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17 sex memes that are just too real

1. Yeah, Carol.<p>2. Sexpectation and reality are often verrrrry different.<p><i>[via]</i><p>3. Aim high.<p>4. Achievement unlocked.<p>5. Ah, the importance of safe words.<p>6. Don't we all?!<p>7. Used to it.<p>8. It could literally be nothing else.<p>9. Seriously though, don't.<p><i>[via]</i><p>10. Yeah, basically one of everything.<p><i>[via]</i><p>11. …

Loneliness

This Guys Injects His Arms To Look Like Popeye—And It's A Very Bad Idea

Injecting synthol can lead to some serious muscle damage years down the line<p>If you're looking to get those biceps and triceps popping, here's exactly what not to do.<p>A 21-year-old Russian man is gaining attention for reportedly injecting his arms with synthol, a site enhancement that's 85% oil, 7.5% …

There’s A ‘Cards Against Humanity’ For Parents And You’re Gonna Want It

KinderPerfect is like ‘Cards Against Humanity’ designed especially for parents<p>If you’re looking for a new game to bust out at get togethers with your …

Sex and drugs: U.S. study links marijuana use to more intercourse

(Refiles to fix typo in Stanford in paragraph 6)<p>By Barbara Goldberg<p>NEW YORK, Oct 27 (Reuters) - Where there is smoke, there tends to be fire, say …

Cannabis

5 Bathroom Sex Positions That Will Wash All Your Stress Away

It's time to come clean.<p>Whether by desire or necessity, sometimes you're gonna end up doing it in the bathroom. And hey, when you're done, the shower's right there.<p><b>The Soapy Slide</b><p>Instead of traumatizing yourself with shower sex attempts, just let your partner tend to you with one soapy hand sliding …

Relationships

How Elsa, Spider-Man trick kids into watching violent YouTube videos

The internet will inevitably steal the soul of every child at some point as he or she grows up, but some are speeding the process along by …

The 9 Newest and Most High-Tech Sex Toys for October

How have you lasted so long without no. 6?<p>If you consider yourself a sex toy connoisseur, they can all start to look alike after a while. After all, you can really only have <i>so</i> many iterations of the same neon rabbit vibrator. But luckily, there are companies working hard out there and grindin' and …

Shopping

Japan Is Enlisting Sailor Moon To Help Ward Off Syphilis

Japan has a syphilis problem. The United States has its own set of STD troubles, too. But Japan is experiencing a meteoric rise when it comes to …

Pole dancing may soon be a sport in the Olympics

Poker, foosball and pole dancing. What do these things have in common?<p>Well, besides being reasonable activities for a night out in Atlantic City, …

5 Essential Sex Positions You Can Do Without Leaving The Couch

Get off without getting up.<p>Chilly overcast days are, to put it delicately, good fucking weather. Celebrate the season of GFW by stocking up on food/booze and getting busy on your sofa.<p><b>The Lazy Boy</b><p>Got a reclining sectional? Have your partner lay down and throttle it back as far as that baby will go. …

Relationships

How to seriously up your hand job game

Hand jobs are really handy.<p>If you’re knackered/sore/bored of humping after what seems like an interminable session of intercourse, then you can use your palms to pump him to climax. If you’re both suddenly gripped by spontaneous friskiness and you fancy getting him off quickly and easily without …

Pigging - the cruel new dating trend you need to know about

It is one thing being rejected or ignored by your holiday romance. It is another thing entirely to fly out to see him in Amsterdam, after weeks of messaging, only to be stood up in the airport with nothing but a text saying the entire affair was a cruel joke and calling you a ‘fat ugly pig.’<p>But …

Relationships

Chris Packham on living with Asperger's: 'I’ve spent 30 years on the telly trying my best to act normal'

Chris Packham, the BBC presenter and naturalist, has criticised the ‘charlatans and sharks’ trying to cure autism, claiming he would not have succeeded without the condition.<p>Packham, 56, who has enjoyed a 30-year television career anchoring programmes including The Really Wild Show and Springwatch, …

Autism

Uranus will be on display to the entire world later this month

It’s every schoolboy’s favourite planet – and this month, millions of people will be staring at Uranus.<p>Uranus will be on display on October 19, as …

Tesla Model 3 production can't keep up with Elon Musk's Twitter feed

Tesla Model 3 production really is hell.<p>Elon Musk, Tesla’s founder and CEO, warned us in July as he delivered the first 30 all-electric Model 3 cars …

Of Course Pennywise From It Has a Horny Tumblr Fandom

Pennywise, for the uninitiated, is a trans-dimensional force of fear and pain that enjoys haunting children, personifying generational trauma, and …

Boys are better at physics because they learn about 'projection' while going to the toilet, researchers say

Boys are better at Physics because they learn about “projection” while going to the toilet, researchers have claimed.<p>From a young age, boys are taught about how to aim accurately so that they do not make a mess in the bathroom, and this gives them a better understanding of “projectile motion”, …

University of New South Wales

10 Masturbation "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Never masturbate again or masturbate five times a day...forever?

Melissophilia – everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the sexual fetish for bees

We all know about the birds and the bees.<p>But some people take this phrase more literally than others when it comes to what they enjoy in the …

Anal Massage: 8 Techniques for Anal Foreplay Beginners (Illustrated Guide) | b-Vibe

Anal massage – an essential form of anal foreplay – can be a great way to arouse your partner and get him or her in the mood for anal intercourse. …

This Odd 'Sexy' Lingerie Covers Her Face and Only Has Beads in the Crotch

This is some kinky gear, but is it realistic?<p>Today, from the depths of Odd Things on the Internet, comes this Black Opaque Masked Teddy Sexy Bedroom Costume from AMI Clubwear. That verbose name is a mouthful but that's okay because this 'sexy' lingerie (can you even call it 'sexy'...?) features a …

5 Ways to Make Every Poop a Great One

In this age of social media and oversharing, digestive health has never been trendier. And thanks to this anything-goes attitude, the Squatty Potty—a …

Wow.. they must have so many dogs. https://t.co/rOuLDszZyf

Literally happens to my neighbor daily. https://t.co/KbZcf86uhV

100 Ridiculously Funny Kids Who Will Keep You Laughing For Hours

All of the fun of kids with none of the tantrums.

Police: Korean woman makes husband pay for golf habit in unthinkable way

One South Korean man is deeply regretting his obsession with the game of golf.<p>According to The Korea Times, a 54-year-old woman in Yeosu, South Korea …

12 essential pieces of bondage and BDSM equipment for beginners

If you're a total beginner but interested in trying out bondage or light BDSM, these 12 pieces of equipment are going to be essential for your play. Just remember the key principles for any kind of kinky play: safe, sane, consensual.

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18 Savage Batman Memes That Prove He's A Massive D-Bag

Savage Batman memes are one of the simple joys of the internet. The Caped Crusader has never been known for his sense of humor, however his brutal …

I'M FINE, DON'T WORRY! https://t.co/3Jy0dE0hQO

Ive been caught. You should all know my current fetish is eating @DunkinDonuts in public bathrooms. https://t.co/nhiWEWh9W2