Haseeb Baig

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Your life is too important to give it to distractions. http://t.co/Z24H3aAHPt

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Me: Say "I am a man" after everything I say.<br>Friend: Alright.<br>Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.<br>Friend: I am a man.<br>Me: You decided to get …

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How to keep your girl happy ??<p>1. Treat her like she's your iPhone<br>2. Fuck her like she just broke it.

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When my Bank Balance depresses me, I look at my email spam folder to check the million dollars I have won.

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I used to have a very large vocabulary -<br>Then I learned fuck can be used as a noun, an adjective and a verb.

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When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said "Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kaun hua jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode".

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Reporter to sunny leone: How u feel after doing Ragini MMS 2.<p>Sunny:- I feel like doing b.com after completing my C.A.

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Kid: What's a man?<br>Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally cares about you and protects you.<br>Kid: When I grow up, I'll be a man like mom ♥ ♥<p>-dj

6 Powerful Quotes from Eckhart Tolle

From staying present to finding peace, receive inspiration in Eckhart's words from A New Earth and The Power of Now.<p>Source: <i>A New Earth</i><p>Source: <i>The</i> …

Mindfulness

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Man: "What's Your Name?"<br>Air Hostess: "Eva Benz"<br>Man: "Lovely Name, Any Relation to Mercedes Benz?"<br>Air Hostess: (smiling) "Same Price"<p>...<p>-dj<p>See More

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On your first date if you remember her eye colour<br>she definitely had small boobs!<p>-dj

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If today's not better than yesterday then we're going backward not moving forward.

Robin Sharma on Twitter: "My awesome Dad on success at dinner 2 nights ago: "speak less. eat less. sleep less.""

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iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.<br>Expensive,<br>Just one design,<br>Same performance,<br>No change or enhancement,...<br>Blind fan following<p>-dj<p>See More

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1 April celebrated as All Fools Day Bcoz after paying all the taxes till 31March,we all start working for the government again from 1 April.

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India deserves 60 years old air-hostesses who stare at you when you ask for something.