Sandals Five Summer Sandal Trends For Under $100betches.com - Betch Dressed Believe it or not, summer is pretty much here. We all know that once Memorial Day weekend hits, everyone is straight ~summer state of mind~ from …
Triathlons How To Train For Your First Triathlonbetches.com - Betches Staff Robert Jackson is an Ironman UK finisher and certified personal trainer based in Canary Wharf, London. He specialises in training time-poor office …
Horoscopes Embrace The Three-Day Weekend: Weekend Horoscopes May 24-26betches.com - Betchy Crocker Since we’re all planning on doing nothing at work today (and we honestly deserve it after this, the January of weeks), it’s time to explore what the …
Scott Disick Scott Disick Doesn’t Have A Wikipedia Page So We Wrote Him Onebetches.com - Betch Betta Have My Money Okay, so it’s been brought to my attention that for some godforsaken reason, Scott Disick doesn’t have a Wikipedia page. Even Rob Kardashian has one, …
Paris Hilton Sooo Paris Hilton Made A Song About Kim Kardashian’s Assbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson 2006 was a simpler time. Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back, Kate Bosworth was relevant and dating Orlando Bloom, and Kim Kardashian was Paris …
Beyoncé I Tried Beyoncé’s Coachella Diet & IDK How She Did Itbetches.com - Betch Ivy Carter It goes without saying that none of us are Beyoncé. I am not Beyoncé. You are not Beyoncé. Your coworker with the mug that says “you have the same …
Riviera Maya The Betches’ Bachelorette Guide To Tulumbetches.com - Betchy Draper Planning sucks, and bachelorette parties are a ton of work. So we’re taking all the guesswork out of planning a bachelorette party by breaking down …
Jeffree Star Problematic YouTube Stars Who Are Even Worse Than James Charlesbetches.com - 50 Shades of Betch In the last few weeks, YouTube drama has been in the news like never before. You might not have known about James Charles or Tati before, but now you …
Christina Milian We Asked The Kardashians’ Jeweler About The Trends Celebs Are Wearingbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson Jewelry trends tend to come and go, so it can be tough to decide what you want to actually invest in when it comes to a good quality piece of …
Luann de Lesseps Luann De Lesseps Was Ordered Back To Jailbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson Luann, Luann, Luann. You had one job! And you managed to f*ck it up, and possibly land your ass back in jail. But let me back up a bit. Back in …
The Bachelor This ‘Bachelorette’ Contestant Was Sent Home Early For The Craziest Reasonbetches.com - The Betch In Apartment 23 Maybe we misjudged all along why ABC chose Hannah for The Bachelorette. It wasn’t how real she was or how bubbly—it was because they wanted to sic the …
Horoscopes The Betches Summer 2019 Reading Listbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson It’s that time of year again! The sun is out, the temperatures are rising, and all you want to do is go to the park in your bikini and read a good …
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Dragged A Lookalike Who Tried To Use Her For Publicitybetches.com - 50 Shades of Betch In today’s edition of random thots of Instagram causing petty drama, we’re talking about Kami Osman. If that name doesn’t sound familiar, it’s …
Game of Thrones Shows To Watch Now That ‘Game Of Thrones’ Is Overbetches.com - Betch Ivy Carter It’s time to face facts: Game of Thrones is gone. Love or hate season eight, it’s the last one we’re ever going to get, at least until HBO releases …
Bill Nye 6 Childhood Icons Who Were Woke AFbetches.com - Betches Staff There’s no doubt we wouldn’t be the people we are today without having idolized our favorite characters from the TV shows that raised us. We all know …
Weddings Is Planning Your Wedding When You’re Not Engaged Insane?betches.com - Betchy Draper I’ll truly never know why women are offended at the assumption that all little girls plan their future wedding. All that proves is that we are and …
This Is How You Word A Wedding Invitationbetches.com - betches-admin You’ve got the ring. You’ve got the guy. Now you have to spend the next year (or whatever) of your life planning the perfect wedding day. From the …
Lisa Vanderpump Lisa Rinna Is Dragging LVP For A Good Reasonbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson I don’t watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (or any of the Real Housewives shows, for that matter), but I still consider myself somewhat of an …
Kylie Jenner James Charles Made A Surprising Appearance Last Nightbetches.com - 50 Shades of Betch It’s only been a few days since James Charles and Tati Westbrook officially put their feud to bed, but it looks like people are moving on like …
Employment 5 Ways To Build A Resume To Land Your Dream Jobbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson For the class of 2019, college graduation is either right around the corner (as in, tomorrow) or it just passed. That means it’s time to enter “the …
Weird Please Don’t Ever Do These 6 Things At The Gymbetches.com - Morgan Mandriota Before I started training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, I used to go to the gym all the time. Congratulate me. During my time as an avid gym-goer and …
Cancer Mars Is In Cancer & Here’s How That Could Affect Your Sex Lifebetches.com - Cosmic Betch No more mental tennis, betches! Audacious Mars, planet of assertion, sex, and the cosmos’ most infamous bachelor, just finished parting ways with the …
Kim Kardashian Wait, Why Is Kim Kardashian Feuding With Jack In The Box?betches.com - 50 Shades of Betch In recent years, the customer service industry has seen a major shift. We’re all sick of calling helplines and being put on hold for two hours before …
The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap You’ll Ever Read: You’re Drunk, Hannah, Go Homebetches.com - It's Britney, Betch Welcome back, people, to another week of this self-imposed cruel and unusual punishment I call watching The Bachelorette. Some people are into extreme …
Sex Toys The Best Vibrators To Replace The F*ckboys In Your Lifebetches.com - Betch Betta Have My Money Happy National Masturbation Month, betches! We’re all about men being replaced by machines these days, because who wants a guy that brags about his …
Grocery Stores Is Matt Donald The New Grocery Store Joe?betches.com - Sweetest Betch You'll Ever Meet In the Bachelorette seasons of yore, once the contestants were eliminated, we never had to think of them again. They would go home and get right back …
Abortion 5 Shady Ways States Ban Abortionbetches.com - Jane Duh Last week, Alabama passed the most restrictive abortion ban in the United States. With no exceptions for rape or incest, it’s designed to trigger a …
‘Vanderpump Rules’ Season 7 Reunion Part 3 Recap: C U Next Seasonbetches.com - Sgt. Olivia Betchson What’s up bitches, what’s up hoes. What’s up witches, what’s up WeHoes. I’m sure I have used that intro at some point in the past four seasons, but I …
Everything You Need To Know About Fenty, Rihanna’s New Fashion Brandbetches.com - 50 Shades of Betch Earlier this month, LVMH announced the “fast approaching launch” of Fenty, a new luxury fashion brand developed by none other than Rihanna. If you’re …
Photoshop Revolve Made Their Model Look So Weird: Photoshop Fail Of The Weekbetches.com - Holly Gobetchy For today’s Photoshop Fail, I was sent this horrible, horrible photo from Revolve. Look, I love to shop online. I love avoiding the store—no lines, …
