Christian Alden

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Snapshotr Dual-Chamber Shot Glass

In a day and age when progress and the advancement of humankind are tantamount, we can't expect to just keep doing the same old keg stands and beer …

Refillable Sriracha Keychain

I know there are a few problems with this Sriracha keychain. Like in addition to enabling me to deliberately put Sriracha on my breakfast burritos …

VorpX VR Software Now Supports Oculus Rift DK2 (video)

Those of you lucky enough to already have received an Oculus Rift DK2 virtual reality headset might be interested to know that VorpX developer Ralf …

Virtual Reality

Adventure Medical Kits Trauma Pack

When I was 6 years old my babysitter forced me to sit on a skateboard with her and roll down the ominously steep street on which we lived. About …

Benthic Knife

Five seconds into a look through Triangle Krav Maga's Website and Facebook photo stream and two things become abundantly clear: these cats do not F …

Giveaway: Arctic Laser

Welcome to the first ever Dude giveaway reprise. Last year our Arctic Laser Giveaway proved so popular that we enticed the Jedi Masters over at …

Klymit Inertia Camping Mattress

I can't decide which I'd use my genie wish for: Klymit's Inertia XL superlight ergonomic camping mattress, which almost looks like it could double as …

Gin & Whisky Advent Calendars

Do you see what it says on one of the drams in the Gin Advent Calendar?! Professor Cornelius! Professor Cornelius Impleforth! I can't stop laughing! …

Damascus Pocket Knife

A carbon fiber handle holsters 120 layers of Swedish rose stainless damascus steel in this folding pocket knife fit for a pretty, pretty princess, or …

Giveaway: Pet Jellyfish Tank

Puppies and kittens for Christmas? How boring and uninspired. This year, enter to win your very own pet jellyfish gliding languorously around a …

RazorPit Blade Sharpener

A Mach 3...or 9...or whatever the hell number they're on now, a pack of blades, and a RazorPit. Gifts for Dad = done. The RazorPit, which I prefer to …

Grizzly Bear Underwear

I know grizzly bears are meant to connote fortitude, ferocity, and...bigness...in a reverential way, but, uh, I'm pretty sure these grizzly bear …

Alcohol Shot Gun

I call shotgun! Wha--what the F Scott Fitzgerald, Cornelius?! You just sprayed me in the eye with...what is that, a...juicy fr--...no, a buttery …

Zombie Hammer Survival Tools

"Zombie Hammer survival tools are designed to last longer than cockroaches." Longer than cockroaches! Now that's a sell. This knuckle dustered cache …

Smittybilt G.E.A.R. Car Seat Covers

One time for Christmas I got my grandma a nylon reusable garbage bag to hang off one of her front car seats and my brother laughed at me like it was …

Star Wars I Am Your Father Print

Luke was never the apple of his daddy's eye, but thanks to fine artist Christian Waggoner, he will forevermore be the reflection in Vader's mask.<p>Kult …

TRITON - Human Gills

Diving free of cumbersome tanks and lines, and with an unlimited underwater air supply? That's like...like...making love out of nothing at all. …

Falcon Slingbows

Rattlin' Randy Riffenburgh owns the dual titles of Falcon Slingbow Creator and Falcon Slingbow Sniper. He developed the patent-pending, …

TIHK - Tiny Inconspicuous Handcuff Key

The Tiny Inconspicuous Handcuff Key is intended for use by trained law enforcement, military, and security professionals only. However, TIHK will …

Rekindle Regenerating Candlestick

While I would prefer a wax color more masculine than pink, I--<i>What? Pink is the color of unconditional love and nurturing? Oh. OK, Mama.</i>--I guess my …

Firearm-Mounted Axe Heads

Since <i>The Walking Dead</i> started again, I've been thinking I need a new zombie-decimating weapon for use in my daydreams about stuffing them with …

Robocup

<i>Dead or alive, you're coming with me.</i> Robocop might drag you kicking and screaming out of bed in the morning like a big douchebag, but Robocup plays …

Movies R Fun: Iconic Scenes as Children's Art

Josh Cooley's book <i>Movies R Fun: A Collection of Cinematic Classics for the Pre-(Film) School Cinephile</i> takes iconic and cult (mostly) R-rated movie …