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Michael Cohen promotes ‘Good Morning America’ interview, says ‘My silence is broken’

President Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen on Sunday tweeted that he sat down for an interview with ABC’s “Good Morning America,” and proclaimed: “My silence is broken!”<p>Cohen did not go into any details about the "not on camera" interview with George Stephanopoulos, but posted a …

Trump's ex-lawyer fires what could be a warning shot

NEW YORK (AP) — After once boasting he would "take a bullet" for Donald Trump, the president's longtime personal lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen fired a possible warning shot toward the White House, saying he now puts "family and country first."<p>In his first interview since federal agents raided his …

Southern Baptists Call Off the Culture War

America’s largest Protestant group moves to cut ties with the Republican Party and reengage with mainstream culture.<p>It was immediately clear that change was afoot in Dallas. I’ve attended the annual gatherings of the Southern Baptist Convention dozens of times, but walking around the convention …

Faith

Willie Nelson Thinks Breaking Up Families at the Border is "Outrageous"

"Christians everywhere should be up in arms" about the Trump administration's border policies.<p>Country legend Willie Nelson added to the chorus of criticism of Trump's inhumane border policies. "What's going on at our southern border is outrageous," said the 85-year-old in a statement to <i>Rolling</i> …

Mike Pence greeted by 'Big LGBTQ Dance Party' and hecklers during visit to Ohio

It’s no secret that United States Vice President and Indiana’s first semi-sentient wood-based human hate-factory Michael Richard Pence hates people …

Mike Pence

Trump signs executive order pushing work requirements for the poor

President Donald Trump is now setting his sights on overhauling the nation's safety net programs.<p>Trump signed an executive order Monday directing federal agencies to promote employment for those on public assistance.<p>The president called for enforcing work requirements that are already in the law …

Income Inequality

This Guy’s Tinder Experiment Shows How Girls Respond To Creepy Messages From Hot Guys, And It’s Quite Shocking

For a lot of people, the results of this ‘experiment,’ nobly undertaken by a bodybuilding enthusiast who calls himself Germanlifter, will be …

Relationships

Seth Meyers Rips Trump Staff Turnover With Hillary Clinton Zinger

The "Late Night" host stirs it up in the wake of the White House homeland security adviser's resignation.<p>Tom Bossert’s resignation as White House homeland security adviser prompted Seth Meyers to zing the rapid turnover of President Donald Trump’s staff on Tuesday.<p>In his monologue on “Late Night,” …

Donald Trump

A study of more than 100,000 people has found that one food group is closely linked with cancer

If scientists told you there was a single lifestyle factor that may best predict whether you get cancer, you'd want to know, right?<p>Researchers in France may have found just that. After studying more than 100,000 adults for years, they found that eating processed food was more closely linked with …

Processed Food

The Best Sex Scenes of the 21st Century Ranked, From ‘Y Tu Mamá También’ to ‘Call Me by Your Name’

You'll want to have a peach handy for this one.<p>What makes a sex scene sexy? More to the point, what makes a sex scene <i>good</i>? That’s become an …

The New Black Mirror Trailer Sums Up All Your Parenting Fears

<i>Black Mirror</i> is known for putting its finger on all our modern nightmares, and the new trailer for its Jodie Foster–directed episode promises nothing less.<p>This time, its gaze is shifted towards parents. We see <i>La La Land</i>’s Rosemarie DeWitt play a young mother, who, after nearly losing her daughter …

Easy Casserole Recipes That Are Perfect For Cold, Dark Nights

Because melty, cheesy, and bubbling are qualities I look for in a recipe.

The next 15 states to legalize marijuana

Possession decriminalized: No> Amount decriminalized: N/A> Max. fine for less than 2 lbs.: $150,000> Annual adult usage: 12.7% (19th highest)In …

John Berman: So Trump Decides Which Women Are ‘Special Enough to Believe?’

“The President of the United States of America is backing a candidate who is credibly accused of molesting a 14-year-old girl. Now we know.”<p>CNN’s <b>John</b> …

Google is finally, officially starting work on its new $1.3 billion London HQ

Better late than never.<p>Google is finally, officially starting work on its new British headquarters in London, years after it was first announced.<p>On Tuesday, Google held its official groundbreaking of the site, where it will build a "landscraper" designed by famous architect Thomas Heatherwick.<p>Ruth …

London Mayor

David Cassidy Dead at Age 67

| Tue., Nov. 21, 2017 6:05 PM<p><i>Partridge Family</i> alum <b>David Cassidy</b> has died after being hospitalized for organ failure. He was 67.<p>His rep told E! News …

Stephen King Gives ‘Stranger Things 2’ His Seal Of Approval

While the general consensus on <i>Stranger Things 2</i> is that it doesn’t <i>quite</i> live up to its phenomenal first season, there’s still not a lot of negativity being thrown at the show (other than <i>that</i> episode). People still love it … just not as much as they love the original <i>Stranger Things</i>. But one person …

The Latest: Police say shoppers drew guns after shooting

The Latest on the shooting at a Colorado Walmart (all times local):<p>5:10 p.m.<p>Colorado police investigating a shooting at a suburban Denver Walmart say they had to rule out customers who drew weapons as suspects after a gunman opened fire inside the store. Three people died.<p>Thornton police spokesman …

Longtime New York City news anchor Michele Marsh has died

NEW YORK (AP) — Michele Marsh, one of the women who achieved success in the male-dominated television news industry in the late 1970s and early …

Judge Refuses To Toss Out Joe Arpaio's Guilty Contempt Verdict After Trump's Pardon

The president's pardon "does not erase a judgment of conviction, or its underlying legal and factual findings," a federal judge ruled.<p>A federal judge on Thursday refused to toss out the underlying guilty verdict in former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's criminal contempt case in the wake of …

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When you start reading about Machine Learning and Recurrent Neural networks there is a good chance that you will immediately want to write a bot. So, …

Rapid Rolls

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.<p>In the bowl of a stand mixer, fitted with the paddle attachment, combine the instant yeast, and warm water. Let it …

Taste Beyond The Tongue

Trump Terrible 10: Frequent Liar Edition

Will Bob Mueller add the Flightgate investigation to his agenda? I mean, the Russians must be involved somehow.<p>Since mid-2017, <i>Republic Report</i>’s “Trump Terrible 10” has ranked the week’s 10 most disgraceful figures in the Trump administration.<p><i>Republic Report,</i> which focuses on how money corrupts …

Florida attorney general doesn't want O.J. Simpson to move to her state

Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi does not want O.J. Simpson to return to the Sunshine State once he's released from prison.<p>Bondi said the former football star would burden local law enforcement and could risk the safety of Floridians.<p>"Floridians are well aware of Mr. Simpson's background, his …

Florida

24 Halloween Costume Ideas That All Book Nerds Will Love

Paging all aspiring Harrys and Hermiones.

Woman allegedly gets help from mom in twisted revenge porn scheme

This was the mother of all revenge porn plots.<p>A spiteful Texas woman hacked into her ex-boyfriend’s phone, and, with an assist from her mom, …