Barrister Hottie Experts

43 Flips | 2 Magazines | @HottieExperts | Sonia van Gilder Cooke and Natalia Naish are two utterly frivolous Americans. Email us with tips, feedback and gossip at barristerhotties@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter @natnaish and @svangildercooke AND @barristerhottie for the latest hottie updates.

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Introducing Nick Wilkinson, our hottest barrister of 2014!! This young family law buck has unseated our 2013 champion Patrick Hennessey. Yes ladies …

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We like Tunde because 1) he’s hot, 2) he’s not afraid to interact with us on Twitter. Whilst some barristers remain aloof from The List, Tunde is man …

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We were sent this sexy man by a source who wrote, ‘C’mon ladies, no hottie list is remotely complete without including George Davies.’ Imagine our …

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Dear Patrick, we’re sorry to have demoted you to number 4, but you can’t stay on top forever! It’s good to change position now and then and spread …

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You know how back in the ’90s they used to call Elle Macpherson ‘The Body’? Well, the hottie experts are going to borrow that epithet for Mr. …

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Robert looks like he’s just stepped out of a time capsule from the 1970s with a George Best haircut and, hopefully, the footballer’s short shorts to …

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Andrew has the kind of intensely focused gaze that a woman would like directed at her and her alone. He might take her to a quiet corner of Little …

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Looking out at us with his limpid blue eyes, James Williams seems a kindly soul with the right combination of strength and sensitivity. He is neat …

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Henry came to our attention when he wrote to us, objecting to the fact that his wife was not on the Female Hottie List 2013. “To use the vernacular, …

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Jamas is a man who knows what to do with a piece of wood in his hand. But he’s got a lot of boundaries. Makes you wonder if he’s ever had a Maiden …

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When a tipster informed us that William was ‘cheeky, more boy than man, but definitely hot in a Made in Chelsea way’ we decided to check him out. His …

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We featured Philip King in our ‘Silver Fox Showcase’ but felt compelled to revisit him for our readers hungry for argentum-themed action. With his …

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Alex graced Your Barrister Boyfriend as a much admired hottie of the week several months ago in part because a trusted hottie scout assured as that …

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George came to us from a very reliable source who says he is ‘unquestionably hot’, but that his pic doesn’t do him justice. (Him and every other …

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Last year, Derek Dale’s heart-stoppingly attractive photo yielded an avalanche of dangerous, brooding and smouldering associations in our - and …

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Charlie Sparling was recommended to us by a tipster who touted him as the ultimate ‘geek hottie’. We glanced at his picture and thought he had been …

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Paul Clark looks like a cheeky young scamp who might be wearing shorts and long socks with grazes and grass stains on his knees. But don’t let his …

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First, let us say that despite his shitty profile picture Faraz is undeniably fit (if not a bit cocky and obnoxious looking). We have been provided …

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We originally overlooked Matthew because we were intimidated by his narrowed eyes and vaguely pugilistic expression. He looks like a boxer who got …

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We have to admit that Anthony Vaughan is not the type of guy we usually go for. This may have something to do with the fact that in this picture he …

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Hey Rory, we see that you changed your profile picture. Good job! You look much better in this one, much more like you do in real life, which is …

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1) Patrick Hennessey (39 Essex Street): Phwoar! Patrick ticks so many boxes, we’re going to need new boxes. He picked up his alpha male bonafides by …

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2) Derrick Dale QC (Fountain Court) looks like a Ted Hughes-style lady-killer, a charmer of the old school variety who is more suited to the silver …

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3) Nicholas Wilkinson (1 Hare Court): We thought our Barrister hottie hunt was complete, when a friend asked if we had checked the high-falutin’ …

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4) Wayne Jordash (Doughty Street): Despite being called Wayne, this man is pure class. He possesses that irresistible but rare combination of …

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5) Daniel Beard QC (Monkton) is performing sexy nerd-dom with aplomb. His oversized black glasses and hipster hair-do can’t disguise his undeniable …

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6) William Willson (South Square): South Square only provides teeny tiny photos, but we knew the second we laid eyes on tall (?) dark and handsome …

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7) Ronnie Dennis (11KBW): In his photo, Ronnie Dennis looks like a suave character who one might find nursing a martini in Monte Carlo c. 1954. One …

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8) George Hilton (11 Stone Buildings): Who is this prime blond-and-tousled™ specimen? One of us thinks he looks like a Greek god – the god of posh …

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9) Orlando Pownall (2 Hare Court): Orlando is a true dish. He’s the sort of man you’d find resting in his study in the evening, sipping Brunello and …