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NHL Admits It Has No Idea Who Guys With White Gloves Transporting Stanley Cup Are

NEW YORK—Confessing that they are unable to explain the presence of the two men who always accompany the championship trophy, officials from the NHL …

A Few More Words From Wisconsin’s Nigel Hayes

The Badger forward brought ‘catawampus’ into the modern lexicon during last season’s NCAA tournament run<p>By<p>Jason Gay<p>Jason Gay<p>The Wall Street Journal<p>Biography<p>@jasongay<p>jasongayWSJ<p>Jason.Gay@wsj.com<p><i>Madison, Wis.</i><p>This sounds too good to be true, a little too convenient, but I promise you it happened: On …

Hayes

Watch Ariana Grande Totally Nail This Hilarious Jennifer Lawrence Impersonation

This is dead on.<p>On last night's <i>Saturday Night Live</i>, Ariana Grande nailed an impersonation of Jennifer Lawrence playing <i>Family Feud</i>. Like, <i>nailed it.</i>The voice is beyond freaky dead-on and I'm pretty sure someone in Los Angeles is already writing a buddy comedy about separated at birth twin sisters who …

"Batman from Russia" Gold Digger Prank Features Tumbler Batmobile

We've been following VitalyzdTV since way back in the day when he was a young Russian teaching shy guys how to talk to girls. But a couple of years …

VIDEO: Find Out Which YouTube Stars Get Pranked in PrankvsPrank Couple's Epic New Series

Prepared to be schooled, YouTubers.<p>The couple behind the successful YouTube channel PrankvsPrank is upping their game with their new YouTube Red …

YouTube Red

Person Writes Hilarious Letter To Neighbors Who Have Really Loud Sex

I heard rumors about people my age who can somehow afford to live in real, actual houses (just like in the movies!), but I spent most of my adult …

All is Fair in Love and War - Are Couple Pranks Going Too Far?

Tuesday, March 08, 2016 Facebook, latest, social media, Youtube<p>YouTube: Shammi & Sarah Reay-Young<p><b>Prank definition - A practical joke or mischievous</b> …

Hotel cleaning staff tell Nikki Glaser hilarious horror stories (VIDEO).

We’ve all heard by now that hotel quilts are unwashed Petri dishes best not touched with a 10-foot pole, but Tuesday’s <i>Not Safe With Nikki Glaser</i> …

Watch LSU vs. Wisconsin football hype video | NOLA.com

LSU opens the 2016 season six months from now when the Tigers travel to Green Bay to play Wisconsin in the Lambeau Field College Classic. Scroll down …

HIDDEN SPEAKER PRANK IN STORES

Hidden Speaker Prank is back with JStuStudios, got some really funny reactions with this one! Check it out and leave a like/comment! ⇊ MORE HIDDEN …

16 Hilarious Library Signs: Today in Critical Linking

<i>One of the things we love most about libraries is that they get creative in quirky ways. In honor of Library Lovers’ Month, here are 16 libraries</i> …

Books

22 Facts You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber

<i>We’re celebrating all things Bieber on PEOPLE’s Snapchat Discover today! Click here to join the party.</i><p>So you think you know everything there is to …

Ben Affleck

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ES News Email<p>A self-proclaimed prankster has filmed the moment a “gold-digging” woman turned him down when she thought he was poor – only to change …

Pranks

WATCH: Prankster shows what women REALLY think about men with money

The clip, titled “How to prank a gold digger like a boss”, shows a man dressed in pyjamas approaching a woman sat outside a cafe.<p>He asks her out on a …

What McDonald's and Walmart Can Teach Drug Cartels

Tom Wainwright's latest book, 'Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel', looks at the drug trade as if it were a legal business, finding common ground between the underworld and legitimate corporations.<p><i>This article originally appeared on VICE US.</i><p>The narcotics industry is a multi-billion pound …

‘Damn, Daniel’ Ends Up On ‘Ellen,’ Gets Lifetime Supply Of White Vans And Looks Terrified The Entire Time

14-year-old Daniel Lara has finally done it: Within one week of becoming a meme, he’s been invited on <i>Ellen</i> to talk about the inexplicable popularity of “Damn Daniel” and receive the cash and prizes that come along with fleeting internet fame before disappearing forever. Along with his partner in …

1000 Motivational Quotes & Memes

Need a little motivation?<p>On top of work, relationships, stress, and a busy mind, staying positive can be a challenge, but it can also be a solution. …

Inspiration

Hilarious Valentine's Day Memes To Send Your Single Pals

The bad news: Valentine's Day is once again rearing its ugly head. The good news: This year, it falls on a Sunday, which means you're less likely to …

Teletovic Gladly Takes Responsibility, Pays Price for Booker Prank

Mirza Teletovic admits he had it easy as an NBA rookie. The Bosnian forward didn't enter the NBA until he was 27 years old and had years of …

Eli Manning Explains His Epic Blank Expression From Super Bowl 50

With 3:08 remaining in the Super Bowl on Sunday, Peyton Manning’s Denver Broncos scored what was effectively the championship-sealing touchdown, much to the joy of the quarterback’s fans in Levi’s Stadium.<p>That is, except one fan. When cameras panned to Manning’s family’s box, brother Eli looked …

NFL

People Are Tagging Themselves In These Really Bad Personality Quizzes And It’s Become A Huge Meme

Are you Instagram Filter or Basement?

Quizzes

Hilarious Twitter Account Matches People with Their Doppelgänger Dogs

Have you ever wondered what your doggie doppelgänger would look like? Well, wonder no more: there is now a Twitter account that will tell you. The hilarious @YouAreDogNow takes photo submissions of selfies (or squads) and pairs them with an image of their perfect counterparts.<p>Anyone can participate …

Viral video: Kanye West, Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian

This week kicks off with a couple of unexpected encounters. When the TV host Conan O’Brien offers to help one of his employees to learn to drive, she doesn’t expect his wacky road sense and disrespect for other drivers. The road trip gets even more bizarre when they pick up two passengers - Ice …

Ice Cube

El Chapo: The Life and Crimes of a Drug Lord

Born in the heart of Mexico's drug production, El Chapo has a history of outrageous escapes, horrific violence and pure profit<p><b>December 25, 1954, or</b> …

Mexico

50 Astonishing Animal Photos of 2015

A flock of sheep walk in the haze in a Beijing suburb, China, Jan. 15, 2015.<br>Lintao Zhang—Getty Images<p>1 of 50<p>There are few things more enjoyable and …

Animals

Iraqi forces push ISIS out of government compound in Ramadi

<b>(CNN) —</b> Iraqi forces have retaken control of a government compound long held by ISIS in Ramadi, an important gain that could signal ISIS' imminent exit from the key city.<p>Following days of fighting as ISIS militants fought to defend the compound, the resistance ended, and Iraqi forces found that the …

Sunni Islam