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Third Reich Sues Westboro Baptist Church for Copyright Infringement

<b>Nazis Claim Church is a “No Good Copy-Cat”</b><p>Close your eyes, now imagine a group of angry, self-absorbed people, they believe in Anti-Semitism, …

 Handicapped Ridiculed for Not Standing behind Our Troops

<b>Cripples Are Under Attack for Being the Most Arrogant Type of People since the Italians</b><p>A display of the regular disrespect a cripple shows towards …

Jennifer Aniston

Books Are Too Dangerous For Our Kids

<b>The Vatican Claims That Books Threaten The Lives of Our Youth</b><p>An uproar of Christian hordes has unfolded in Vatican City. The numerous religious …

Books

Mitt Romney Announces 2016 Economic Platform

<b>Hailed by GOP as best fiscal policy since Voodoo Economics</b><p>We all remember America’s favorite runner-up from his work in the 2008 Republican Primaries …

Government

Gang War Breaks Out on Sesame Street

<b>Bloody Crack-Battles Unfold on the Set of the Famous Kid’s Show</b><p>In the past 46 years the children of several generations have experienced education …

Pop Culture

The Next Black Plague

<b></b><b>A Disease Much Worse Than Ebola</b><p>Imagine this, you jolt awake and roll around in bed. You go through your morning routine as usual; you eat breakfast, …

Feminism

Farifax Snowpocalypse

<b>Age-Old Scenario Tested By Local Students</b><p>For years people have been asking themselves this simple question, ‘What would happen if you gave a baby a …

Education