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除了吃祖產,還可以吃什麼產?

今年到現在為止,吃的兩顆鳳梨都很甜。

台灣將成為亞洲地區雙卡利率最低的市場,但民營銀行說,未來信用卡優惠一定大幅縮水! QQ 【九月起雙卡降利率 信用卡優惠縮水】#信用卡 #利率 http://udn.com/news/story/7239/643742

會不會有一隻雙魚座的青蛙,怔怔地望著水塘,說:「好想回到無憂無慮的小時候。」(汐止拱北殿蓮花池,20150103)

安娘威。放了兩個月,正要拆封,才發現今天是有效期最後一天。看來今晚12點以前會很甜。

好多人含淚在聽。為什麼?André Rieu - Adiós Nonino (Farewell father)

+ 根據這兩個圖案,猜四個字的一個詞。

Hands-On With Hyperlapse, Instagram’s New Video Creation App

Instagram has just launched a brand new standalone app called Hyperlapse, which focuses entirely on mobile video creation.<p>The app <i>looks</i> dead simple, but is actually doing a lot in the background. When you first open Hyperlapse, you’ll go through a very quick tutorial and are then sent straight into …

情緒可以控制,但眼淚不會撒謊。

悍婦訓夫

一男子嫖娼被抓,罰款五千,拘留十五天,警察通知妻來交罰款。妻見面問:<p>「家裡有不?」答曰:「有。」妻接著一耳光又問:「要時給不?」「給。」妻接著又一耳光再問:「各種姿勢能滿足你不?」答曰:「能。」妻接著又是一耳光,繼續問:「收過你錢沒?」答曰:「沒有。」啪啪啪啪連續大耳光。旁邊的警察看得膽顫心驚,心想 …

長得好看又喜歡吃的,才是吃貨。長得不怎麼樣還喜歡吃的,叫飯桶。

我懷疑我家的狗只是假裝喜歡我,因為我會開罐頭,牠不會。

床前明月光

You can get a huge dose of reality by seeing yourself through your children’s eyes, noticing the ways they react to and reflect what you say and do. My kids are part of my 360-degree feedback. They’re the most honest of all. ~ Andrea Jung

和老婆分離了兩個月,一見面就激動地在大街上擁吻。旁邊一大爺一直盯著瞧。三八老婆竟問:「大爺,要不也來兩口?」大爺忙搖頭:「不了不了,家裡有。」

一直交不到女朋友,今天趁著放假,終於鼓起勇氣去整容醫院。剛來到櫃檯,接待小姐就往裡邊大喊:「主任,大生意來了!」

電子產品壞起來還真跟女人變心一樣,一點預兆都沒有。

心理學上說,女人大多只對有安全感的人發脾氣,因為在那個安全感之內,潛意識知道對方不會離開你。胡鬧是一種依賴。

It\'s only by stopping movement that you can see where to go. And it\'s only by stepping out of your life and the world that you can see what you most deeply care about and find a home. ~ Pico Iyer

明知道她不愛你,你還要送她一百朵玫瑰,叫浪漫。 明知道她愛你,你還要送她一百朵玫瑰,叫浪費。

You will never know love unless you surrender to it.

New Words of Wisdom

在大人們眼裡,解釋=頂嘴,原因=藉口。