Ryan Meisner

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Will you please tell me a scary story?

Once there was this guy and he had this wife and every time she said, “I love you” he would say… “Ditto.”<p>So this guy got shot during a robbery and his wife was inconsolable and she kept going back to the pottery wheel they used to use together and occasionally fuck on, and she tried to feel his ghost there with her, making a tea kettle or whatever but it just never felt quite right.<p>Finally she met this psychic lady with no eyebrows name Whoopi who claimed that she could see the wife’s dead …

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This concept car uses its own reconnaissance drone to spot traffic jams

The idea of receiving traffic updates on your sat nav may suddenly seem tawdry next to this more futuristic alternative dreamed up by Renault: If you're driving along in its "KWID" concept car and you're worried about jams up ahead, you simply launch a quadrocopter drone from the car's roof, send …

TimePIN: constantly changing lockscreen PIN provides extreme security

For many Android users, device security is extremely important; whether to protect personal data or corporate secrets, enabling lockscreen authentication is the first step to preventing unauthorized use. For many, the Android Pattern Lock is favored, but passwords, PINs, and more are available. …

Android News

tychotumbled:

“In France they have about 3 million Muslim women. French police decided to figure out how many of them wore burqas and/or niqabs and found the number to be … 367.” <b>#CrackedClassic</b><p>THANK YOU, SO MUCH.

19 Minor Changes That Would Make Famous Movies Amazing

“How do I even drink the beer?”

“How do I even drink the beer?”

World's first carbon fiber 3D printer demonstrated, could change the face of additive manufacturing forever - ExtremeTech

World’s first carbon fiber 3D printer demonstrated, could change the face of additive manufacturing forever<p>By on January 29, 2014 at 10:40 am<p>This …

Carbon Fiber

The first one-way acoustic isolator lets you listen in without being heard - ExtremeTech

By on January 31, 2014 at 12:12 pm<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>Researchers at the University of …

So…um…try not to live in the colored-in parts?

So…um…try not to live in the colored-in parts?<p><b>#5. It’s Freaking Impossible to Get Treatment</b><p>In parts of our country, there is one psychiatrist for every 30,000 citizens. Considering that 1 in 4 Americans has a diagnosable mental disorder, that’s roughly the equivalent of a single NFL referee explaining the last call to each person in the stands individually.

ABOVE: a horrifyingly genetically modified grey wolf

<i>ABOVE: a horrifyingly genetically modified grey wolf.</i><p><b>#4. Genetically Modified Foods Aren’t Going to Kill You</b><p>Let’s get one thing straight here: Science has been messing with your food since the dawn of agriculture, because just by putting it on a farm, we change the way it grows. The only difference now is that we’re testing that stuff out in a lab instead of just sticking food in someone’s mouth and making a note if they immediately puke out a lung or start pooping upward or something.

How else would hyperintelligent pigeons form a mafia?

How else would hyperintelligent pigeons form a mafia?

The 23 Most Surprising (True) Facts About Awful People

NASA's Valkyrie is a 'superhero' robot that could lead us to Mars - ExtremeTech

NASA’s Valkyrie is a ‘superhero’ robot that could lead us to Mars<p>By on December 11, 2013 at 4:00 pm<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the …

Robotics

Super-material could create robot muscles with 1000x human strength - ExtremeTech

By on December 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>When you flex a muscle in your …

Muscle

Eye tracking is finally coming to gaming: The greatest control revolution since the joystick - ExtremeTech

By on January 3, 2014 at 2:49 pm<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>At long last, it appears that …

Eye Tracking

Motorola patents e-tattoo that can read your thoughts by listening to unvocalized words in your throat - ExtremeTech

By on January 7, 2014 at 10:37 am<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>Imagine trying to patent the …

What The Heck Will Google Do With These Scary Military Robots?

Let’s see, we have a company that already knows everything about us, has possibly the world’s largest computer network, has recently built one of the biggest artificial-intelligence teams in the world–a company so powerful that it feels the need to soften its dominance with the informal motto, …

“There are currently no federal laws governing or restricting the ownership of flame-throwing devices

“There are currently no federal laws governing or restricting the ownership of flame-throwing devices. Some states have laws restricting possession of flamethrowers, with violations only considered to be misdemeanors, but 40 states have absolutely no laws whatsoever concerning flamethrowers. Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana.” <b>#CrackedClassic</b>

Our universe is a hologram, and we're floating inside of it, suggests new research - ExtremeTech

Our universe is a hologram, and we’re floating inside of it, suggests new research<p>By on December 16, 2013 at 8:31 am<p>This site may earn affiliate …

NASA teams with Google to grow plants on the moon by 2015 to create habitable environment - ExtremeTech

By on December 3, 2013 at 12:54 pm<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>Everyone dreams about what …

Mining

Wormholes are just quantum entangled black holes, says new research - ExtremeTech

By on December 5, 2013 at 10:23 am<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>Two separate research groups, …

30 Most Earth-Shattering Foods Born In 2013

In a post-cronut world, no dream is out of reach.<p><i>CORRECTION: 2 items have been removed from this list because they debuted in a previous year. (12/12/13)</i>

August secures $8M for its Yves Behar-designed smart lock

Your front door is about to get a lot smarter, prettier, and more-connected.<p>Back in May, home automation startup August announced the August smart lock, an inconspicuous but well-designed device developed in part by Jawbone’s Yves Behar. Bluetooth-enabled, the August smart lock lets owners send …

Moga Ace game controller for iPhone, iPod touch ready to order for $100

Thanks to iOS 7’s(s aapl) support for game controllers, this holiday season should offer a few choices that add buttons and triggers to an iPhone 5, …

Alien spotting: By 2020, we'll finally have the ability to locate life-harboring, alien planets - ExtremeTech

Alien spotting: By 2020, we’ll finally have the ability to locate life-harboring, alien planets<p>By on November 8, 2013 at 11:49 am<p>This site may earn …

Sono, a noise cancelation and isolation device that sticks on your window - ExtremeTech

By on November 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm<p>This site may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. Terms of use.<p>If you’re the sort that needs …

Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears have some…interesting Amazon reviews

Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears have some…<i>interesting</i> Amazon reviews.<p>If your product makes consumers feel like they’re vomiting out their soul, it’s back to the drawing board. While this lesson seems obvious, it was lost on the following companies, whose recent headlines seem less like manufacturing snafus and more like war crimes charges.

28 Real Animal Abilities You Won’t Believe