a $35 Casio watch with the face on the inside of his left wrist, in the style of an infantryman trying to avoid giving away his position with a glint of sunshine off the Covert
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is having a serious moment right now. After defeating 10-term incumbent Joe Crowley to win New York’s 14th district primary and become the youngest woman ever elected to serve
Between 1 and 5 percent of U.S. adoptions get legally dissolved each year. Some children are put up for “second-chance adoptions.” The little girl in the photograph squints and smiles broadly in the sunlight.