Craig Hordlow

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Urban Dictionary Takes Center Stage at Scripps National Spelling Bee, Court-Ordered Affirmative Action a Success

Affirmative Action Quotas No Longer in Doubt<p>After decades of “whitespeak” (Anglo-centric linguistics), the Scripps National Spelling Bee was forced …

Black Man Abducted & Beaten by Aliens. Local Police “In Awe” of Sophisticated Alien Beating

Jim Davis, a 38 year old black man from Albany, NY was allegedly abducted and beaten by aliens sometime early Saturday morning. The aliens beat Mr. …

Lottery Winner Inspires Others, "If I Can Beat the Odds, Anyone Can!"

She was just a farmer’s daughter with an 8th grade education. “Everyone told me I was going nowhere…look how wrong they were,” she said.<p>Chris Weir is …

No Survivors After Gay Cruise Ship Makes "Hysterical & Incoherent Mayday Distress Call"

Officials are investigating why a professional cruise ship crew, and in particular the captain, was unable to remain calm and execute an emergency …

Seattle Nurse Laments She Caused Another Dying 14 Year Old Boy's Wish to Not Die a Virgin

“It’s so cute how he sexually harasses me,” Nurse Carmella Marquez, a Capitol Hill resident, told our photographer as our news crew showed up to …

Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit

With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog …

NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary

NASA took its first giant step forward for “womankind” by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.<p>“We’ve …

Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs

At first, Obama’s minority new-hire quotas for police departments seemed unrealistic to everyone watching. Black officers make up just 12% of all …

Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating

Taxpayers to Cover Costly Dry-Cleaning Bill<p>Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, was diagnosed in 2011 with a rare …