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what if girls were rewarded for being authentic instead of being thin?

Stop the presses. Kim Kardashian lost the baby weight and has her hot body back!<p>Give a typical teenage girl the choice between learning about Kim’s …

WWIB: Top Shelf

Bottom biscuits on the top shelf?!?! Yeah I know that’s just plumbers crack, but whatever. The name is not important, what’s important is figuring …

Pumped Up Kicks

I don’t know what I’m more appalled by, those side/back titties or that entire outfit altogether which just has the cherry on top with those fugly …

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Tit For Tat

Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as …

There Will Be Blood

Well this is a first for us…the bloodshed, not the dangling kid you probably didn’t even notice. Maybe this actually was the Black Friday shopping …

Lube Me Up Buttercup

I started laughing at this old dude picking out some sex lube until I realized he is getting more action than I am and I’m 28 years old. Whomp whomp. …

Sh*t Happens

Ohhh okay, because it looks like you’re shitting in the trash can! Okay. Well you’re useless. Nice barbed wire tattoo, real original. You look like …

Pink Panties

REALLY??? Did you not get my memo from yesterday? Unbelievable. I didn’t think I had to spell this out but shame on me for assuming anything. This …

A Tight Squeeze

Turns out “everyday low prices” does not translate to low clearance…Ahhhh we got a sideways bogey lodged in there tighter than a big boy’s belt at an …

Stink, Stank, Stunk

Sneak Peek

We didn’t want her to be the only one to give you guys a sneak peak at the goods so check out what’s inside our new book People of Walmart: Shop & …

Sugar Rush

Geez! He probably passed out from a sugar high. My advice is next time don’t let a 6 year old handle your grocery list.<p>Unknown<p>Sugar Rush, 6.6 out of …

Mother Of The Year Candidate

God I hope you’re just pleasantly plump and not pregnant….Man, I feel like I’ve said that too many times in 2013. Amirightoramiright?<p>Missouri<p>Mother …