Emma-Jane Austen-Jones

14 Added | 5 Magazines | 3 Likes | 44 Following | 30 Followers | @EJAustenJones | Glamorous expat wife & celebrité blogger, living a (fictional!!) high life in Singapore.

The Limbo State of the Expat Wife

As expat wives assuming the trailing spouse position (which can be compared to luuuurv positions, but the individual context determines which one), …

The Horrible Horrors of Repatriation

I haven’t been able to sleep for the past few nights, since reading the frightening article on the Expat Wall Street Journal site about repatriation …

Charli XCX

Rap Expat Stylee

So I was out today, like any normal day, doing my usual rounds of the malls on Orchard Road (gotta stay on top of new shopping amazenesses), and I …

Kate Middleton

Five Top Tips for Becoming an Expat Wife in Singapore

Moving country can be a difficult gig, but Singapore is one of the easiest places on the planet to move to as an expat wife. Here are my amazebobs …

Asia

Reasons for Being an Expat

My booty’s so RETRO<p>Making the decision to become an expat was eezy breezy for me because I always knew that when I grew up I wanted to be an expat …

Retirement

Diary of an Expat Somebody

Long time no shout out, babeses! I’ve been so busy living my wonderful life all year, but today I’ve made some time in my mahusively hectic schedule …

Inspiration

Introducing The Sex Selfie Stick That Goes Inside Your Vagina… WHY?!

The sex selfie stick lets you see inside your vagina as you orgasm. Why? Just... WHY?<p>In this self(ie)-obsessed world it should come as no surprise …

Kanye West Quotes That Completely Baffled Us

That Kanye West eh? Barely a day goes by without him saying something hilarious / ridiculous / down right silly. And that's why we love him so …

10 of the world's coolest restaurants bars

From a modern diner in an old chapel to a white-washed cabinet of curiosities decorated with 10,000 animal bones, Gestalten’s new book, Let’s Go Out Again features some of the most unusual and spectacular restaurant interiors around the world. We’ve picked 10 of the most impressive

“Expat Wife Looking For Affair Singapore” & Other Awesome Search Terms

Because I am highly technified (I’d call myself a geek, but everyone’s doing that these daisies, right babesies?), I take great interest in search …

Search Engines

How To Shop Lingerie: Your Definitive Guide (Seriously, This Is Everything You Need To Know)

If you think that what lies underneath doesn't matter, you are mistaken. Lingerie is having a stylish moment right now, and from the sexiest control …

A Tale of Two Dogs?

I’ve had some requests recently from people who want to know more about the Froofster. I’m all about giving my adoring public what they want, …

Diary of an Expat Somebody

Long time no shout out, babeses! I’ve been so busy living my wonderful life all year, but today I’ve made some time in my mahusively hectic schedule …

Paulo Coelho