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Auburn's Tre Mason beats himself up over BCS title loss

PASADENA, Calif. – Standing in the locker room after Monday night's game against Florida State, Tre Mason wanted to get something off his chest.<p>"I want to tell all the fans I apologize," said Mason, Auburn's junior running back.<p>It was his fault, in his mind, even if everybody else thought the …

The Latest On The Orioles’ Pitching Search

Reports yesterday once again connected the Orioles to right-hander <b>Bronson Arroyo</b>, reviving some early offseason linking between the two sides. In his …

Dispatches From Bowlvania: The Last Crystal Football

In which Florida State bookends the BCS era<p>There’s some other folks in this country who can play some football too,” said Florida State’s Jimbo …

Hockey Player Goes For Cheap Shot, Ends Up With A Face Full Of Boards

Well, buddy, I don't think that really went how you planned it. Don't worry about it, though, I don't think anybody really noticed.<p>Oh right, here's a …

ABC News on Twitter: "Does this new Old Spice commercial leave you laughing or just creeped out? http://t.co/fVa5EU9Kyq #moms http://t.co/3UazZ6vtAM"

Replying to @<b>ABC</b><p>“@<b>ABC</b>: Does this new Old Spice commercial leave you laughing or just creeped out? #<b>moms</b> pic.twitter.com/5dSnm8sj39” definitely just …

Report: Health spending slow in 2012, no Obamacare link – Red states shifting strategy on abortion restrictions

By Kyle Cheney<p><i>With help from Joanne Kenen, Jennifer Haberkorn, Natalie Villacorta and Puja Murgai</i><p><b>REPORT: HEALTH SPENDING SLOW IN 2012, BUT NO OBAMACARE LINK —</b> U.S. health care spending, a driver of the federal deficit, grew at a historically low pace in 2012 for the fourth straight year — but it …

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Alex Trebek raps clues on 'Jeopardy' - TODAY.com

Answer: The Internet goes crazy. Question: What happens when Alex Trebek, the longtime straight-faced host of TV game show "Jeopardy!" has an entire category of rap lyrics to read to his contestants?<p>Closed Captioning<p>ON<p>OFF<p>apply | reset x<p>font<p>size<p>color<p>What ‘Jeopardy!’ host has become a rapper?<p>Play …

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The Part of Parenting We're Too Scared to Talk About

Occasionally a post circulates the Internet in which the author describes witnessing a mother in the midst of a public tirade against her child or children. The mother may have screamed in a way that could only be an overreaction to a small child's mistake or incessant crying. Maybe it was in the …

DC rappers return from North Korea: 'We made it out ... we beat the odds'

It was a story that could hardly have been less likely to end in glory. Two aspiring rappers, who had barely been outside their impoverished communities in Washington DC, let alone abroad, declared their intention to make a music video in North Korea. When their online fundraising campaign went …

Dozens killed in air assault on Iraqi city

The fight to control Iraq's biggest province, Anbar, has intensified, with air attacks by the military killing dozens of people and the army preparing for an assault on a second city controlled by al-Qaeda linked fighters.<p>Missile strikes on Ramadi, capital of the western province, killed 25 people …

Frigid 'Polar Vortex' Cripples US for Second Straight Day

Deadly cold temperatures refused to loosen their grip on much of the country for a second straight day, spreading the bone-chilling weather this time …